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Awesome, seriously??? Because I have a friend who comes from Trondheim, and he goes back to visit his family every so often. Do they sell any other types of consoles of olde, d'ya know? As for the question of MM in DOTT... I've always assumed they used the old version simply because it was funny to see the difference in graphics, and also a testament to the enormous leap in technology that had taken place since the first one...

Nobody passed ideas on to me because you guys never tell me anything. I only knew it was happening when I went to use the smiley, as I very often do, and saw, much to my horror, that it had been replaced with !!! Then I felt stupid on TWO levels; firstly, I had used the wrong smiley and secondly, because I had used it at all in the first place.

Owch, Chris. My sister has mild Spinoblahblahdificiblah, and my sisters and I are pretty much just going to get Osteoporoblahsis when we're older for a whole number of reasons, except maybe not me because I think I'm probably adopted, and almost 90% of people in my (SUPPOSED) family develop cancer of some kind, and my (SUPPOSED) brother has something wrong with him, the creepy little bastard. Hitler would've hated people like us. That's why I'm glad I live in the future, in 2005, when people like Hitler live in countries that are backwards and they don't know how to read and write so they can't book flights to the countries they want to take over. Man, I hate when people do what I just did. When you're all, "I have the flu," and they're all, "My sister has that and I totally have that and blah blah blah!!!" and they completely try to steal your limelight. For all I know, I might live until I'm 80, or maybe by the time I'm 80 they'll have developed some super-cool machine that makes you 50 years younger when you walk into it, and so I'll be able to live forever and see the world end (in about 2150, or so my reliable sources tell me), and visit all the Computer Museums with like, Pentium 4 chips and big charts done stone-age style with stuff like '3.08 GHZ!!! And they still used RAM!!!' and a little caption explaining why we were so retarded back then. But anyway, it seemed like an appropriate moment to crack a joke about Hitler, and I couldn't think of one for some reason, and of course when I think of Hitler I think of my family, because we're all Jewish, so that's the way that paragraph ended up. Anyway, sorry to hear that. Read that, actually. What, do you think I read this stuff out loud to myself? Pfft. Oh, except whatever Kingzjester is saying. I say that out loud in a really high, whiny voice, like a girl that's not getting her own way, and I do all these flamboyant hand motions while I read it. I do that all the time, and he doesn't even know it. I can't imagine what an entire Hissy Fit would read like, then. I can't imagine Chris doing something like that. Anyway, it was hilarious. And I wish they had never been changed back. They're dumb!!! Like you!!! And Canadians!!! Ahhhh!!! I hate my dumbass Wacom Mouse, it has no scroll button AnD it KeePS SkIPPiNg AcrOss ThE SCreeN!!!!!! As for the name change fiasco, that WAS you!!! I distinctly recall you changing Chris' name, and then mine, and then your own, to cover up! Or maybe you changed Marek's first and then your own. Or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. But whatever. You were telling me on AIM as you were changing the names!!! Man, that was NOT Marek!!! You goddamn filthy LIAR!!!! I like the way I am vaguely involved in all of these pranks. It makes me feel incredibly naughty, like one of those little demons that sits on people's shoulders and pretends to be their conscience, and then when they murder people or whatever, they make like they had nothing to do with it. They probably turn pink, as well, instead of red, because red is a really obviously guilty colour, as well as being associated with heat and evil. Not that I did any of that stuff, but basically what I'm saying is that I would like to be red and have a tail, wings, and a small pitchfork.

I imagine most girls, gay men, and video games here will agree with me that Chris is good-looking, and does have a neck, even if it is not made of brass, like yours. Oh, and he doesn't throw a hissy fit when people answer other peoples questions. On the other hand, he gave in to your girlish demands and gave back those hideous emoticons that are clearly ruining your ability to express yourself eloquently... using WORDS. I don't know. Screw this, man. I quit. Take your forums and stuff them down Kingzjester's Brass, Texan Neck. Because he probably wouldn't even notice anyway. Oh, unless you said something like 'I can't imagine playing BG&E with a keyboard and mouse' while you were doing it. Or showed him a picture of a pidgeon. Or an owl, because owls have no neck either.

Two things. Firstly; Psychonauts is only two Paydays away for me. That's so fucking exciting!!! That is, if they're on schedule still. Secondly; Tabasco Sauce has not become less hot in the year 2005.

Happy New Year, blah blah blah. 2005, man. Futurrrristic!

The death toll has reached beyond 117,000 last I checked, so I'd pretty much just like to remind all UKers and Irelandanians that you can drop into Oxfam stores and donate straight to them. Like Tesco claims, every little helps. However, UNlike Tesco, you might want to be thinking in terms of more than one cent a shot. Also; I stole this from the Yahoo News page. Is this merely a nutcase speaking, or what? I'm too tired to research further into it.

I can't imagine Stevan ever apologizing nicely...

Jeez, Stevan, what the hell? What was that for??

Zero.

Well, at some stage it was, anyway... ¬¬ Although, that said, I should probably mention at this point that the thread exists for the sake of humour, and very little of it is actually true... just in case some of the shallower minds floating around these forums haven't figured that much out yet...

I can't really argue with that. Except for the jealousy part.

A lot more than you, little effeminate man from a dumb part of America (North America)!!!

Don't worry; Imaginary Chris Remo won't say a word.

Man, it's really obvious which of you guys have actually even had sex before.

