Lechimp

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  1. my fan made monkey island game

    So why did you quote the end of an Indiana Jones movie?
  2. my fan made monkey island game

    Holy crap what did you do to her room?
  3. my fan made monkey island game

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you sure showed her
  4. my fan made monkey island game

    When I found out that those videos didn't work, I cried.
  5. my fan made monkey island game

    This thread has changed my life
  6. my fan made monkey island game

    make a shaving baby game it would be best game ever http://forums.idlethumbs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=89
  7. Psychonauts hate thread

    In gamestop time, that means 5 months
  8. my fan made monkey island game

    Honestly, after seeing his posts, I don't think he's smart enough to know how to put a trojan into one of his games. And I do think he's a real boy, no one would spend this much time making crap
  9. my fan made monkey island game

    What the fuck? I just downloaded sanford and son 2, and it's not even a game. It plays the sanford and son theme song and repeats the same 3 screens over and over again about tasting wine or something. You guys are going to have to be the guinea pigs for the other games, I've suffered enough.
  10. my fan made monkey island game

    boy im glad that i can't play psychonauts so i can spend all my time playing these awesome games
  11. my fan made monkey island game

    omg stfu both of you sanford would totally beat son because sanford is greatest person alive hes better than both of you
  12. Psychonauts hate thread

    I have no clue, I just saw the same post as you and called it. They said they would ship the cd to me and I didn't have to send anything to them. I suppose that would be the best number to call.
  13. Psychonauts hate thread

    go to hell Oh well, at least I didn't have to talk to the mexican pimp everytime I tried to get the game.
  14. Heschent

    So how the hell do all these people keep finding these forums and posting advertisements here? At least it's not another monkey island fan game, I nearly went insane after the last one I played.
  15. my fan made monkey island game

    OMFG Monkeydang you should totally make sanford and son wol 3-d it would totally rock like all your other games i can already tell you will have a career in the game industry
  16. Psychonauts hate thread

    Alright, so I've cooled down and called Majesco. They're sending me a new copy of cd 4. But I have the feeling that Majesco somehow inspired this movie to be made... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/
  17. Psychonauts hate thread

    GOD DAMNIT I HAVE TWO FUCKING DISC 2s WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO Seriously, I waited two fucking weeks to end up getting a copy of psychonauts that I can't even use. Fuck majesco and gamestop. Do I contact majesco or Gamestop? Kolzig, you had to go through this shit, who did you call/email?
  18. my fan made monkey island game

    I wish I was smart enough to have made that all up. I'd like to point out that in all the screenshots and stuff, nothing is animated at all. It's all in slideshow format. So in one slide, Largo is petting then dog, then all of a sudden the dog and largo start to float, then the next slide has the dog biting him. There's sound and music in the game though. The music playing during the intro is taken from the monkey island games, then during the actual game there's no music except for the kitchen where this really horrible song starts playing. There really isn't much sound though, doors make noise and when you go outside, there's a really loud wind noise playing. But the wind is actually part of the plot where something like the following is said... Herman: "boys its is sure is very windys herba jerba" Carla: "the creator of the game is probablys too lazi to have the karakturs close doors" Ok, so that may not be exactly what is said word for word, but basically that's what they say in the scene, except the scene was probably harder to understand in the game. The sanford and son mod thing can be seen underneath the description of the fan game. It's the line right underneath "viewed by over a dozen monkeys" I know that my posts are kinda hard to read because the sentence structure and grammar are so bad, but it's probably because my IQ took a major nosedive after playing this game. I'm not kidding, my head just kinda hurts and I can't think clearly after playing this game.
  19. my fan made monkey island game

