Salka

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  2. Posted

    ...Deadworm, that is my Mom.

    When she reads the forums later, she will be confused and hurt that you do not believe she exists. Like god cries when people do that to him, only my Mom

    a) is real

    B) does not live on a cloud per se

    c) is not God (yet)

    I am sorry that your mother is too uncool to know how to use a mouse, except perhaps in a sexual way or whatever. I don't know. Wait. Hang on. I don't wanna be talking about sexual stuff when my Mom might be wandering around later.

    Phew! Glad I remembered. That was a close call!

  4. Posted

    Kind of like if I look at a picture of a Clown for about two hours before I sleep, I will probably think of the clown and be too afraid to sleep on account of the image of the clown in my head, and that I would probably dream of it if I closed my eyes.

  5. Posted

    Curiouser and curiouser.

    Nick, is the Strongbow City you speak of Waterford? Because like, everybody knows that's where Strongbow... got married. Like, everybody. I knew that, even before Mom told me just now, for instance.

    If you are from Waterford we could meet up and have coffee even though I know absolutely nothing about you. It's always nice to meet another Irish person that can... you know... read and write.

  9. Posted

    That is why it is so amazing. Do you think that Stanley messed something up and came up with a boring movie? No, he set out to make a boring movie. Instead of screaming I WANT INSTANT GRATIFICATION, PIGDOGS!!!, how about taking the slow action as an integral part of the experience?

    Are you kidding?! Just because he wanted it to be boring, doesn't mean that it's going to be any better or worse than watching another boring movie!!!

    It wasn't even the boredom that got me, it was the lack of characterization or any character that I could empathise with. Which of course, was part of the aim of the movie, too. But again, that doesn't mean that it wasn't there.

    Jeez. If I wanted to sit down and waste a couple hours of my life watching a boring, slow, characterless movie, I'd rent out The Cube.

  11. Posted

    Ah, Demos.

    If I had broadband, which according to Eircom I shall, in 2007... I would download the demo of every single game under the sun. And I would probably end up buying a lot more games, too.

    As it is, that's impossible with Dial Up.

    I could get a lot of demos from Game Magazines, but I don't value their opinion so I would only be getting the magazine for a particular demo that might be on it. And most of the game magazines in Ireland are in the price range of E12 - E15 a shot. Not joking.

    So I have lived without demos for a very, very long time.

  16. Posted

    Why the obstacle course?

    Didn't an obstacle course and Chris come into another conversation, too?

    Or, like Pigeon Porn, am I never going to find out what you're talking about?

  18. Posted

    Hey, I am only 10. Cut me a damn break!

    If my Mom hears me talking to people about stuff like that, she'll slap me from here to tomorrow. My ears would cause global warming.

  24. Posted

    I think we need to resolve the issues at hand here. For a start, who is the new, funkier virgin mom? Me, or Cremo? And why does OftenK possess part of a noodle box that I don't? Why am I such an ace at guessing eye colour, and speaking of which why don't you just admit your eyes really are brown and I got it right, you liar?

    So many issues. So many hands. Quite a lot of thumbs, too.

    Whoa! Thumb references everywhere!