Salka

About your favourite dong?

Yeah?

A female, that's a welcome rarity!

"I always knew my first time would be on a beach!" "... First time? " "Oh my god, we're gonna be so HAPPY together!! I love you!"" "... Excuse me? " HA HA HA

Jesus fucking Christ, Erkki.

Waterford

Are you from actual Ireland? Like Donegal or some place? 'Cause so am I. Not from Donegal mind you.

There's a show on TV right now about bunches of women giving birth. I don't wanna see that. Jesus Christ. Pregnancy isn't magical, and giving birth isn't a miracle. I don't want to see women groaning and moaning while popping a slimey little screaming head out from between her legs. That's sick. Between that, and really strong coffee, I now feel sick. And now the leading lady has been led off for stitches. Stitches? Where could she possibly need stitches? Good lord. Oh god. When are people gonna start admitting that giving birth isn't magical, it's just a job that needs to be done and it's disgusting?!? Also, stop saying "she's so beautiful!" when you pick up your newborn baby. No she's not. She's ugly and bruised and covered in mucas and blood, and her face has just been crushed between your legs. Stop lying.

I think that's wonderful and amazing. Giving birth is just spitting some screaming little hungry bastard out from between your legs.

I don't understand how the same thing could be said of sex. That it's disgusting?

Firstly, I'd rather adopt. Secondly, I'd still think it was ugly as sin.

I didn't keep watching the TV show. I'm just talking about childbirth in general. It's fucking disgusting. Like periods. There's no miracle there either.

Treesus and I, and a fellow called The Hat just tried to play Crystal Chronicles and failed. Then we tried to play Zelda Four Swords and failed again. We couldn't get them to start. We were confused, sad, alone. Spaff is in London for a few days, and Bob is working late. I phoned Spaff to ask him what the hell was going on in Final Fantasy. He talked for six minutes nonstop. Without pausing to breath once. Our problem was not solved. I think at some point he asked whether I had the GameCube turned on. Eventually we got Zelda to work. It was a very peaceful game.

Jeez Ben, I didn't realise you and Nick were so close to the blasts

"You can win GTA by raping women!!!" This comment makes me so mad. Is there some kind of competition hosted in America whereby you win a copy of GTA by raping real women or something? Or does she mean the game can be completed by raping women? You can't rape women in GTA, can you? You can have sex with hookers. OMG sex?!?? There's sex in movies, books, radio plays, theatres. In fact, real people have sex! This may shock and disgust you, you conservative whore. I hate people that don't like video games because they think that they are about raping and killing women. Stop feeling so self important and stop lying. Do some research. The world doesn't revolve around women. Nobody wants to rape YOU. Do you want to think that all video games are about raping women or something? Nobody is going to set up an entire industry centred around raping you. Although I wish somebody would, just for you exclusively, and Nancy Grace, and also Danny Douche or whatever his name is. I'm not saying that because I just spent an hour raping women in Psychonauts. Oh man my heart is racing, I'm so angry, I feel like I want to stab someone. I think people are a bad influence on video games.

Also Ben text me back and he's fine

Spaff's alive I'm pretty sure Nick and Ben were nowhere around the blasts either. I sent them messages but the networks are jammed up. I'm pretty sure Idle Thumbs UK escaped unharmed. Stupid Newsreaders on BBC.... "We're not sure yet whether it's a terrorist attack or just a bizarre coincedence".

When Nick and Spaff are there, there are screams, yells, attacks, insults, kicks, blame, bludgeoning, pushing, shoving, mockery and bullying. But us three? Even though Rich kept drop-kicking bombs randomly, and I kept stabbing and burning him and Dan, it was so much more peaceful. It was like we were all cherry blossoms that had been glued together, floating on a cool breeze Northwards, toward our destination (Hyrule Castle). Two very different gaming experiences. Marek: there are spare tissues under the kitchen sink you can use.

We don't all live in the same house, we were merely huddled around the same console.

Your parents make you go there. In Ireland, if they're separated you might get a grant to help you pay your fees. This helps you feel better about your parents being separated.

18 and 26! Actually I'm lying. They were only happy for about three years. But it had nothing to do with the age difference. If my mother is reading this forum I'd like to say HI MUMMY. Lailoken stop changing the subject. College eh?

My parents were ten years apart and they're still happy!

Hey Monty, can I call you Monty? Welcome to Idle Forums

Not true. Except the workplace/office one, that can sometimes be uncomfortable. Unless you stay friends with a person after you break up.

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