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Man, that's gross. Who gets sweaty hands playing the PS2?! Alright, I guess Scarlett... in the study, with an AXE!!!! While nobody is looking, I'm going to sneakily edit my post and say Scarlett did it, in the Library, with the Lead Piping. Tactical OUT! As well as that, I am smearing the track with oil, and I've taken to tripping people up.

This seems a good a place as any to whine about the fact I just went to feed my pony (I say pony because she's only little and I used to ride her when I was about 12) and it's pitch black and there's winds of up to 85mph, and I fell off a wall and stung my legs with nettles, and if you Americans don't know what nettles are well, screw you guys. Also, I smacked my knees off rocks. And it hurts and my legs hurt and, in retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have worn my pyjama shorts out on that particular occasion.

On a slightly thread-off-topicky note, a couple of the character designs from The Incredibles reminded me very much of Psychonauts, particularly the thin, evil white-haired chick (can't think of her name). On a more on topic note... If they keep that colour scheme, it's going to stand out so much from all the other games on the shelf at work. I know this sounds sort of dumb, but they all have darker colour schemes, blues and greys, or very cartoonish colours, depending on which section. With that style and color scheme, it's gonna draw attention to itself just sitting there. Plus it sports some proven eye-catching colours; red and yellow are proven to catch the eye before any other colour. I can't remember which comes first, I think it's yellow? So the casual browser will be drawn to the logo, then travel upwards across Raz, and then probably examine the small detail on the box, at which stage they'll have picked up the box, and then feel too attached to it to put it down again. Theoretically speaking. It is a very cleverly designed box indeed. In theory.

Here.

This thread no longer deserves to be sticky as it is lame and unfunny, and apparently it's the only thing in the world that doesn't turn Trep or Deadworm on.

How much is it in? And where is The Mezz? I thought that was in Dublin. Man, that is not 'in town'. I thought you were gonna say The Forum or something. Can you do a spanking rendition of a song I like? By the way, I would have liked your story engine very much, I actually did explore it. But it made me cry, because I couldn't figure out what to do. Just like the way pretty much everything ever ends for me.

Heyyy.... I know you... do I? Story Engine dude?

Hang on, since when has Sly Stallone been Governor of California?

Green, with a dagger, in the friggin'... in the library?

Bronstring, candlestick, study

The Bacon fellow with the blue avatar, I think EDIT: Nope, MetalMickey.

Man, uh... that's pretty much exactly what I was going to say!

Thanks Deadworm. And thanks for noticing

Not really, 'cause I never really use emoticons.

He is so cute.

Ha ha ha!!! How do you like it, Worm!?? HA HA HA! In other news, I thought that the smiley was simply jetpacking away. I did not realize, until now, that he was farting.

Oh, I see. But, why did they pull your tooth? Why not just pull your hair, or another easily accessible part of your body? Did they hold you down or something? And how did somebody fit enough of their fist into your mouth to pull your wisdom tooth? Pieces of this story aren't fitting together, man. Also: to both my post and yours.

Awww, sorry to hear that. But why would you look like a chipmunk? I don't understand that part.

Yeah, sorry, I forgot what The Bench was. I thought you were talking about something completely different. I have only heard tales of The Bench, unfortunately. I wasn't around back then. I don't think I even had the internet.

With that, Chris posted a link so that Yufster had some idea what he was talking about, and the people of the land lived happily ever after. Sorry, never mind, I remember. Well, any sort of extra content at all is good, it doesn't just have to be Kara and Batjew... Also, it seems like they have a great, colorful cast of characters there, but they only ever use two of them. I'd love to see the other characters more often.

What about Jazz Jackrabbit Online?

Aww, man... damn. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of.

Chris, if your music doesn't work out for you, you could always work in PR for games. Hmmm, actually, I don't think it's at all related to the movie I'm talking about. You know, it's computer animated and has Tom Hanks in, voicing a character that looks suspiciously like... Tom Hanks? And it's called The Last Express? And it's new?

Why do you have to be indignant? Hmm? I know it's a nice word, but you can't just use it because it looks clever. Maybe I should entitle the thread, 'Deadworm and Trep and Kingz', and you can be totally smarter than them. Everybody'll be happy; Deadworm and Trep can make sexual innuendos, and you can preen yourself all day because you're smarter than everybody else on the thread. Then you won't even have to worry about making posts just to use big words or highly educated references; there'll be no point! Nobody will read them!!! Why would they?! HOW COULD THEY?? Their heads would explode! They're not smart enough! They couldn't possibly be smarter than you! Only, if I did that, the thread wouldn't be as sticky, but would take on a kind of wet, floppy, cold pancake form. Like the fake barf on the ceiling of the lobby in DOTT. VERY MUCH like the fake barf, in fact.

I like the site design very much; it's simple, bright, colorful and eyecatching, but I agree they could do with a redesign at this point. As long as they didn't stray too far from the original design. Also, the other content their site used to have... remember Kara and Batjew? That stuff was great! I wish they would have a bit more extra content like that. Also, swearwords are becoming too big a part of their humour. They should cut that out.