Salka

I had a job until about a week ago. Then my contract ended, so now I have no job. But I still consider these people to be my co-workers because I love them so much.

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omg sit on me spaff

It doesn't matter. I don't have a job :'(

Now I have Okami. I can't play unless this PS2 is donated to me. But I can no longer offer pictures of my boobies as co-workers now browse the forums. In fact, just so you guys know, I was never serious about the boobies. Delicious as they may be, it would be entirely inappropriate for me to send you pictures of my large and volumptious breasts. Unless of course any of my co-workers want to give me a PS2... should that be the case, the boobies are totally still on offer. Definitely value for your PS2.

"So I looked down a girls blouse instead" Fuck off you little shite. Spaff made a very good point once, that kotatu is basically the video game version of The Sun... For Americans who don't know what the Sun is (do you even have Tabloids over there?)... it's basically the Newspaper version of Kotatu...

You can turn that off.

'Cause girls like engagement cause it's romantic and stuff, they love to be engaged. I'm sorry this was a really pointless point, I'll come back and maybe make it worthwhile after I have a bath maybe.

Yes don't mind me, I'm not making any sense. I meant, that 39% of 'gamers' who are female, have probably only picked up a game once in their life. It's a popular sport, when you are female, to pretend to like games so that you're popular with the boys.

Best way to court me is to buy me things. Everyone should buy me things. Try and outdo everybody else for my affection, by buying bigger and better things for me. And then I'll love you soo much man.

... really? :') Man Nick you are cool and awesome :') :')

And attention. Who loves me most? Seriously, who loves me most on this entire forum? I want answers and attention.

Success!!!

heh heh heh you know what forum I'm quoting from? yeah I agree... also, I only every check that forum now to be amused by stupidity... which is quite sad PS I'd just like to point out that Spaff doesn't like ANY of you as much as he likes me.

Nintendo has become a joke. i think the Nintendo DS would have sold better if it had been called the Gameboy DS I'll take whizzy graphics over weird remote stick thing anyday. I think Nintendo has died as a console producer. well the N64 should have been the Super Duper Nintendo, that would make the Gamecube the Super Super Duper Nintendo which means this one should be called the Super Uper Duper Nintendo, which would make the abbreviation sound like "sudden". Duke Nukem Forever will suck. And I say that based on absolutely nothing. The PS2's ability to stand both horizontally and vertically meant my console is still alive today.

'Thanks', mate. It's 'Thanks'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/dmstandard/article.html?in_article_id=407009&in_page_id=1766 And then the reader comment is just too good. UPDATE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=406981&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5 The party was apparently attended by many gusts. MORE AS THE STORY DEVELOPS! UPDATE 2: [11:48] Spaff: it is disgusting.

I posted them because they're fucking funny you piece of shit. And yes it has been a slow work day. And night. And next morning. All moulded into one long, hard work shift. I am tired, we have run out of red bull in the kitchen, my eyes hurt, my head aches. Slowly, I'm dying

Call it Faffy Fortysevens, yeah? It's a great name.

Do you have boobies?

LIKE A PIRATE! YARRRRR!

Most little girls want a REAL pony, but let me tell you what I wish I’D had when I was little… a MECH HORSE. http://www.engadget.com/tag/DreamPony/

I was walking to work yesterday and walked past a chav, he looked at me and struggled to find another seemingly rare verbal treasure... in the end he just yelled, "GIRL" and then off he went with his little posse of cunts.

MY pirate day was useless. I dressed in stripes and a pirate banada over my pirate wig, with my pirate eyepatch. But nobody else at work did, and they didn't talk much like pirates either.

more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwiHMqqdS0k&NR