Salka

Er... what? You mean like my friend Ginger or...? Ginger people in general? Or... the root Ginger?

I think it's a terrifying concept... a faceless individual devoid of any personality or voice... just relentlessly persuing you... and you know he's coming when darkness falls and there's no way you can stop him, all you can do is run, and run, and run... I don't know why but yeah, the idea of someone's face being entirely covered is... er... scary... does anybody know what I mean? Mind you this coming from somebody who is scared of broken plumbing... ¬¬

WHAT

The Mummy in the video is beaming so hard that she might explode. It's sort of cute the way she's looking from one baby to the next. Cute, until she opens her mouth, anyway.

GITAROO MANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um... but you've probably already played that.

Whoa, it's Marek!

yeah that one. No it won't: it's broken.

Funny. Apparently those Stingrays only attack when provoked. Irwin didn't seem like the kind of guy who would repeatedly provoke a dangerous animal.

the last guy that gave me a PS2, I ended up going out with him. And now that I'm lonely and vulnerable and missing all those warm, naked cuddles... who knows what this innocent gesture of giving me a PS2 might lead to?

I have the american version of Dirge of Cerberus. I need to haxx0r my PS2 in order to play it. however, I now have only a slimline Ps2 which cannot be haxxed using my haxx. Or something. Look, I have really nice boobies so it's a bargain I reckon.

No I'm being quite serious

Ginger is a MAN, EVERYBODY!

hi everybody, Ginger licked a man's cock last Friday in the pub.

Okay, firstly, Dan please stop fucking things up. First the Sailor Top, and now you're fucking up my chances of getting a free PS2 by highlighting that I already have three. Shame on you! Secondly, the REAL reason I want a PS2 is this: Spaff and I broke up a few days ago. He's kicked me out of the house... I have no where to go. I have nothing left except this copy of Dirge of Cirberus. I feel really vulnerable right now. If only somebody would come along and give me a PS2 to help me forget about the black pit of despair into which I have been thrown... Plus I am so lonely and I would simply love somebody to hold me close in the night. I sleep naked also.

I'm going to impulse-buy a kitten on the way home from work today, so that nobody can stop me because nobody can send away a little orphan kitten once they have made eye contact with it because by then it's too late and they already love the kitten because it's so cute it just makes everybody want to explode. If my flatmates protest, I'll just tell the kitten to make eye contact with them. "You can't have a cat in this-- oh, look at it. Isn't it sweet? Call it sweetheart!" This kitten, it will love me. It will sleep on my pillow every night, curled into a warm furry ball. If it gets cold, it might hide under the duvet or snuggle into my neck. I will feed it fine fresh fish and the top of the milk, every single morning. Where is the best place to buy tiny orphan kittens with big blue eyes that need a loving home?

L O L imagine falling out of a 6th floor bathroom window, you'd real like a right twat afterwards

Leave our Forum Moderator DanJW out of this please.

Hello everyone, You seem to think I'm joking! I can assure you, however, that I am very desperate for a PS2 right now, since I just got a game which I cannot play without a PS2 and the game is quite a good one. Yours lustfully, Rusalka

What the fuck are you trying to say, Nick??!

Brlk or whatever your name is, You just made me laugh really hard That was a good sentence.

I thought it was dull and only funny for a littlesome while

Yeah well. I guess some people just HATE kittens so much that they can tell just from looking at me that I'm going to buy a kitten, so they prevent me from buying them by distracting me with other things such a chiding and stuff .

No I wasn't ALLOWED

That's illegal anyway though!! So really what they are doing is making it illegal to view actual real violent porn?

Oh thanks for telling us Dan, thanks so much. ...even though there are already about five gamecubes in this house ¬¬ I could do with some extras right now...