Salka

Fuck off Kingzjester! Edd, I shall bring you candy tomorrow. When you least expect it, there I shall be, with candy. Delicious, tasty candy. And none for Kingzjester.

They are hand made after all. If they were cheap, everybody would buy one, and then they couldn't possibly all be hand made. This way they'll be totally limited and special. And as soon as I have enough money, I'm going to buy one.

Oh, nice, real nice, well done there Dan, congratulations.

I saw an FFIX coke commercial. It ruled a lot. No idea what it was about either. Zidane and Garnet chasing a bottlecap through Alexandria, across some rooftops, there are fireworks and everybody cheers. What sense could that possibly make? Oh and some people randomly changed into battle outfits as the bottlecap rushed past. Tsu na. ga. ru. Coca cola!

Jesus Christ, Steve, where's your sense of professionalism?

Chinese

erm I don't get it. but it rules. for everybody else: copy paste the link into your address bar

Just wondering... I don't think a thread has been started on this before.... Intro Sequences. They're the first part of the game we see, pretty much, so they ought to make a good first impression. Quite often they don't. I still remember laughing hysterically at the lame opening of Resident Evil. Racing games seem to all have the same opening... pretty graphics, cars racing, occasionally a girl walking about, more cars. Nothing original or spectacular there. The opening of FFX annoyed me greatly, but then, so did the rest of the game. On the other hand, sometimes games have really awesome opening sequences. Like Day of the Tentacle... I loved that as a kid. I could watch it over and over. It was great. It was even fun to read the credits. Grim Fandango has to have the most well-designed intro ever, as it introduces the main character, his job, the world and how it works, and the overall style of the game, all in a couple of neat, funny minutes. Anyway, what about all of you? Any intro sequences you hate or love? Why? Discuss.

Well... that's good... Erm well then if you or Dan want more coffee... or Ribena or whatever... I'm 15 feet beneath you... uh working... sooo.... yeah

I had no idea who you were man, I thought the house was being burgled. I just came out of the bedroom and there was a strange man standing there. I panicked.

Dude you're EDD?!?? Why didn't you tell me before, man?!??

MetalMickey dude, do I know you? As in have I met you randomly? I love Nick by the way.

Heee heee hee that made me smile. Again! Twice! Yesterday and today when I reread it!

I browsed these forums unhappily. Then I chanced on this thread. Oh man, hahahaha, Chris is right, it looks exactly like XP but a different colour. Now I'm smiling. Microsoft just cheered me up. I still don't understand if they're continuing windows or what? As far as I know, Longhorn isn't a continuation of windows. It's the most famous fucking product in the world, why would they want to discontinue or rename it? Could somebody explain? I feel I am missing something

I don't think that could possibly be real. The grammer and spelling is too bad, also what Marek said: On another note, that apartment is horrible.

YESSSS!!! I love futurama so goddamn much

He never told us!!! Luckily he coughed politely while I was surfing the forums, so I noticed it's his birthday. Also luckily, there were party poppers in the kitchen of the Idle Thumbs house, and chocolate brownies in the 'fridge, that Bob had made the night before, so now we're having a tea party with Bubbles and Ulala. Bubbles is HARDCORE. Happy Birthday Alex!

He didn't have candles, there was no cake, he never told us. He had brownies that were made by Bob. I'm not fucking kidding. Bob doesn't even know his brownies are gone yet. Spaff would have baked you a cake, dude. Probably not actually.

Completely blank?! Holy cow. I can touch type, but imagine trying to find... } or & or num lock....

omg thanks.

The future is stupid! I mean, for a start, you either know how to touch type or you look at the keys on an ordinary keyboard. Another thing, if you are playing a game you don't keep looking down at the keyboard, you'll have your fingers on the buttons you need anyway. A little display in each key? That's excessive. I kind of like that weapons are shown, but I don't see why every key needs a friggin' display.

you can eat a snake

So ysbreker, Rodi.., what're your favourite dongs?

You want to know what my favourite flat note is? And what my favourite salad made of flat notes is? Why?

That's what I said. A dong, surely, is a type of bell.