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Who's the first best?

So in summary: He choked to death on her face?! Ahahahahahahaha. I hope it was delicious. I bet he wished he'd listened to his mother about chewing his food properly now, eh?!?? Ahahaha. Let's FACE the facts here, at least he... NOSE!!!! better now eh?! AHahaha!!! He obviously didn't have much of an... EYE!!! for good food! HAHAHA. I guess she was a bit of EYE CANDY though!!!! AHahaa. Man, she was obviously a bit too ...CHEEKY!!!! for his liking that day!!! HaHAHAHAHA! AHaha. we're getting into the CUT and thrust of debate now, and it's DEAD serious! But I'll have a STAB at it anyway!!! I like killing and eating women! HaHaha.

Uh I did what? No I didn't. Although now you mention it I do recall laughing that a man choked to death on his wife's face. Did somebody find that offensive?

Haha! Look! I signed in!!! Haha! Sometimes I become hyper-aware that I have legs for like an entire day, and my walking becomes really awkward because I have to concentrate so much on moving those two things. My legs feel like they're somebody elses legs and I'm trying to make them move. The only thing that shakes this feeling is taking a nap. Does this make me weird? I admit there was very little point to this post, I just desperately wanted to post as myself again.

Nobody ever spoke to me. I would have to ask each customer that bought a PC game 'are you sure this game will run on your system? There's a 7-day software return policy, but it has to be unopened, so check blah blah blahhh'. They would grunt and look away. Male and female alike.

Okay maybe I wasn't being sarcastic enough.

A billion shifty eyes, shifting unanimously to the left.

I'd wear nerdy shirts. Not one with Tycho on them though. Anything else is fine! Thanks for telling me what you're wearing Trep! But I have a question. Are you wearing that T-shirt with boot-cut or flared trousers? Or just plain straight-leg?

Don't they just have to spend money translating all EU bills into yet another forgotten language? They really exaggerate the figures. So many of the people that are said to be able to speak Irish, are able to speak however much they were forced to learn at school. Yes there are Gaeltacht areas, it's about time they started speaking bloody English. Of course you have no industry there you idiots. Good lord. Jesus.

Erm, I wasn't apologising. But yes, cheers!

There's a little button under the COLOR bar that will wrap selected text in QUOTE tags. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with your points about Gizmondo by the way, I'm just ridiculing your method of delivery. No hard feelings. I'm hardly the one that needs medication, jeez man check out your original post... Gizmondo is alright, but your first post is naff.

Yeah but half their faces are covered in hideous, horrible, nasty, disgusting swollen red lips. Made with paint.

I hate clowns so fucking much, I actually get panic attacks if they try to touch me. I have never understood why people like clowns. When I was in Dublin Airport in May, I couldn't even go look at the Aer Lingus 'planes because there was a great big fucking Ronald McDonald sitting up there. Once a clown crept up behind me in the middle of the street and I screamed and ran up a side alley. I hate clowns so fucking much they make my face bleed. Why does McDonalds have a clown as a mascot? I have no fucking clue.

Father's Day is coming up soon, and most of you will be buying little gifts and cards as a mark of your appreciation and respect for that manly figure in your life. Those of you who have a father, that is. That's right. Some of us here have a Father who is dead. Maybe he died peacefully, or maybe he died with his body twisted in hideous pain. Whether he is alive or dead, think of your Father this coming Father's Day.

Ohhhhh, James!!! Tee heee heeeeee!!!!

No.

Well Spaff, I have absolutely NO IDEA.

If he was dead, you wouldn't have this problem.

Mine died of accidental poisoning next week just before I leave the country. Yes I know that doesn't make sense. Yet.

Netmonkey I think you are entirely missing the point.

What, when I was 13?

Too late! I saw that!!!! You had sex with a 13 year old girl when you were 18? Jesus Christ, Nick. Bit of a difference there. Man, you seemed like such a nice guy too.

Oh my god though you're right, when Spaff is 70 I'll only be 65!!!

Oh whoops! Didn't notice that subtle innuendo there! I'll have to remove that pronto. How awful of me.

Oh by the way, your son isn't actually so different. There's a piece of hardware that looks exactly the same as him in PC World at the moment, except without Gizmondo written on the front. It has the same button setup and shape, colour, etc. Your son should not be bullied for being different, if anything he should be bullied for looking hilariously like a handheld.