So, on Christmas Eve Eve I went into the Bookshop before work, to seek out a copy of The Enchanted Forest by Enid Blyton for my little sisters. I have fond memories of this book, of sitting and reading about all the awesome and cool adventures these children had while most other kids my age watched TV. When I was little, I used to giggle about the names of the two main characters... Dick and Fanny. Well, much to my horror, in the new versions of the book they've changed their names to RICK AND FRANNY. Huh?!? What, so now, instead of kids saying, "Ha ha! Dick and Fanny! That's FUNNY!" they're gonna go, "Ha ha! Rick and Franny! That rhymes with Dick and FANNY!!! That's FUNNY!!!" Well, way to take the innocence out of EVERYTHING, you bastards. On a related subject, they removed the Gollywog from Noddy, but Big Ears and Noddy are no longer allowed to sleep together. Man, talk about one step forwards, two steps backwards. In other news: Dave is still with his girlfriend. And apparently, if they widen the Panama Canal, it'll change the direction of the Gulf Stream and Ireland will adopt the climate of Alaska. Man, we complain it doesn't snow for Christmas? Next year, we could have fucking Polar Bears. P.S. Stevan, we have to knock it off right now.

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I don't get why everybody watches Sky 1 all the time.

Talent on Idle Forums is not wasted; it is shared. Anyway, back to my Journal Style Memoir, Day 1Dave still has a girlfriend. Day 2 Dave still has a girlfriend. Day 3 Direction of Gulf Stream changed; cold weather imminent. Day 4 Dave still has a girlfriend.

Alright, this is pretty thread-off-topicky, but nonetheless, what about this for the coolest EVER idea for GTA: The Next One? Namely, the THEFT AND SUBSEQUENT JOYRIDING OF... WHEELCHAIRS!!! Yeah! I know! Imagine it now; set in San Francisco, and you can steal trams and stuff, and rollerskates and skateboards too. And if you want, you can even drive your stolen vehical/wheelchair to the Double Fine District and wait outside their headquarters. And you can even roam around U.C. Berkeley with a gun, or take a boat across to Alcatraz, and shoot The Bush Man in the face. Take a wrong turn and you'll end up in Little Mexico! Then let's see you try to get away on a fucking wheelchair. And if you hang around the right parts of town, you can pickpocket from the tourists, or mug them, or plain good old shoot-them-in-the-bollocks-and-steal-their-things! The Meth Man is the biggest drug dealer in town; take a shower and head down to his place on a stolen pram. Or stroller. Buggy? Whatever you call those things in America. Random: My mother was worried about my brother playing San Andreas, and asked if he'd found any hookers yet. He replied, "No, still looking."

Could you remove the word 'fuck' from that post and replace it with 'have intimate relations with'? And what's an Electra? EDIT: Oh.

Well then, I would say that if you ever come to Ireland, you should avail of our public transport system.

And Master Bates...

No, I'm not ranting about people with a low IQ, or people with no legs. I'm talking about annoying bastards who choose to speak INCREDIBLY slowly and waste MINUTES OF MY LIFE telling my something I already know. Boy, there is this one guy at work, and he pisses me off. He's so fucking slow. You might accidentally ask him a question like, "Seen the Printable CDs?" and then you realize what you've done and maybe splutter, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NO, NO, NEVER MIND!!! NEVER MI-" but he's already answering and you have to be polite and stand and listen. "Ehmmmmm.... printable CDs, you say? Ehhh... Do we have them in stock? Ehmmm.... I suppose we would... ehhhmmmmm... hmmmmm.... let's see....." And I'm nodding politely and trying to excuse myself to leave. "Ehmmm....... did you try.... let me think... ehmmmm ehhhhh, uhhh..... theeee.... CD section?" I bet that's annoying you, JUST READING IT. He says all that in slow motion. And while he's thinking, I've got my arms crossed but with one hand clutching my mouth to stop myself from screaming, and I'm kind of shifting my weight quickly from one foot to the other. "I'll jussssst try... ehmmm.... the CD section... jusssst in case.... ehmmmm.... you never know.... ehhmmmm, let's seeeee-" Motherfucker. I hate people that think while they're speaking. Before they speak, yeah, that's fine. But, man, I don't wanna hear your fucking blueprints for your next sentence. I don't wanna hear your every train of thought. Smart and snappy, bitch, short and sweet. Asking you a question is like signing away an hour of your life to Stan the Used Coffin Salesman in SLOW MOTHERFUCKING MOTION, and with a dumbed down vocabulary. I fucking hate you. Talk faster, and stop saying 'ehmmm'. Or at least if you say it, just shorten it to 'ehm'. Not everybody likes wasting their FUCKING FUCK I hate you. Ahhh. Fuck you. Fuck. Fuck off! Cocking bastard, fuckfucktalkfuckingfasterfuck. Jesus Christ, and as if it isn't bad enough that he talks INCREDIBLY SLOWLY, he also has thee filthiest mind. I was sitting in the staff canteen the other day, and there was this silence because I didn't want to say anything that might be misconstrued as a question. And he suddenly points to a picture of a young woman in the newspaper and says, "I bet she takes it up the arse with the other guy doing the auld JIZZIN' on her face". And he does that all the time. He just thinks of incredibly gross, inappropriate things to say, and he says them right when nobody is expecting them, or when I'm drinking coffee or something. If I don't like a customer, I forward them on to this guy. And so help them, because they'll still be with him an hour later, uncomfortable, awkward, trying to slip away while he's not looking, and all they ever wanted was a USB cable. I guess the reason I am telling you this is because I have an exam tomorrow morning, unless my brain explodes before then, in which case I guess I can't sit it!!!

At work, they keep playing the same five christmas songs over and over and over again, and they're beginning to drive me insane. So I'm trying to download as many obselete Japanese Christmas Songs as I possibly can, or idiotic Christmas Remixors, and I'm going to switch the CD at work. Man, this is gonna be awesome!!!