Salka

I have Apples, Pears, Coconuts, Plums and Cherries, and a golden shovel with which to plant more if I so wish. Punchy left my town... I'm sad about that... but Chevre moved to my town! And she likes it better here. I have a department store, but Tom Nook is getting a bit depressed these days so I don't go in there or he guilt-trips me into listening to his bastard stories. I'm just about to pay off another mortgage. I think I might start getting individual rooms soon. My house is 'lovely' all over. It's snowing outside. I got a message in a bottle earlier, but it was just one I'd sent myself a long time ago. It floated back to my shore because it had nowhere else to go. Since I have no friends. Kody also left my town. I'm so happy about that. Kody was a weakling, he was a threat to our strong, tight-knit society. He was always ill. I swear to god, every day I would bring Kody medicine, and he would feel a little better, and then he'd be hallucinating by the morning. I think he is a druggy. I gave him a fireplace and a new warm bed and lots of clothes to stay warm and comfortable, but it's no use. He's such a little runt. Melba wanted to come over to my house. Melba is really clingy. She cries a lot because I always forget to be at my house when she comes. I gave her a radiator for her house because she said she was cold, and she promised she'd use it. But today I looked in the skip and there was the radiator. Melba is kind of two-faced.

I should have known you guys wouldn't have got it. N00bs. It's from Alan Partridge

WTF? While it may the sincerest form of flattery, all this imitation is getting tiresome... I guess it's not their fault that Idle Thumbs is so original and awesome, but still... There are clearly spies on our forums, reporting our every move back to some kind of t-shirt company.

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Moja, MOJA!!!

Wow your suggestion for a new forum is a really great idea. I'm SUPER interested to know more about you!

Marek you're so fucking funny

I heard that pouring spunk into their tea is the best way to attract new visitors... 25. Spermamax 26. Spaff 27. Squall & Seifer Gay Fan Art 28. Cream the Rabbit porn

What a deserved opportunity for the Game Life crew!

Wanker

You look like Christian Slater.

I would love to make you guys a nice cup of tea, I am actually very nice in real life...

That's a great idea!!!

Ooo some sales guys speak to, some even tell you about special offers, DOES THIS REALLY warrant a big fucking whiny thread?

I've never had that problem. Ever. Not once in my life. In fact, quite the opposite. I've often bought games and had the guy at the store enthuse about how good they are to me. You're all doing something horribly wrong. You need better social skills. EDIT: SNAP!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwww, that DS is sick and chav-looking. Gross. Mine is covered in Powerpuff Girls which at least makes it (a) hilarious and ( cool (powerpuff girls are cool). Also in my search for powerpuff girl images, I found this site: http://katieyekin.tripod.com/

Doesn't look like it in that picture. In fact, looks like you're on your knees and about to kiss my feet. I chose it carefully, not only because I look thinner than usual and you can't see my freckles, but also because you look like you're grovelling.

They made a terrible mistake

hmm, I don't know, you'd have to ask Spaff or Bob. RE: Metroid Prime Hunters

Dude, don't call my DS a fake! I'll have you know there is NOTHING that guys hate more than being beaten in a game by a girl with a pink DS with powerpuff girls all over it. Not that it even happens that often...

Thank you Moos. BEHOLD MY DS, EVERYONE!! Meanwhile, Spaff's red equivalent is more sexy than cute. I do like sexy technology, don't get me wrong. I really do. But the temptation to make something cute out of something so small is just too much... Still, I'd rather have a sexy monitor than a cute one, or a sexy PC than a cute one, or a sexy laptop...

(I want that game) What's odd is that, since owning a DS I have become so used to having two games in there at once... a DS game and a GBA cartridge... I'm just used to it, I love it. It delights my lazy gland. 'I could play two games if I wanted,' I think to myself, 'without even having to swap cartridges.' I tend to play DS in bed, mostly. The most recent game I played was Resident Evil DS, and I played that whilst curled up on the sofa. There's no real reason for me to get a smaller DS... except my sick, sick desire to have a posh-and-becks style matching DS with Spaff. haha I'm kidding. I'm not though. Okay I am. I want a DS lite because they're sexy. Or 'cute' as girls say. I'm probably supposed to say that?

I would really hate to miss this amazing opportunity to further my own career in podcasting, and promote my talents in this area.

So, the other day we came out of a history exam that had three questions... Irish history and two of European history. Each question had a choice of sub-questions. I asked my friend, 'What did you do for the Irish Question?' and then paused and added loudly, 'OR DID YOU GET LLOYD GEORGE TO DEAL WITH IT FOR YOU!???' I sounded so fucking funny and smart, sadly nobody got the joke because they're not nearly as clever as me, or maybe it wasn't very good, but wow I sounded clever for a short while. I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, 'Wow, what an awesome joke? How can I let my friends and family know of this joke, while making it seem as thought I'm the clever soul who thought of it?' Well, the answer is simple. Below I have prepared for you a shortened version which you can send to all your friends in a massive chain text, like all those txts that floated around after 9/11 and the Tsunami in East Asia and stuff. Soon you will be very popular and have many more friends than usual. Here it is: Did you hear what the Irish Students did for the Irish Question in the leaving cert this year? THEY GOT LLOYD GEORGE TO DEAL WITH IT FOR THEM!!! All my love XXXXX

Wow it's spreading, and mutating, like bird flu!!!