Salka

God, not having a TV (being one of those obnoxious wankers who likes to loudly advertise the fact I don't watch TV because I'm smarter than you... no not really I just don't know how to connect all the wires up because I'm a woman - quite the opposite of smart! - and I am intimidated by all the wires at the back of the TV)... ...er... ...not having a TV, I hadn't seen that advert. Luckily, youtube has it: Wow it's shit. I've noticed that most Sony hardware ads seem to feature stupid irrelevant stuff... this is probably their least shit ad yet... Have you seen the PS3 one? The one with the doll? Jesus it's bad. and pointless.

"putting shit on your boyfriends cock and getting ginger to lick it (god that tasted good)" I'd like to draw everybodies attention to this. I'll lay off Nick when you lay off my boyfriends dick.

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No, I think he might be talking about Bully...

They saw our sex pics

CUNT

Nope and I have no idea what you're talking about because nobody could see them, so shut up. And anyway, it was Marek's fault.

It's just... everybody in Superman Returns was so well cast except Lois Lane... she didn't remind me of Lois Lane or seem like Lois Lane or ACT like Lois Lane... And the whole movie... it started SO good, I was so delighted, everything was perfect, Lex Luther was perfect, Superman was perfect, the directing and music and the EVERYTHING was perfect... and then it kind of turned into some... sort of... like a superman fanfic or something

Did you like the 'typo' in the thread subject? Thought you might. Subtle joke there. Anyway. Last week, I went to that EA-sponsored event in London. One of the people on the panel tackled the subject of girls and video games. "It's a problem that has baffled us for a decade, so one day we thought, okay, let's get together and brainstorm over this one. So me and the guys went into a room and brainstormed. We came up with THIS!" Cue a powerpoint presentation with the following information: GIRLS WANT GAMES with more relationships, more emotion... that are easier to play and less intimidating. Erm nice. He also stated some stastics... 39% of gamers are apparently female. However, these females don't 'buy' games. "By expanding this demographic," he claimed, "we can increase our revenue nearly twofold" Right. My reaction to this is... well. Firstly, I think they got that percentage wrong. This sounds a bit harsh, bit 39% of females may have played a game in their life, but they're not gamers. A far smaller percentage of females are actually 'gamers'. This is proven by the fact that the majority of that 39% don't buy games. Secondly, if that 39% don't buy games, how is increasing that number going to increase revenue significantly, let alone 'twofold'? Thirdly, I think it's really insulting to suggest that girls want less challenging games. I also think that to say most female gamers want games with less violence and more relationships shows how useless their research is. Most girls I know who are 'casual' gamers, love beat-em-ups and old-style side-scrolling platformers. Fourthly, if you want to find out what girls want, for christssake, don't get a group of MEN in a room to find out. JESUS. I'm interested in hearing all your opinions on this subject. My own personal opinion is that it may be due to the fact that games aren't as 'socially acceptable' amongst women as men. I mean, I would never bother talking about games to my female friends, because they'd say, "Oh Rusalka, you're so geeky!" and laugh a bit. But they have never actually played a game. I think if it was as normal for girls to take an interest in games as boys, from an early age, then it might be more socially acceptable and so you'd have more female gamers. I think it's just not something that's as available to women.

So that we have some clue what you're talking about, try to find the song/band on Myspace please. I'm listening to Blur - Villa Rosie... because it's nice and upbeat and otherwise I'd kill myself at work. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=91028315 Have a listen, it's most excellent.

I'm a zombie bride.

I quoted that just for you, man, just for you.... Aww poor Pregnant Ladies

You little fucking geeky coder fuckwit!!! .... ¬¬

AYB? Another synonym acronym I don't understand...

"your" instead of "you're" ... ¬¬ Anyway please excuse me but... what does QFT mean? EDIT: Okay I've found out what QFT means and let me tell you, anybody who uses this is INSTANTLY AN ARSEHOLE in my eyes. Just more fucking people trying to make the internet your little special fucking place where only you understand the fucking shitty internet language that you speak. Let me tell you this, making shit up or using shit that other fucking people have made up does not instantly make you popular, and even if it did, it's only the internet so it doesn't count. Swearing and being angry doesn't make you popular either. Why don't you QFT that, arseholes? (EDIT 2: boohoo hooooo I miss polite only ¬¬) EDIT 3: Actually, do you think that, in the future, a language will be invented based on synonyms? It would be difficult to learn, like Japanese, and slightly less cool Listen I'm going to need somebody to swear back at me and try to put me in my place.

I didn't. They just happened to be the games that were knocking around the office to remind us how worthless our lives were

(It was kinda funny when guys at work started playing Shadow of the Colossus/Okami/Final Fantasy and realised how pointless the past two years of their life had been...) Anyway I'm sure I remember having a discussion with somebody about the name before... It's just to look COOL INNIT? But the thing is... there's nothing really cool about Carbon. But it SOUNDS cool. Carbon. need for speed CARBON. I never understood "Most Wanted", though. It sounds like the Top Ten Singles list of a radio station, or the ten most popular items on eBay at the moment or something. It sounds rubbish.

fuck it :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: That's really sad, man. greedy fuckers

And somebody I know has a naughty naughty ROM of it and has reported that it make his head asplode with delight.

And anyway I buy games for you instead, it's like a two way thing so shut up I buy my fair share

That's not fucking true, I get copies of games off my mates ACTUALLY. Yeah and anyway I bought my own games before you existed and I could SUCKER YOU into buying them for me instead. Actually.

I'm going to be quite shameless about this. I have titties and they ache for a PS2 to be donated to me. I need a PS2. Old style, not one of those new tiny ones. I want a big one. Anybody got Spare PS2's knocking around that they could give to one very desperate young girl. Also I have lots of rumble controllers or something. I want to use the rumble controllers to arouse myself? Yeah. Oh also I have just confirmed with my boyfriend Mummy that it is OK if I send you a picture of my titties (if you send me a PS2 first) As you can see, my titties aren't bad. PS that is my sex face. K thnx. First person to send me a PS2 wins!

Yeah okay I just did some maths and... that's basically what I did anyway.

I could make you all blue-tack girls all day long.