Salka

Do you get it Baconian, do you?

Oh man, yesterday I made a really funny joke about Irish history. I sounded so educated and intellectual. I might start a thread about it actually, it was pretty funny...

Idiots, no matter WHAT the news is, retarded forum users somehow manage to turn everything into 'Libs V Repulicans'. It's basically just a forum for people to call each other stupid for their political viewpoints. That's all. I really wanted to get that out.

That kind of vulgar euphuism is what I've come to expect from Liberals such as yourself, Redwall.

Oh man, I am so like totally freaked out. I also got that book as a present! Did yours come in an envelope from Texas, filled with dust, cobwebs and dried, crusty spunk too? Mine did! But then my cat... well, that's another story. Anyway, trust me, it's not at all odd that it would get mentioned on this forum. You loved it though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqgmTfrYvlc This is what my son will be like

http://www.thepartybasket.co.uk/flipbook/flip.myhorseb.html Your turn. Show us your spunky animation skillz.

That was really shit

Arhgarhg finish your fucking sentences!!! And what's an embarrassing monet? You mean the ones he painted when he was mostly blind?

I was only talking about them yesterday!!! Remember... oh man, that show with them and Ray D'arcy and VELCRO GIRL... V-E-L-C-R-O girl.... (Spaff is better than all these things)

Spaff is better than that, even. He's better than when Ray D'arcy and Dustin were together on Den TV... *sigh*

I nominate the names that Spaff suggested for my kitten... "Mouschwitz" and "Kitler" or something.

www.3rdworldfarmer.com/index_content.html It's really boring. I got a shed, a barn, three chickens and a cow, and a well, and some crops. Then there was a civil war and I lost everything. I bought a pig but the next year it died. Then I got really rich again, but a family member caught a disease and I had to SELL EVERYTHING I OWN to buy medicine. And all the time that I'm rich and popular and wealthy, there's no option to move out of the fucking desert. I think the message of this game is that we might as well give up on the 3rd World because it's shite.

They meet an old woman along the way. She teaches them important lessons about life.

Yeah. I'll have you know that I have a lot of friends. I am extremely popular.

Okay I have it figured out. The kitten represents truth. It sits next to a mouse. This represents an unlikely coupling. The books represent knowledge. The computer represents technology. The keyboard represents User Input. The finger represents that all of this has a POINT. There are books piled on each other... you could say, A MOUNTAIN of books. Meanwhilst, there is torn paper in the hand in the foreground. This represents recycling. The green light on the monitor represents nature. So of course, the new game must be a heartwarming tale of an unlikely couple, thrown together by fate, who learn to love each other as they go on a journey through a magical land, learning things along the way and ultimately, they probably will save the world. Oh man Double Fine you totally gave yourself away right there.

Fredrick, I really think that you should be spending less time trolling other forums and more time making your game less shit.

o m g! So many feelings reawakened within me... Bill.... you can never be mine... I don't really know the lyrics either... I know that I sang about 'Nikola Testis' to nause one of the lucasforumers who blew up at me one day for repeatedly mispelling 'Teslis' or something... Um... some of it is made up... so... I love Bill Gates though. I should get Chris Remo to do a cover version of it. Man I'm talented. EDIT: and skilled.

Do it. That song is a classic.

Hmm, has that video been taken down? It doesn't work for me...

Remember the 'scary' GameLife Cameraman from the 1UP E3 coverage? That's him and Melissa, I believe. I could be wrong. He has a disturbing obsession with death photography, and looking Paedish. http://www.myspace.com/unprofound Melissa also likes death: http://myspace-902.vo.llnwd.net/00150/20/93/150833902_l.jpg http://myspace-687.vo.llnwd.net/00214/78/64/214194687_l.jpg "the sad thing is i know you're serious. also i want to see you use cow innards as props in jim's next dead pictures series" one person comments... Here's his weird fucking website... lot's of pictures of Dead Melissa-From-GameLife's.... http://www.creativelybankrupt.com/02.html ¬¬¬¬¬ what

lol sony... That's pretty bad. I thought PS3 would sell to you know, people who are loyal to sony because they know no better. Like my brother. But I'm becoming more and more confident that nobody is going to buy a PS3... especially if this is true...

Congratulations, dude

My Mum and I have always wanted to work for Microsoft. I like Bill Gates, I think he's awesome.