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Yes, your wrong. Something else I fucking hate about this game: When you win it the first time around, you get to play as the girl. In MOST games, this would add to the replay value! You could play through the game differently, solving different puzzles, and stuff like that! But, no. It's exactly the same. It doesn't even make fucking sense! For instance, if playing as Fondle, you pick up this wheel-thing. As you walk outside, there is a cutscene where Fondle steals the wheel thing from Bruce! Then she runs off, and we play as Bruce, running off with the wheel thing! Then Bruce, who has just had the wheel thing stolen from him, uses the wheel thing on the thing that needs the wheel thing! As he does this, there is a cutscene with Fondle using the wheel thing on the thing that needs the wheel, and Bruce appears from behind her to exchange two different sets of smartass comments; the spoken lines, and the subtitled lines! Then there are monsters, and Bruce says, "Hurry up, I'll keep them away!" and "Be quick, I'll keep them occupied!" both at the same time. Then you get to play as Fondle, shooting bad guys and and meanwhile, Fondle is also in the corner, turning the wheel! This makes no fucking sense! Maybe I am the only one who noticed that this makes no sense. Fuck this! Fuck all of you and most of all, fuck Capcom.

I don't know. I want Telltale to be awesome, and I want to be the biggest and most annoying fanboy ever. I can't wait for them to kick ass. I just hope they start doing that. And soon.

Graham Annabel? That's freaking awesome. But they're not funny. That's the thing that gets me the most. They're just not funny. And it wouldn't matter, except that they try to be funny. Look at the Dudebrough Threepwood blog, for instance. That has to be the most annoying character ever.

Ahhh Ha Ha Ha Hah Ah Ah Ahahaha!!!!

I don't get it. I don't understand. Also, am I the only person that thinks this Guybrush Dudebrough guy is completely forgettable?

What a lame feature for pretty much any site at all, ever.

Good thing I'm not talking about Resident Evil 4 then, isn't it?

Where on earth did you pick up that she's his niece? And what a lame feature for a video game site.

I have a solid alibi. I was in Ireland at the time of his murder, Sir.

I'm not religious, I just do Lent for the hell of it.

I'm so frustrated about the whole EA situation, I'm going to refrain from comment simply because I'm giving up swearing and anger for Lent. And I already screwed that up because I played RE: Dead Aim.

Every so often, our Aunt Polly comes to visit. She's a hefty woman, and one of those extended family members that exists to criticize and belittle his or her brothers and sisters. Anyway, when she comes around, everything has to be pristine. Sparkling. No creases. Nothing. About an hour ago, she called up and said she was on her way down from Dublin. Olivia and Mia are terrified of her, so they darted upstairs and begged Dad to help them get everything perfectly tidy. "Aunt Polly is coming! She'll be here in twenty minutes!" "Alright," Dad said, "You make sure everything is in place in the kitchen. I'll widen the front door and reinforce the staircase." "Okay!" Olivia turned to sprint out, and then stopped, and turned back. "Wait. What?" "He's just joking." said Mia. "No he's not! Mom told me! Once, he made the doorway narrower so she couldn't fit through!" Olivia said accusingly, "You're not to take any supports away from the stairs, alright?!" And the funny thing is, that's true. He DID once make the front doorway narrower, so our Aunt couldn't fit through. It worked though. She didn't visit for about a year after that.

Seriously, u do? I didn't no that! Awesome!

I resent that.

This seems as good a place as any to question the folds on Gabe's duvet...

Because her first name is 'Courtney', you see. Duncan, I really don't know who I thought you were, to be honest. I think I completely misread your name, because I don't recall thinking you were Doug. Even Courtney's FATHER thinks she did it. Man!

Who am I to tell Bill Gates what to do?

Oh yeah? Because there were NO TRACES OF HEROIN found in his blood when he was taken in after a Rynenphphphphonal overdose in Rome just weeks before... Rynthnehthphohonal, a drug that... COURTNEY LOVE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE. HMMMMM! Seriously, Doug.... do you? That's neat. Can I stay at your place next summer?

Yes, his insanity is not so amusing. I can't even think of anything funny to say right now.

You're one kickass old lady, lady.

When I was about ten, I remember coming home after a delightful ramble in the woods, to hear Mom saying, "There's some of Aunty Polly's soup on the stove", and I nearly had a heart attack. I just stood there looking from her to the front door, spluttering, "But how did she... did she... could she... where did she...?"

Are you kidding!? Dell is the fucking devil!!! Have you ever phoned their technical support? And their PCs are shit! And they do shit like advertise 'THE ULTIMATE GAMING PC!!!' a CELERON with an intel XTREME INTEGRATED graphics card, 256 mb of RAM, and all for... E2000!!! They give the cheapest shit they find in their toilets every morning with their packages! Dell stuff is the most cheaply made, badly produced, ugly, awful, slow, buggy, pathetic stuff OF THEM ALL. And then you try to phone their technical support, and everybody is fucking INDIAN and can't understand what you're saying. And then they put you on CONFERENCE calls. You might as well just buy a PC from ALDI or LIDL, or WALMART. They're THAT SHIT.

He took off the frame, added a row of brickwork on either side, and then put the frame back (after 'altering' it to fit), and replaced the door. It was ridiculously narrow.

Man, go fuck yourself. Now we're making comparisons, what about PCs being like men? 'Cause all they do is sit there, and then they give out on you? And they're full of porn? Anyway, it's a shit comparison. If PCs are so like women, then how come Chris has had a run of problems, where you have been trouble free? Sounds pretty backwards to me, you munkshit. And where do I fit in? Am I GAY or something? Maybe not twenty. You can get a good gaming PC for about E1300 here (monitor not included), which I assume would only be less in the States, considering the difference in price between Ipods over there and over here. Okay, so that's about 7 or 8 times the price of a console. But it you can also do a lot of other stuff on a PC, whereas a console is just a console. But, even though my PC is fairly good for gaming even now, I still play console games, 'cause it's nice to not have to install stuff and what have you.

Chris: every computer I have ever had has lasted fine until I have stopped using it because I got a new one. Uh, come to think of it, except for this one. It shipped with a faulty hard drive, but the manufacturer replaced it pretty much pronto. Other than that, all my PCs have been fine. I've had about five, I guess. On the other hand, about three different PS2's have broken down in various ways, not to mention two N64s and at one point my Xbox was being dodgy. And it wasn't due to abuse (except in the case of the N64's, I guess they did get it pretty bad sometimes), but stuff breaking down inside them during ordinary use. I haven't heard you mentioning stuff going wrong with your PCs before... except that ancient old monster of a laptop you used to use which had a 16mb graphics card...? I think either you've had a really bad line of experiences with PCs, you have REALLY bad buying judgement, or... something. Because PCs ain't all that bad. SoccerDude: No fucking wonder, it's a SAMSUNG.