Salka

You're missing a 'me' in your signature. It's really irritating me. It's like... ahhh!!! Annoying. Ahhhh!!!! I'm Jewish. Man, everything in Flashback is motion captured. It's so realistic. This must be the cutting edge of technology.

BUMFRIENDS HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. Can I come with you? I don't think I'm doing anything in May.

Uhhh... and where are you staying? Accomodation is... expensive, you know...

And how much is it costing?

Ben, how long are you going for and blah blah blah?

I'm famous! And Jewish.

Hahaha, so in other words, you're staying in the San Remo? Hahaha. Man, I crack myself up!!! I'm Jewish.

I often forget that English is not your first and only language.

I know a guy from Norway who thinks he's from San Francisco. He's funny. He's confused. Are you from San Francisco or just Norway? Where in Norway are you from?

Man, you're going to San Francisco in May??? When are you going? Where are you going? Where are you staying?

I've heard both Interior designer and Interior Decorator used. It depends exactly what he does I guess. If he puts in all the furniture and paints the walls and whatnot, I guess either is just as good. I suppose if he uses a lot of Gucci sofas, 'Designer' might make more sense. I'd go with Interior Decorator.

Man, you guys! You can't talk to me like that. I'm Jewish.

Get rid of what?

HAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! BYE!!!!!!

I'm Jewish.

Yeah, I think that was my point....

Pullet....

Also, didn't you say you were gonna upload something like that, about... a year ago?

So, Chris... two questions... 1. Are you still drawing blanks?? 2. DO you have curtains in your bedroom?

The Sims 2 over Half Life 2? I can see we have a problem.

Unlocking Half-Life 2 on Dial-Up. Fuck you. Fuck fucking you. Fuck you.

He said if anybody calls in sick for Christmas he'll fire them. Dum dum dummmm! Hardass. Weft from Wight....hahaha.

I'd like to know what ASSHOLE decided to pronounce Chocobo 'Show-ko-bow' when they started adding voices to the Final Fantasy games. It's not pronounced 'show-ko-late', is it? Well, maybe in some countries, but as far as I know, not in CIVILIZED parts of the world. It completely ruined Chocobos for me. I don't care if the Japanese can't pronounce 'Chocolate'. The Japanese can't pronounce diddly squat as far as I'm concerned. Just because the Japs call it Finowww Fantaszhy doesn't mean we have to too. Just because they say 'Amelica' instead of 'America' doesn't mean we have to go calling it that, too. Or am I thinking of the Chinese? Man, I once had this really cool joke about a little boy who had a Japanese father and a Chinese mother, and he couldn't tell his weft from wight. Then I realized that nobody in Ireland can tell left from right either, and that's down to stupidy, so the joke didn't seem so funny any more. I can give it, but oh BOY, I can't take it.

Kwaaaaaaaark Ffs PTHUH. How's that? Oh... I actually spat on my monitor accidentally when trying to figure out the noise in the middle.

Nobody commented on my spitting noise. What do you think of it? It's pretty neat, huh? You can use it too, if you like. Kwaaark, pthuh! That's a real phlegmy spit, as you can probably tell. Do you like it?