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I meant I was shaking my fists really offensively at him

Seconded We have digressed from talking about games into talking purely about religion and good lord if only you could see what I'm doing with my hands right now.

I love everything so damn fucking much it's not even funny but it is, it's hilarious.

Everybody was right all along, I was wrong, Nintendo is the best, sorry I admit everything sorry.

Oh, lead soldiers are awesome. I don't know about the hat, Captain Comic never had a Captain Hat either and he was a real captain.

You don't think lead smells? Didn't you ever try making Lead Soldiers? Captain Planet was a real Captain, and he has a Ph.D in Crop Rotation and/or Sustainable Yield.

Not just ANYwhere, but SOMEwhere!!! on a dark street. He submits readily to Duke's tyranny and takes insults like "Leadhead" or "Leadbrain" without flinching. His name is Leadsuit and he wears a suit made of Lead, what does he expect? Really? I'd be far more cheesed off if I made such a blatant effort to be associated with lead, and people called me 'Ironface' or something. Or 'Cheeseface'. That would be insulting because it would insinuate his face smells like cheese and not just lead.

You know they say something about leaving stuff to the imagination being sexier. That, like, a picture of a girl dressed provocatively is sexier than a picture of an entirely naked girl. Woman. That comic works on this principle, I think. Also, here's what I thought you were talking about: Captain Comic!

My mother reads Idle Thumbs to check up on me and who I'm talking to. FACT. Which means she reads your articles to make sure you're all intelligent and nice people. FACT. She still knows nothing about games. FACT. TECHNOLOGY!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Okay fine, I'll do it properly. But since I don't have a flashlight I'll be using a candle or something, do I still qualify?

Just pretend there's a flashlight and I'm pointing it to the person on the RIGHT.

Alex you have an indescribable nose.

This overall Remo obsession is starting to creep me out a little, you know.

I suspect that was unintentionally hilarious. He'll be back. Nobody ever 'quits' the internet.

I will deface your Psychonauts boxes for free.

Because I'm Irish and I lied.

HP are awfully overpriced. Why would you not go for Alienware after you've heard one billion good things and one bad thing about them from Chris? I've heard a billion bad things about Dell and Compaq...

My Mom was driving me home from work this evening, and my three little sisters were seated in the back of the car, deep in a heated debate as to how one becomes pregnant. They all maintained that kissing alone could cause pregnancy, but arged over how the kiss would have to be delivered in order to concieve a child. For instance, the oldest, Mia (8) thought the kiss had to be recieved while lying down. Tatiana (6) thought that you had to kiss the other person on the face but it didn't matter if you got kissed on the hand, and Camille (5) was certain that any kind of kissing whatsoever would lead to babies springing up out of the ground. I was listening to their cute little arguments, and wondered why they hadn't taken in to account what happens when they get a kiss from Mom, or from me, or from friends, and then it gave me a horrible, horrible idea. I turned around with a horrified expression on my face and said, "GOOD GOD, WHAT ABOUT GRANDMA KISSING YOU GOOD NIGHT LAST WEEKEND!?!?" There was a silence. Then all three burst into tears. They wouldn't stop screaming for twenty minutes. Man, it was hilarious. My Mom had to pull the car over and explain about sex to them, assuring them that they could not possibly be pregnant with Grandmother's baby. I feel absolutely awful. Ha ha ha.

Dell suck, and their customer service is appalling. Why not go for a brand name but just catch it while it's in a sale or something? Over here at least, you can often get awesome Sony's, Toshiba's or Compaq's for the same price as a Mediocre Dell during sales or special offers.

Yeah, Mia obviously remembered the phrase 'always use protection' from somewhere (I blame television), and she figured this meant Vaseline Lipcare. You can't get pregnant if you kiss somebody while wearing Vaseline Lipcare. And she's right.

Good grief, that's depressing.

Thanks everybody Nobody in my family has remember yet. I'm gonna see how long it takes for them to catch on why I'm humming the 'happy birthday' theme. Morons!

I like the way humans panic...

Like seriously, imagine if your kids ever read this. Or your mother.