    OH MY GOD, this game is amazing, everyone needs to download it. The game is so retarded it's funny. The intro is the most confusing thing I've ever seen and none of the scenes have anything to do with eachother. It starts off with Guybrush and Elaine on the beach having a vacation or something, then guybrush starts to hump elaine, but then elain turns into lechuck and elaine walks onto the beach and sees them. Then with no explanation for the humping thing, it then cuts to Elaine's house where guybrush is sleeping and carla is reading him the plot of monkey island one. Herman Toothrot walks in and starts hitting on Carla. Then Lechuck flies in and everyone mysteriously disappears for no reason, Lechuck pulls guybrush out from underneath a chair and herman and carla appear at the door and make some funny comments, then Lechuck walks backwards out of the house. And that was all in the intro, it makes absoluetely no sense at all but it's actually kinda worth downloading because my description doesn't come close to describing how retarded the game is. I just started the gameplay now and will review that soon. But so far, it really sucks. You can't even really walk around, you click on doors to automatically move from one room to another with no animations at all, and I really have no clue what to click on. But the intro was so worth it, there's a scene where a dog bites largo's crotch and it has nothing to do with the rest of the intro. I feel more retarded just from playing the game. So I'm probably going to edit the hell out of this post, correcting grammer and added pictures to it. So expect it to keep changing over time. This scene is the one with largo that I was talking about earlier. It just cuts to this room where Largo is petting the dog and then it bites him. That's it, no explaination of anything at all. Yeah, this screenshot doesn't make sense at all. And don't worry if you think it would make sense with the context of the scene, it doesn't. No monkey island game would be complete without Michael Jackson jokes. Notice that Guybrush is misspelled once in the shot. Sloved? The infamous love scene Well those are probably the funniest screen shots of the game, there's some other comedy gold in the intro as well but I don't feel like posting it. As for the actual game, I'm stuck. I can walk around the house but I'm not finding anything I can actually grab (which I suppose makes sense considering that I don't even have an inventory) And it's impossible to even click on anything, there's tons of pixel hunting and usually when I want to interact with something, I have to click on a spot that's 2 centimeters from the actual object itself. Did anyone even go to his homepage? http://www.geocities.com/zl1corvette/ Apparently he wants to make a Sanford and Son version of Wolfenstein 3-D.
  20. my fan made monkey island game

    Ok well I was downloading it but I downloaded too much within one hour and now I have to wait. Rapid share sucks.
  21. Psychonauts hate thread

    I'd blame Majesco as well, they're the ones that put the cds in the box. They're probably the ones you should call. Unless at gamestop they were like... Bob: "Wow, another psychonauts pre-order but wait, this is for kolzig" Jim: "Kolzig? I hate that guy! Hey let's switch one of the cds in the box for one that he already has" Bob: "That's a great idea, that'll show him that people that live in their parents basement are cooler than him" You know that they probably did this.
  22. Penny Arcade

    I used to like them a lot more but I agree that their comics have been becoming more hit and miss lately. The latest one kinda insults Lorne Lanning even though he's one of the few people to make original games. And the comic below doesn't even have a joke http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-03-25&res=l Wow, it's great that you like lumines and all, but you don't have to make a crappy comic about it. They still make some pretty good comics every now and then though.
  23. my fan made monkey island game

    I'm actually tempted to download this after reading this man's posts, I have the feeling it will be unintentionally funny just like the game Conspiracies.
  24. Elijah Wood Goes 360

    God, Chris is such a fucking dumbass. Who the hell would think that Kevin raped the prostitutes? But seriously, they really can't make any of the graphics novels into movie form without it sucking except for a Dame to Kill For. Everyone is going to think that Miho killing people on rollerblades is retarded. Booze Broads and Bullets is all shorts stories, you can't have a third of a movie just be really short stories that have nothing to do with eachother, and I already said why Hell and Back won't work (unless they really cut out parts of the hallucination scene). Robert Rodriguez might be able to make them into movie form, but it's going to be really hard. Would it have been possible to make just one of the graphic novels into a feature length film or are they too short? On the IMDB forums everyone says that the Colonel is the salesman at an older age, where is this even said in the books? I haven't read Booze, Broads, and Bullets but there's no clues of it in Hell and Back. It seems like everyone on the IMDB forums is just making it up since the salesman is an assassin and the colonel is a person that kidnaps people and sells them or...something. Hell and Back wasn't even as awesome as the other Sin City stories, it was actually pretty mediocre. But at least the good thing about Elijah Wood hosting this is that we know he isn't hyper and stuff like one of those craaaaaaazy hosts from G4. As long as MTV doesn't try to make it hip, it shouldn't be another gaming show for retards.
  25. Bladerunner Buckaroo Banzai I guess, I mean the scene where his band plays the song is one of the most amazing scenes in a movie ever and I guess it's because of the song (a guitar solo followed by a trumpet solo?) All the sergio leone movies (especially The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly) Quentin Tarantino movies (Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs) Blues Brothers A bunch of other movies I was going to name have already been listed.