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I think that 'penetration' should officially be made a rude word. A really rude word.

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'Frostbyte'...

'Aching', 'desire' and a plethora of golfing phrases.

LOL. But yes. Communication is an extremely important part of any relationship. There must be trust not only involving ones behaviour, but also concerning ones ability to express their feelings in a precise and helpful way, so that the other partner might know how to respond. It is too often in modern day relationships we see a breakdown in these vital communications. Women feel that if they make known their feelings to a man, be it directly related to the relationship or perhaps due to outside factors, they will be viewed as 'whiney' or 'emotional'; likewise, men do not make known their emotions or feelings, whether related to the relationship or otherwise, as they believe that's a feminine thing to do. In order to prevent a repeat in this pattern, it is absolutely vital that both sides agree to share their feelings at all times, whether they are good or bad. For instance, a man coming home from a hard day of work might choose to say he is fed up as he enters the home. This will prepare the woman for his mood and enable her best to coax him better. Similarly, a woman might choose to give a meaningful sigh at the dinner table, a sure sign that she is restless and in need of attention in the bedroom! Of course, at first you may feel alarmed at the openess this will create in your relationship, or reluctant to partake in a little harmless moaning yourself, but do not fret. After a while you will become completely familiar with this method of sharing your emotions with a loved one, and every day you will moan about one thing or another. Your partner will know exactly how you feel at all times. Stubbed your toe? Tell him! Somebody stole your parking space at work? Let her know! It doesn't stop there either. When you get truly familiar with each other, why not let them know how you feel about them, personally? Don't like her face? Despise his existence? Let each other know because this is what a healthy relationship is like. Hope this information helps

I'm female and I have a boyfriend, when you think about it, the odds of me wanting to touch myself while looking at a picture of another girl are pretty low. Look, seriously, imagine you're giving advice to a really, really fat woman. She's blubbering and snivelling. She wants to know whether to break up with her boyfriend. Now really you know that if she does, she'll probably never get laid again. Even if her boyfriend is a jerk, what do you say? Now imagine it is a pretty, slim woman who is crying. You would be all like, "Yeah totally, dump your boyfriend and come sit on my lap, come sit on my lap." And that's why I need a picture before I can give any real advice in this situation.

Pictures are necessary to help us get in touch with the situation using visual stimuli. ... ¬¬ No, that sounds like I want to touch myself while looking at your picture. I just mean, let's be honest. If you're ugly, you probably want to think twice before leaving him because you won't get another boyfriend. Similarly, if he's ugly, he'll be pretty much desperate to keep you. Unless you're ugly. If neither of you are ugly, it's probably best you go your separate ways. Also, people tend to feel sorrier for you if you're pretty and sad, rather than ugly and blubbering.

I recommend buying a game.

Hi, yeah, Vlynn911.... pics please. I need to assess your situation here.

Man, I am so pissed about this. I don't care how much people love Johnny Depp. I don't even care if he's a good actor or not. Not even the TRAILER can make that movie look good, or even a PATCH on the original. I mean, I don't even know why they are making a movie of the first book again, because it's not like they could ever surpass the original. Gene Wilder was perfect; gentle, insane, happy, with that hint of mystery and those friggin' eyes... And his voice! I can't imagine Wonka sounding any different. I mean, this is just one movie that I think is ridiculous to make. Again. Even if it's different. I mean, check out the trailer. It looks completely retarded. Johnny Depp isn't Wonka. Wonka wasn't a perfectly groomed, fucked-up looking motherfucker fucker with artificially straightened hair. Wonka spends his life making awesome chocolate, not reading magazines in the motherfucking HAIR SALON. Wonka isn't a sex symbol either. Why the fuck cast Johnny fucking fuck fuck fucking DEPP as WILLY MOTHERFUCKING WONKA?! And uh, hello? Since when did Mike Teevee become Mike fucking... Mike... Mike Xboxee? Or whatever? I hate shit! And I hate this shit most of all. I hate Tim Burton. His movies continue to depress and disappoint me. He can't even make his trailers look decent. I hate Tim Burton and Johnny Depp and Willy Wonka and life. I'm so angry. I'm so mad. Gah. Just watching how hard Johnny Depp is acting in that trailer... man, he might as well just be wearing a sticker on his forehead reading, "I am insane and crazy and have no soul! Nothing that happens in this movie makes sense! I am so goddamn crazy! I am completely totally like, crazy!" only he might want to cut down on it a bit because, let's face it, nobody is going to be able to read all that on one little sticker. "Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most" Look, look at him when he says that. He looks creepy and retarded and creepy. I'm going to go and kill myself because that's really all I have left in life. And don't even get me started on the MUSIC in that trailer. They seem to have thrown any feeling for the movie out the window, and replaced it with zany, crazy stuff, because 'everybody likes that'! And by the way, the window? It's not even real candy.

I also voted for Alex and gave him five of my hearts! Or something. I'm going insane, why am I still at work, why, why why is time going so slowly? Why Alex WHY Why did voting for you only take 2 seconds in an entire hour!??

What is 'the war room'?

Puh-tay-toe. In Ireland I have heard 'Tay-ah' used.

Calling me fat? Seriously though, the trailer was unforgivably awful and did the movie no justice whatsoever.

Willy Wonka. I hated the idea of this movie. I hated the trailer. I hated everything. As it turned out, the movie was actually really enjoyable, but it can't really be compared to the Gene Wilder movie. There's a lot of issues I had with it. Firstly, Burton scoffed the original movie for being too 'sentimental'. However, I found this movie to be far more sentimental in a far more sickening way. Secondly, Burton also disliked that the first movie didn't stick closely to the book, announcing the new movie would stick to the book a lot more closely. However, he added several scenes that were never in the book, an entire side-story about Wonka's father, AND he changed the ending entirely! Thirdly, the ending was fucking bullshit. Fourthly, the side-story was ALSO fucking bullshit, although I enjoyed Depp having his little flashbacks.... 'These must be your... pa....pa.....pa....'. I didn't really think Depp made a good WONKA, he did however create an amazing and likable character. He wasn't a complete twat as it seemed like he would be from the awful trailer. The children actors were good, the effects were nice, and the music was odd but ... good. Overall, it gets Also Willy Wonka sounded like Dr Evil 'I'm closing my factory... FOREVER'

sorry dude i dont get it. girl bunnies arent sexy. maybe to male bunnies they are. i wish i could empathise with bunnies a little more. edit: now i see the bunny picture. ah. oky.

I'm sure the bunny quite likes it. He is, after all, a bunny. You think they are innocent but really they're the sickest minded fuckers I know. I'm actually not kidding, this is the truth. Bunnies are extremely sexually perverse.

Coincidentally, it's also Edd's birthday! Happy birthday you guys! MetalMickey, I sang (part of) the happy birthday song to Edd. I can't really do the same for you because you're an internet person. But it's the thought that counts. And I did think about recording myself singing the happy birthday song and uploading it.

asplosion hahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice hahahaha haha.

Agent Smith, how old are you, mate?

My right thumb is tight and ready for the space bar. My left thumb is giving Bob the finger for being noisy. My middle thumb is spasming in its sleep like a little baby spastic, and keeps gurgling something about ripping the skin off of balls, while weeping from a gash shaped like a flipper it made itself by digging its nail into the palm of my hand.

EDIT: If I spent more time reading/listening, and less time thinking of ways to talk about things I'm interested in, I would in fact be a better person.

He stretched panties over his body????! WTF????

That's nothing. I can be Spaff if I want to. And he can be me. And if we try really hard, we can be Dan, Nick, Alex, or Ben, too.