Salka

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  1. Posted

    In The Night Garden is terrifying, I hate it. It's really creepy. I had a nightmare about it once. Scariest book I've ever read on the toilet.

    On the other hand, Jo Zette et Jocko FOR THE WIN!

    Jo_Zette_Jocko_karamako_wallpaper_fond_d_ecran.jpg

    Auch, die unendliche Geschichte!

    TheNeverendingStory1997Edition.jpg

    Also loved anything by Enid Blyton, Roald Dahl, Hergé...

    Also:

    demon2.jpg

  4. Posted

    You are a genius! I've been looking for this book for YEARS!!!

    I'm sure my version was in English but come to think of it my mother read it to me so she probably translated it.

    Cool!!!

  5. Posted

    Okay check this out

    First look at this and this

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/photo5-1.jpg

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/photo3-5.jpg

    Now listen to this music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pybSRca-cA as you look at the next picture

    Now look what happens when the glasses come off:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/photo2-5.jpg

    Need I say more. I'll take cash for this concept, I think if you fit a movie storyline around this and a pumping 80s soundtrack, and stick a prom dance at the end, it will be an instant hit.

  8. Posted

    I just received a copy of The Colour Wizard through the post. I bought it in the hope that it might be an old childrens book I remember from my childhood, about a Wizard who painted the sky. It isn't the same book, however the story is similar and I have discovered that if you replace the word "gray" with the word "gay" it's much more interesting.

    Let me read to you. PS the words in bold are also in bold in the book.

    A long time ago,

    and a long way away,

    there lived a wizard

    by the name of Gay

    He was a brown man. <- I did not edit this, this is in the book.

    But his beard was gay.

    His clothes were gay.

    From hat to shoe

    that wizard was gay.

    And that's not all.

    His castle was gay.

    His tower was gay.

    His cats and his dragons and his bats were gay.

    His flowers and his grass and his trees were gay.

    gay as fog.

    Then one gay day

    the wizard said,

    "What we need around here is a little red.

    Red is bright!"

    So he painted his coach.

    He painted his door.

    He painted his tower

    from roof to floor.

    His dragons said

    they were wild about red.

    So he gave each one

    a dab on the head.

    They looked proud!

    But that colour wizard

    wasn't through.

    "It's time," he said,

    "to paint something blue.

    Blue is cool."

    So he painted his castle

    and his fence all blue

    He painted the statues

    in the garden too.

    Then he drew a horse

    with a curly horn

    and PRESTO!

    He made a unicorn.

    True blue.

    Now Wizard Gay

    was having such fun

    that he stirred up a colour

    as yellow as the sun.

    Mellow yellow!

    He painted his walls.

    He painted his chair.

    He painted a golden sun

    up in the air!

    He painted the flowers.

    He painted a tree.

    He painted his little cats -

    one, two, three.

    They looked like tigers!

    But then that wizard

    got carried away.

    He painted all night.

    He painted all day!

    Orange clouds...

    tan ducks...

    green dogs...

    black grass...

    purple birds...

    white frogs...

    Then he dipped his brush

    into each colour pail

    and sailed through the sky

    on a rainbow trail.

    By the time that wizard

    put his colours away,

    there was nothing anywhere

    that was not gay.

    No castles or towers

    or dragons or bats,

    no coaches or flowers

    or statues or cats.

  9. Posted

    I remember some scenes in CMI where Guybrush looked a little like a fuckwit (I couldn't find the one I was looking for, but this should give you an idea) as well, so I somehow hope that I'll get used to HitlerYouth-Guybrush, as there were some scenes in the making of video on the promo site, in which he looked likeable somehow.

    Hehehehe this made me laugh a lot.

  11. Posted

    The British National Party (BNP) is a far-right and whites-only political party in the United Kingdom.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_National_Party

    They hate black people, foreign people, gay people, etc

    The BNP is opposed to mixed-race relationships on the stated ground that racial differences must be preserved; it claims that when a white person produces a mixed-race child, "a white family line that stretches back into deep pre-history is destroyed." Nick Griffin stated: "… while the BNP is not racist, it must not become multi-racist either. Our fundamental determination to secure a future for white children is restated, and an area of uncertainty is addressed and a position which is both principled and politically realistic is firmly established. We don't hate anyone, especially the mixed race children who are the most tragic victims of enforced multi-racism, but that does not mean that we accept miscegenation as moral or normal. We do not and we never will".

  16. Posted

    Just like you wall-nut, sometimes I wonder myself what is happening to me... I'm asking myself what word I'll put there and in the blink of an eye I'm on youtube watching crap / kittens / videos I've already seen a thousand times / yufster dancing naked and drunk... It's a sad life I'm living...

    Hey... what? You're confusing me with Marek I think.

  17. Posted

    I just write anyway even though I know it's crap. Then when I'm done I leave it a while, then look over it a day or so later and usually it's either not as crap as I thought it was and I can edit it to make it good, or it's really rubbish and I can see exactly why and set about writing it again.

    Then again, I'm a rubbish writer, so don't listen to me.

  18. Posted

    DID loads of people open up their eyes to something new, Ginger? Jay Z is mainstream, I can name several of his songs right now and hum them and I don't like him or his music, and I don't have a tv or radio so fuck knows how I got exposed to them - but I did. I don't think anybody discovered something new from Jay Z being there.

    But then given some of the shitty headliners this year I don't think it matters really.

    And I just looked up Status Quo... jesus christ.

  19. Posted · Edited by Yufster

    I must admit that although I'm really excited about Glasto this year, I was disappointed to see Dizzee Rascal and Lady Gaga on the fucking lineup. And Prodigy and Blur clashing WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH sort it out.

    Is anybody from here going to Glastonbury btw?

    Jay Z was fucking appalling, sure have him as an act but don't make him a headliner surely. And the intro to his set got applauded by critics but I thought it was incredibly embarrassing and shit. But maybe that's just me. It kept the n00bs congregated in one place for a while so I guess I don't care too much.