Salka

(and the little jar of ballsweat)

You just made this the best thread ever.

Heyyy... that's not my arm... thanks for ruining everything, ben ;( (it's ben's arm)

There is no way I can really explain GameLife, you really have to watch it yourself Loonyboi. What confuses me about it is that they are only famous for being terrible and being laughed at, and that makes me ¬¬ Melissa. It's all very well to say that they don't care if some people laugh at them, that they are gamers reviewing games and that's what matters... but come on... if they are in talks with MTV about a series.. holy crap, the MTV audience would rip them apart. I like Andrew/Alex/Dave. They are sweet. What I'm suspicious of is Melissa and Jim. I'd love to know more about GameLife right now, because I'd love to know why those two people are encouraging these kids to make fools of themselves. I've just bored myself though, I'm so sick of gamelife right now and it's all my own fault.

That's my joystick. Here's a picture of two of my sisters: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/DSC004281.jpg The one on the left has a crush on Spaff. Pirate Ben wrote her a poem but I can't post it here because she's 9 and he'd be arrested. Here's a picture of a cat that looks like hitler: Spaff loves this picture. PS. the first time I met spaff he pwned me with happy. but before that, there was a competition on idle thumbs... he organised it... it was basically Cluedo... he messed up and told me all the wrong things so I lost, when in fact I SHOULD HAVE WON, so he still owes me copies of driv3r or something.

what's important is that we all share a love of Spaff, a love that brings us together and unites us in a common interest... so shut up Nick.

New facts uncovered! Gristle Ice Cream says: you did? Rusalka says: No Rusalka says: I just lied

[14:10] b0b: ok I read the thread [14:10] b0b: and now I feel slightly ill [14:11] Rusalka: I didn't start it [14:11] b0b: no.. [14:11] b0b: but you were clearly WAITING for something like this to happen [14:11] b0b: so you could jump on it [14:11] b0b: like a kitten gleefully jumping on an unattended ball of yarn [14:12] b0b: also I wouldn't put it past you to have evilly manipulated whoever it was that did start the thread... [14:12] b0b: knowing of your penchant for playing games with weak-minded geeks on the interweb... [14:12] Rusalka: what? that's a horrible accusation! [14:13] Rusalka: Also enjoy this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/Pict0rz178.jpg [14:14] b0b: GODDAMIT [14:14] b0b: !!! [14:14] b0b: I didn't need to see that again [14:14] b0b: that's it [14:14] Rusalka:

Here is a picture of Spaff. He is teh sex0r.

I love you too!!! Here's your face photoshopped onto a Peter Pan poster because I can't sleep. WIN!!!

Coincidence or not? Your leader is an influential man. Appreciate and recognise.

UnghgHghgHgHgHGHgHHhghghhhhh well done Rodi! You should do a guest spot on GameLife. And wear a beret.

Hahahahaha Steve, that is hilariously dull. A tear of happy mockery shines in my eye.

I invented the word 'Paedish' Heheh basically everybody is taking the piss out of her because she's annoying, and the death pictures of her were more things to make fun of, but Kotaku actually newsed it in a serious way, so she responded to 'the allegations'. I'm not %100 sure if she's dating the cameraman. It seems likely. But they would have been dating long before GameLife if she is.

Colorado... He's only there a few days, so if you want to bring him gifts and wine and money, you don't have long. Sorry Ed, but sometimes you miss out on the chances in life. You'll get another chance in not too long though, I'm sure. I do have a P.O. box address that you can forward presents to though, and I'm working on getting a wishlist set up on amazon, so don't panic. I figure that once everybody on the internet finds out I'm female, they'll perve all over me like GameLife's Melissa, and I can blag lots of free crap. Since everything is so cheap in America though, you might as well just start buying me things now though.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2IV6rQxfk48 I love you so much that I watched this and thought of you. (I can dance like that)

Man, they even ripped off the drinking of all the wine ¬¬ ...I want Cooking With Spaff back

hahaha, looks like an annoying popup...

Yeah, Spaff checked out the exchange rate last night as he happens to be heading to America today.... he nearly exploded in delight. That's absolutely ridiculous. Although I think he said it was 50 pence to 1 dollar. I think he was looking up digital camcorders, and established that he could save something like £50 if he bought it in America. £50 = $100 by the way... in case you had trouble figuring out the math. HA HA HA HA.

we'd only be thieving half as much.

Markus, you're such a trouble maker, shit stirrer, and bad influence. http://3rdworldfarmer.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=7#7

I can't believe you are putting the blame on me for the trolling, when clearly Markus made me do it. Who does he think he is anyway, coming to this forum and getting me into trouble? Geez.

http://3rdworldfarmer.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=6#6 God, what??? Just as it was becoming more feasible to live, because all my children were dead, I had more children. What the fuck!?? Why would I do that?!? I don't remember agreeing to have sex with my AIDS ridden husband!!! I also don't remember agreeing to sell my barn and chickens just to buy him medicine for his AIDS. You know what, asshole? You didn't get it from ME. And it's not as if real 3rd world people just stand there being miserable all day is it? I wonder if 3rd world countries are a bit pissed off as always being portrayed as hopeless, desolate death holes. It's probably really fucking up their tourist industry. And you know what else? This game is bollocks.

Uh how did she die