Salka

Well it's set in a desert, and you're black, and you buy and sell guns for extra cash, and you keep getting fucked over by the government sooo...

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... GameLife rules!!! Okay I don't know what to make of GameLife anymore.

I got you guys a present: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7066062014648025766 Because I am always thinking of you. Also, I'm just browsing through Scary Cameraman's Death Models on MySpace...

ARHgarhgHPArgHarHgahRghArgHahrghagH Nick and I decided to do the level ourselves today, but we had to carry the other two characters along with us, so that when Spaff and Ginger come over they can take over and we can beat the boss together. We got halfway through and ... *weep*. *weep* *weep* power went. I hate this cunting fucking level so much. Start over again. Nick took it a lot better this time. EDIT: It just happened again ARhgarHgARHgAHRgahrgHArgHarGharHgh,

By the way, we need two more SPs... so steal some more please! Especially you Ginger, since you don't have a history of thievery.

Hahahaha, Nick was like the Tingler at one point, always taking my fucking jewels... we started bullying each other in the game by stabbing/mauling/throwing/bashing each other, or picking each other up and not letting go. I liked throwing Nick into holes and then stabbing him in the face when he climbed back out. Bullying is fun in Four Swords.

Nick and I wailed. We both sounded like little girls. After about a minute and a half of screaming, I noticed Spaff was completely silent. I turned around to see that, for the past minute, he had been sitting with wide eyes, his jaw dropped in complete shock. also: I HAaeRTAGHDLghadfHLKadl;fgjhalkdfhgladfghadfgsd,,gjkfhaksjdhgkadhgkladhfglkadhfgladfg It's not really Bob's fault, he was using a shit GBA

hahahahahhahahahaha, oh sony, hahahahhahahahahahhaha, hahahhahahahaha stealing everyones shit ahahhahahahahahahahahaha.

Yeah, thanks Marek thanks a lot

IWATA DROP THE BOMB

(this is spaff) Alleged new Dualshock:

Oh Dan, you are funny. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=star+wars&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

Hurraaaay! Add me on MSN... yufster@hotmail.com That goes for all you other ladies and gentlemen out there.

Goddamn! I'm in Brighton and my mum is in Ireland, she's at work, she is the night manager in this hotel ... Bishop Brennan from Father Ted is staying there... She's talking to me on Google Talk... I REALLY want a picture of my mum kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse... me: Well... Did you kick Bishop brennan Up the Arse yet, mummy? Adrienne: what are you doing still awake... the bish is still alive and kicking me: Drugs and stuff I'm so high on drugs and erm alcohol You know and sex and that kind of thing Teenage stuff And mid-20's stuff also Adrienne: where is the spaff and are you studying? no I won't kick Bishop Brennan up the arse. this is a four star hotel PS i found your chocholate knickers tpday, i find them very distasteful me: Spaff says to tell you, "being chocolate. surely their very.. TASTEFUL" Adrienne: haha, it didnt stop me from wearing them hahaha me: I wish spaff hadn't said that now. Talk to Spaff more Spaff: I SPEAK IN CAPITALS ok i dont ¬¬ Adrienne: hang on fucking guests Spaff: tell them to fuck off bribe someone to kick the bishop I'll pay Me: Okay Rusalka here again... PLEASE tell Bishop Brennan That Rusalka, your Daughter, REALLY wants a picture of her mummy kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse That her mummy would be LEGENDARY I'd be so proud of you My mother is going to be a Scientist, AND she kicked Bishop Brennan up the arse I'll keep you updated. Hopefully my mother should have her foot wedged firmly between the Bishop's Buttocks by the end of the night and I can upload a photo.

It's so hilarious, so amazingly hilarious. But yeah, basically what we discussed was how these guys are obviously using their love of games in a really productive way. I can't deny that it's hilarious and embarrassing... erm... I love it to pieces... but productive... although I'm beginning to think it's all just a joke... it gets more horrible every time... I uh...in other news, Dan you're never on MSN. I'm lazy and have no credit.

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Chips and Mayannaise is awesome!! What's hagelslag then? Congrats McSpaffySpaff... don't forget who was there by your side at every step of your struggle to fame (me).

booo she failed to kick the Bishop up the Arse. Wasted opportunity... I'm saddened.

Who knows? What I know is that Nibbles is a prick. All it does is talk about how great her last town was, and how much she hates me, and my town, and my designs, and how shit I am, and how my fashion sense is crap, and how I'm ugly, and how she'll never buy my designs again, and how I better think she's beautiful or else, and how the HRA are obviously stupid and how dare they judge her, and how OH! Don't creep up behind me because your face is so ugly, and how brave I am to walk around with such an ugly face, and how popular she is, and how unpopular I am, and how she'd LOVE to be like me and not care what she looks like... etc... I fucking HATE Nibbles, I hope she dies. I paid Chow to rape her, but he took my money and moved towns. What a prick.

Hahahaha, AMAZING. Yesterday I was walking down a street, and some christians gave me a leaflet. It read: IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? We warmly invite you to join us on Sunday to find out Intrigued and amused, I went to their little Christian stall outside blockbusters and got more propaganda leaflets. In Brighton, nobody believes in god pretty much, so they were delighted that I was taking an interest. "Where are you from?" "Ireland," I replied, smiling nicely at them. "Oh! Catholic then! Are you here studying?" "Yes actually." "Okay, our church is very friendly. We're Evangical Christians, but we welcome all. We'll be outside our church tomorrow at 11 to welcome newcomers. What's your name? You're so nice." This sounds exaggerated, but that's pretty much exactly how the conversation went. They were creepy and seemed to latch onto the fact I was young, and had just moved to Brighton. They could offer me 'support' and 'love'. They were here to listen to my problems, they said. "Our church is basically a big family. If you ever have any problems in Brighton, you can trust us." While they were talking, I got a free copy of Where was God on 9/11? (from the author of Does God believe in Atheists?), and some other random leaflets, and just as I was about to leave one of the guys said, "Here, have this too. It's a good read." He handed me the last copy of a big book on the stall. "Oh, I wouldn't want to take that, it's your last copy," I said nicely, "I'd feel guilty." "No, you... you'll like it. I want you... I want you to have it." He pushed it into my hand. "It's yours now." It turns out that the book was in fact not free. He was supposed to have charged me for it, but I guess he liked me so much that he gave it as a free gift. Because I took an interest in their little stall. This is how desperate religious people get in Brighton. You'd think they'd just move from here. Their stall was outside an abandoned church due for demolishment. Awesome.

What Jake will look like when he's 40 What Jake looks like:

A 30 minute pilot of a TV series that was proposed in 1999, directed by Ben Stiller and starring Jack Black and Ron Silver. Thought you guys might not have seen it before. Reminds me a bit of dark place... only seen the intro so far though. Enjoy EDIT: I wish it was real!!!!!!! I want it to exist *sob*

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YES! Oooh that headsmiley is best