Salka

Erm, you named your kid Gizmondo? Or something? If he's a baby boy, why is he in school? Is it like playschool? Aren't the other kids a little too young to take the mick out of somebody for their name? A lot of questions spring to mind. I am suspicious. I don't think he's really in school at all, is he? PSP never knew his mother. He's actually very very smart, he's just hanging with a dodgy crowd. I think you're being really insensitive. You do realise that Gizmondo isn't the little innocent you took him for? He had PSP in the bathroom the other day calling him 'stupid! fucking stupid! you stupid twat!' over and over? Is NDS in the same class or year as Gizmondo? Isn't he only a baby? Surely babies don't get real jobs? Hang on, he's TWENTY? And picking on babies? You realise you can get him done for Paedophilia? ...Gamers have sex with your baby son? Jeez, PSP and NDS are the least of your worries. !!! WHOA!!!! Wow jesus omg. A maze? Or a bus? Just make him a packed lunch, they won't steal that. School food is unhealthy anyway. Is this built into the bluetooth device in his mouth, or is it an anal receptor? PSP and NDS think it's inhumane to put a tracking device on a handheld? Did they say this? I don't think so. I cannot imagine what interacting with real people must be like. Are you sure your baby son isn't a robot? I can't figure out if it's a baby, a teenager, a robot, or a bunch of gadgets sellotaped together. With economy sellotape. What are you talking about? Windows Media Player beats an iPod? Even though one is a piece of software and one is a piece of hardware? Are you calling me a bully? Or a paedophile? What are you trying to say?

Erm... oh. Sorry. My bad. I should have known better. I don't think I'd be interested in the female game market to be honest. I just like good games, no matter what market they're aimed at.

Curse your sharp wit!!! Definitely wouldn't work for you. Aww gee thanks Man I had a really awesome comeback involving your relationship with god. Wish I could remember.

I like the way you get to rape schoolgirls. I'm glad they're finally taking into account the importance of females aged 15+ in the game industry. In some way. Man the funniest thing about this game has to be the people who have actually played and commented on it. Check out the link Spaff gave, has to be the funniest review in the world, with what is clearly the best opening to any review ever;

I felt that she really added something to the movie for me, yes.

Yeah they were great too. They were like Sierra Adventures. You just died for absolutely no reason, all the time. But the ones with dice and items and stuff, wow, they were great.

Then it'll be slightly less disappointing for you.

Why don't the people living in the Star Wars world all just commit suicide? What do they have to live for? What do they do every day? I mean really, what do they have to live for? All they ever do is stand around looking futuristic. It also rains war. What I wanted was a kickass female Jedi so that I could dress up like her and make woooshing sounds with my Mom's broom handle. Instead, there is Padme. She's not very kickass. She stands around crying and being in love and having babies. And then she dies of a broken heart. OH, SPOILER WARNING.

I've never played any of those games in my life (except Jenga, possibly). I once got invited to a D&D tournament by a customer who kept following me I used to play/read all those Choose Your Own Adventure books though... you know, the ones where you had to keep a chart with all your items, levels, skills etc., and use dice to determine the outcome of battles and such. They were so cool.

Neither. More like a confused gaze. I know of guys that have had success with lines such as 'hubba hubba'. For that to work though, you would need to be dead sexy and cool as ice, and the girl would have to already relally like you, because by then she would probably think anything you say is awesome anyway. In general though, chatup lines do not work. Does anybody actually believe the rumours being flung around in this thread, then? Just out of interest.

You know Trep, I'm disappointed. I thought you would fall for this hook, line and sinker. I thought you'd be the first to make vulgar sexual references and sexual scenarios up in that twisted brain of yours which is always thinking about sex. But no. Why is that? Do you think we are joking? Are we joking? Are we really joking? Is this all one big joke? Are you joking, Trep?

It is amazing that the clear winner of this thread did not even participate in it and, indeed, didn't even have to try. I don't know what that says for you guys.

Not that conclusion. The other one.

Has anybody come to a final conclusion yet?

We are, in fact, number one for DEPRAVITY ZOO!!!

Yeah, no. Exactly.

Except in Technicolor!!!

God bless you, Marek, for that.

I think Idle Thumbs is a catchy, unique name. Combined with a unique visual style, it's a winner! Undressed Psychonauts, anybody?

Let's be number one for Undressed Psychonauts!!!!

Nobody ever mention things like Psychonauts sex, Psychonauts Nude Patches and Psychonauts Porn. Whatever you do.

Just up a tree in my pyjamas in the middle of the night. You know how it is. I'm so fucking happy I could climb that tree and throw myself out of it and I'd probably bounce. I'm happier than most of you here today FACT.

It's a secret drug that only very privileged people can have. It is very very special and very very rare, but also very very wonderful. Personally I think you're just jealous but what do I know? Not much outside of my own little world right now. My world of drugs.

Yes but you cannot share my drug because it is mine all mine hahahahahaha

Obviously you guys in fact DON'T know how it is. One day you'll be as happy as I am. Until then, I'm far more happy than you could ever hope to be. You can't just want these things to happen and they magically do. Or do they? The tree was rather cold and windy, in retrospect Pyjamas was not a great idea. I think you need to reach out and talk to those people you took for granted before. Tut tut. I won't jump off the tree, only very small babies can bounce.