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Change it the The Official How To Seduce Chris Remo thread, and mention Grim Fandango, and he's all yours. Yes, it is a rather funny file, isn't it?

That sounds kind of gross. 1 point for creativity, and another one point for choosing white wine. I wonder why nobody has sent me read.txt yet? That would surely gain them a full 10.2 points!!!!

I'm scared. What's happening? Where did... how did... what's this? I slap your hand and, without breaking eye contact from ICO, reach for soda. My mouth is open with awe. The soda dribbles off my tongue and stains my kimono. I wipe my chin with the sleeve, sniff, and close my mouth. The soda is now empty. I burp. TOTAL SCORE: 1/10 (1 point for bringing ICO) I do not reach hungrily for the food as I am vegetarian and am finicky about food. TOTAL SCORE: 0.000000000001/10.385 (.0000000001 points for bringing food)

(Psst, Trep, I think he's talking to you)

Jesus, the way the Thumbsters go on, anybody would think l33tspeaking morons didn't really exist.

I give it about ten minutes before Deadworm comes along screaming 'Doppelganger! Doppelganger!'

What?... that I was asleep?

Ah, but it has Stevan, Chris and Trepstud to cancel out the negative effect of Potter, and inject it with high frequency sexual emmitances, otherwise known as the Sexual Spectrum. You know, I dreamt of that concept in Chemistry Class today. I'm serious.

This thread is also way too sexually charged, and I blame Trep. I think I have sufficient evidence to prove that Trep keeps doing it to perfectly innocent threads.

Yeah! It is! Agree with me some more!

You're completely missing the-- I mean, look! It's Tycho! And Besides Tycho, it's a mirror! Wait, no... It's Chris Remo!!! With an ID Necklace. Whoa, check out that bling! But that's not the funny part!

Separated at birth? Or, in the little puffycloudy room in heaven where Chris was pried out of his mold, ... ... shit, I'm spelling EVERYTHING wrong... God decided ... if I believed there WAS a God... God WOULD have decided... to create a little mini-Chris on paper, but not exactly paper but the paper of... the internet.... with, uh.... uhhh... the paper, the monitor of...

Just in case you missed it

Firstly, that's a fucking brilliant picture. Secondly,

I don't know if C would look quite the same bald. I think his hair might be a defining feature. I don't know. What do you think?

What's wrong with looking like Chris? And they said behind a good thick head of hair lies a good thick brain. I mean, behind a good head of hair lies a good brain. Or something.

Trep hesitated slightly. The audience gasped in anticipation. The tension was like a thousand violins in the background; really noisy. Then, he lowered his voice dramatically and said, "...Trying to tell you something."

I don't know what you guys all have against the human that I'm attached to by my right butt-cheek on his face. Uh, her face, I mean. Her face.

It's just like making out with a warm japanese watermelon!!!

If it wasn't for me and my fetus twin on my left cheek bringing down the level of hotness in this place, Idle Thumbs would have a 100% hotness rating.

It's because Chris has so much hair, I guess it subconciously makes you realize that you would very much like some. There's a guy at work that's only 20, and he's bald. His name is Harry and I cruelly call him Hairy. Sometimes you'll catch him looking longingly at these customers that come in with lots of healthy, thick, dark hair. Yesterday, I changed his name on the Til System so that all his receipts went with 'Served by HAIRY' on them, instead of 'Served by Harry'. He only noticed at the end of the day, and since he has no sense of humour he's no longer speaking to me. But he's a fucking idiot anyway. You know what they say about hair and brains. I think that's true for Harry. I thought it was funny...

Let's see what Babelfish offers... Me they are not offeso more than a lot, and then it is true - many Italians are of the true bastards. I'm going to quote this in my signature.

You know, every girl gamer I know has a boyfriend. But no guy gamer I know has a girlfriend. What could it all mean?

The thing is, I tend to judge names not based on how they sound, but on the people I know with that name. Believe it or not, I do not know one single Chris outside of the Land of Internetness. There are three main Chris's that I know... Christ and Chris and Chris. It's a little hard to judge whether I like the name Chris or not, because one of them annoys the hell out of me, whereas the other one is pretty sound, and the other one is just a nuisance. So the name 'Chris' conjures up all sorts of good and bad images. It depends on which one I'm talking to, what I think of the name at the time. Did that make sense? I'm not allowed to say which is which because I'm not allowed to be un-nice for the rest of eternity because of DEADWORM. Shhh!!!

I will be nice from now on. And you'll be so sorry, because when I am nice, you will realize that without my bad attitude I am not even nearly and interesting person. I'll fade into obscurity, crying like a little schoolgirl that just watched wild coyotes rip her favourite pet kitten from limb to limb.