Salka

once, I LEGALLY purchased an album and tried to put the LEGALLY purchased music onto my LEGALLY purchased MP3 player but I couldn't because of copyright protect and let me tell you that SUCKED. Anyway I found a way of doing it in the end but it was annoying.

Hahhahahahahahahaha both threads made me laugh really hard and I'm not even sure why ahahaha What are you talking about though?

erm... FF6 is coming out on GBA right? That's probably the best place to start, if so... it's amazing

....really? :'( I am the most effected in the whole world by other people not caring :'( :'( You... you've really hurt my feelings :'(

Then I'd be sad

Ok well If I was to claim that I just found my half-brother who I never knew existed, not to mention about four long-lost cousins, a long-lost uncle and a long-lost aunt, and a niece and a nephew who is two days old, would you take this to be a lie or not? And if I was to further elaborate and say that my long-lost half brother was one of the final 33 in Pop Idol, and has a name which is a combination of the main characters names from Silent Hill 1 and 2, what would you say? Is it a lie, or the truth? you decide.

None of our "citizens" throw around "innit". The scum at the bottom of the barrel of society does that. In America, educated people say "I could care less".

Finally somebody else pointed this out.

I drew these quotes from a thread on another forum, where a bunch of idiots were arguing over next gen consoles. Here are some actual, REAL quotes that were just too good to ignore. Here's an entire post which was pretty good:

Seems alright to me. Nice large screen. Found some RIDICULOUS quotes on zunescene.com, though... Bring back the social side of music? ?!? Oh my god look at this: I wanna be a member of an elite mercenary force TOO! Oh let ME be a Zune Master let ME!

Or they could stop recruiting people from brighton beach. Particularly people who neither play games, nor speak English. Actually, if only the industry would just stop hiring arseholes... then most problems would in fact be solved. Unfortunately, arseholes give other arseholes jobs. This is how the arsehole mafia is running the games industry. Probably. Forunately, having titties means you can be in with the 'cool' group without being an arsehole. But I'm an arsehole anyway, because I'm just a really horrible person naturally.

I am a doctor and I have patients to see to. Because of this thread, some patients may die.

Yeah you'd think I'd be better at spotting them wouldn't you.

No it wasn't, you fucking lying time waster!!! Three of us all sat here scanning the article for that quote, repeatedly!!! I read the entire magazine, you have wasted so much of my time, GAH! Erk. GODDAMNIT

I can't find that quote either though.

I think you made this Archie fellow up to make us feel more important and prompt us to update the site...

Erm I couldn't find that archie bunker part in the mag anywhere

Everybody I know who has played this game, has accidentally quit the game instead of quitting the menu, because of how confusing it all is with its "quit, back, cancel, return" commands... at least once. How can you let design that shitty exist??!?

Ginger got his knickers in a twist that night, because when Ben joined us, I introduced him to Katie Spaff by saying, "This is Ben, he is my favourite". (you are all my favourite).

I made a graph for you As you can see, all the ladies are hot and highly unobtainable. Other things to check out: Bob's highly sexed face, Rob's quim, Ginger.

allow me to translate that for thsoe of you who have not yet played this unforgivably shit game. Basically, the three other characters in a 'multiplayer' game only serve to aid the 'main' player, the Leader of the party. Only s/he is rewarded by completing quests and missions... The game is also simply a series of dungeons. If the Leader of the party dies, the whole group is sent back to the village and must restart the dungeon. If any other player dies, they may be rez'd or are automatically brought back to life if you reach another 'stage' in the dungeon. Also, the menus are incredibly annoying. Lawrence and I were both extremely exasperated with the way menus use a combination of the terms "cancel", "quit" and "back" (or something like that). You try to quit a menu and it asks if you want to go back or cancel quitting... what?!? We kept cancelling our attempts to quit a menu because we wanted to go back to the main screen... Or er something confusing like that... It's also very, VERY easy to accidentally use all of your health potions in one go. We all did this, repeatedly... by say, meaning to press the B button but pressing Y instead, and.. Oops! You used 8 health potions. Also, the class system seems to have very little point, although perhaps this will change as we progress further into the game. Spaff was the magic-using character... and yet my heals were just as good as his... Magic in this game is utterly pointless as it's so slow to cast. By the time you've cast a spell, all the enemies are either already dead, or have moved out of the radius of the spell's attack. we've also encountered numerous annoying 'bugs', such as our wifi connection breaking and being transported back to the start of the dungeon. At one point, Spaff had to speak to villagers who told him to go to some place called Jadd. However, this place didn't become available on the map until he spoke to a PARTICULAR villager who said pretty much the same thing as everyone else... we don't even bloody know which one it was. They all said basically the same thing anyway! There's no sense of adventure or discovery or teamwork. It's simply one poorly-designed, unspectacular, short and repetitive dungeon after the other, and in between you'll return to the same village with the same boring people. You don't even have to 'trek' to the start of each dungeon... you're automatically transported there from the village. Children of Mana may be alright as a single player game, but as a multiplayer game it completely fails. It had so much potential, but somehow they fucked it up in every way possible.

Mrrorowwwnnmmmmmmnnnnmmmmm And one of Spaff eating the face of Ginger... And me being slaggy: My little sister at mum's graduation last week:

26 actually how many Idle Thumbers can YOU spot at Spaff's Birthday Dinner??!

1. It doesn't crash every ten seconds, well done for that completely uninformed comment, you look so clever now. 2. The only reason Windows crashes every ten seconds for you is because you clearly don't know how to use a PC. You probably download emoticon packs for MSN and free screensavers.

you're one to talk aren't you, the only satisfaction I saw him get from you that night was when he saw your face after you realised what you'd done and tasted. Not like the NUMEROUS 'satisfactions' I give him on a nearly hourly basis. It must be hard being Spaff, everybody trying their hardest to impress and satisfy you all the time. I don't know how he copes. Here's a good idea for a thread: everybody try to make Spaff love you more than he loves me. Of course you won't be able to since I'm his favourite, but what's the harm in trying. Here's some reference material: