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It's either Markov chain generated text, a modern poet using online forums as his audience of choice, or a poorly translated dirty joke.
"It is watered every forenoon to rearmost my garden."
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this Kotaku Article.Oh man, what's going to happen to all of Kotaku's human interest pieces* now?
What's that? It's from 2009?
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Played a mission and a half with Wrestlevania a month or so ago. Had some fun with the sniper mission, but my connection was having trouble during a vehicle section and I managed to drive us both off a cliff.
Looks like there's a new map pack out soon, which will probably lead to Bungie's inevitable removal of previously available playlist options for those who don't pay the toll.
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First four lines... Yeah.
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"The Garden of Forking Paths" by Steve Goldberg and the Arch Enemies, a brass-heavy song from an EP inspired by Jorge Luis Borges' Labyrinths:
http://songs.stevegoldbergmusic.com/track/the-garden-of-forking-paths
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This is a list of things I've heard good things about:
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Kill Screen (first issue was fascinating, if a bit pricy)
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The Gamer's Quarter (freeish ezine)
- Some of Attract Mode's Zines?
- Jim Rossignol's This Gaming Life (book)
Edit: Retroactively removing Extra Lives from this list.
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Kill Screen (first issue was fascinating, if a bit pricy)
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Thalorien clearly served with Aion Gold and distinction as a martial defender of Silvermoon and his peoplefor Buy WOW Gold years before the moment that would simultaneously cover him in glory and yet leave him dead on the tainted battleground. As the Scourge invaded under the WOW Power Leveling Prince Arthas Menethil of Lordaeron and the high elves fell back from Elfgate to Elfgate, Thalorien and a unit of his troops ultimately found themselves the last line of defense for the Sunwell itself. At this point, Sylvanas was already dead (and most likely enduring Arthas' blasphemous attentions), and there would have been little shame in Aion Gold. They were few, massively outnumbered by
the Scourge and had no hope of WOW Gold.
Not only does this post canonize the role of WoW gold and power leveling in Blizzard's labyrinthine WarCraft story, but it also thinks that giving us the finger is a solid marketing tactic.
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Episode 45: http://www.idlethumbs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6818
The rabbi game's called The Shivah.
I am quietly laughing to myself because (major spoilers for The Shivah)
even that game has absurd action scenes between investigations. The rabbi player character beats up a trained killer in a subway station. And takes down the final villain after being shot twice. Seriously. I am not joking. That actually happens in the game
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True, but as an exercise, I wonder what an open world game where you don't mow down millions, even in your car, would be like. I guess Bully came close, but you don't really get to drive much in that game. That game didn't really click with me.In the first Driver game for the PS1 the pedestrians were so adept at dodging your car that they'd sooner clip through buildings and walls than be run over.
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I want to see 100 of them crossing a frozen riverAngela left off the thumb. She is a wicked impostor!
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Uploaded a few silly two hour games I made earlier this year for the 573 in 1 Klik and Play Pirate Kart, since Clickteam just released a free version that exports to Newgrounds.
Don't Flub Your Line: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/553759
The Trail: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/553758
The first is a short game about a kid who is nervous about his only line in a school play, while the second is a cheap parody of The Path.
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I'm not sure how many sites he was on, but within a few hours I saw SEVERAL sites link to him and when I was at my boiling point I saw the bloody interview....NOBODY HAS GOTTEN INTERVIEWED OVER FANART BEFORE!
The blog with the interview not only has the sprites incorporated in its design, but is also the site most sourced by other blogs. The interview came first* as publicity for both the spriter and that blog, spread to several other small blogs, and then to Kotaku and outward.
* At least in this wave of publicity. Looks like he got some fame on Reddit a month ago, which reinforced itself through taking requests.
Maybe the fact the all the sites I saw linked to him did it the same day, or the same afternoonIt's the online games journalism equivalent of a kitten stuck in tree story. Writes itself. Mostly inoffensive. Touches gamers in their nostalgia glands**. Gives the impression of caring about the little guy and their fans. Big blogs scoop/steal stories from each other all the time to appear on equal footing. Nothing to get worked up over.
**I recognize that gaming character! I liked that game and am glad to see it getting recognition. Playing that game was time well spent. Etc.
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"Buying it isn’t going to get you groupies." -- IGN.com on Rock Band 3
(via the awesome tumblr blog Game Journalists Are Incompentent Fuckwits)
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That's spooky. Just the other day I started updating mine. Still missing a few generations (namely N64 and DOS/early Windows), but it's really bloody staggering just how many games I haven't completed over the years.
http://www.backloggery.com/noyb
Good luck, Kroms!
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Now at 74 band-aids, 78% completion and 4,554 deaths. Finally unlocked the dark world version of the final boss.
Developed an honest-to-goodness blister on my thumb, so I guess it's time to give it a rest for now.
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Oh, man. This game is fantastic. If you've ever enjoyed any platformers, you'll love this.
Beat worlds one and two, dark world one, and collected 22 band-aids.
Ogram (it look like bizarro Meat BoyThat's Ogmo, the star of Matt Thorson's Jumper series.
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@colinp: I was just looking for a gameplay writeup like this.
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Sorry to hear that 2k has no intention of bringing it to a larger audience.
Funny thing is I was going to get the 360 version eventually until that Steam sale during the summer. Not picking up a second copy just for the opportunity to buy the DLC, as interesting as Minerva's Den sounds.
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Oh, this game. Played the demo a while back. Cute graphics, and a few clever puzzles.
Made some more spoilery comments over at its (mostly marketing-filled) TIGSource thread.
I think it was $20 back when it was released, so I was a bit more hesitant to buy the full version after finishing 70% of the puzzles in the one hour demo. Looks like it's cheaper now.
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The actual court document is an awesome read for anyone who's been following the story.
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Only played the third game, which I recall as having more sokoban puzzles and stealth than adventuring. Might pick this up after working on my backlog a bit.
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I'm not sure why I just did this...
http://www.sendspace.com/file/mgdnu1 (1 mb of OGGs)
(Interpretive readings of a few of these Markov chain spammers on this forum. Mostly this dude's.)