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Hahahahahahah that completely made my morning, thanks! :D:D You both rock so much. That is QOTM

I have a fucking stalker, jesus. I wanted to make sure there were no important details (alternate email addresses etc) about me on forums and stuff. (Hey Dad if you're reading this... FUCK OFF)

Oh it seems so much less... foreboding now

Uh... I see... What does "bench guys" mean? And does "what the hell" mean like, why is Idle Thumbs displayed on there or... like... why are we fretting? ¬¬

the word "tunic" makes me feel hungry.

I swear to god she gets all these ideas from the media and watching the news and stuff... not from my family...but... She wrapped a scarf around her head on the train, to hide her chicken pox from Spaff's camera, and then chuckled and said, "Hahaha! I look like I'm gonna blow the train up!" We glanced around fearfully, shitting ourselves in case anybody had heard. And then we took an endearing photograph. oh what the hell, here are some pictures of my family, enjoy, bye! oh btw 56k warning ginger fancies Mia and luckily as Dan has pointed out she's self grooming herself, so that's great. Ginger, what do you think of the others? Not your type, or...? I bet my mum is better looking than all YOUR mums. Your mums are probably minging.

I wouldn't have moved these posts except that myself and Jaf and Spaff (thanks for coming to tell everybody to shut up, spaff!) have gone and talked about a bunch of stupid bullshit. You can continue talking bullshit in here if you like. Keep it out of the original thread which is actually kind of a serious topic. We can all tell each other to shut up and fuck off and whatever else here. Bye!

Wormsie has previous for randomly going off-topic on threads, particularly talking about sex. I like Wormsie, but I don't want this thread to turn into some discussion about sexual references or something. I find it very frustrating. Just because it's in Idle Banter doesn't mean that's a ticket for people to talk bullshit.

Sorry if I made it uncomfortable for everybody who wanted to discuss gay sex, then. I guess you'll go somewhere else to talk about gay sex from now on, huh? EDIT: Like this thread!

If you have nothing to contribute to a thread but references to gay sex/sexual references/gay references, could you just not post please? EDIT: Hey this post is no longer relevant in this new improved thread! Isn't that awesome?!

Me either, that makes me sad, Remo is a goodlooking chap and now I feel cheated out of... well... my viewing pleasure

...who else smells money? ¬¬ I don't believe this award for a second. There are so many things wrong with that quote. I won't go into them but you know. Jesus. So basically, the other two might win at everything else, but PS3 is graphically a bit better so it wins? So the PS3 can be excused for having crap launch titles because the 360 has them too? And what about the Wii's launch titles? They were great! I already have a PC. I don't want a console that tries to be a PC. What do you think of this award, Thumbites? And while we're on the subject, why is IGN such a poorly designed mess of a site?

Hey all, PHOTOSHOP COMPETITION TIME!!! I was messing with a picture of Ginger, to try and see what he looked like with black hair, and I suddenly we noticed that I'd made the picture look like our very own Nick Walker! Anyway here's a picture of Ginger so photoshop it at will, the winner gets a prize, bye!

My PCs neither explode, nor refuse to work. Maybe I'm just better at PCs than you. Maybe we can trace this problem back to your poncy middle-class upbringings.

Although his hard drive is still being a major dick, it is now working. He backed up a bunch of stuff in case it asplode again, and now he's playing WoW. I agree that his hard drive asplode too often. I had a PC at home in Ireland... A MOUSE LIVED IN IT for a couple of weeks and pissed all over the insides, I dropped it while moving once... it suffered a million powercuts because of bad electricity supplies in the Irish countryside... it lived in a dusty room for years... It managed to live for five years. It even survived the mice for gods sake. It even survived my cat sticking his paw through the hole in the back of the PC (where the video card used to be is where the mice got in) to try and catch the mice he knew were in there... imagine a little cat paw smacking everything he can reach inside your PC... with claws.... ...Spaff's PC, on the other hand, seems to go into cardiac arrest every time he breaths on it. Fancy-shmancy city PCs.

classic british food.

Lawrence is not secondary to ANYone... ...Happy Birthday Mr Awesome Win Face!

Happy Birthday Marek and also Eljay!!! XXX

o rly?

I find that if I drink too much coffee throughout the day, I end up feeling sick and also, the coffee starts to taste bad... But if I pace myself, man coffee tastes so good. I love eating Coffee and a Banana. And Coffee and an apple. I don't know why but they seem to go together really well... Also, usually I hate instant coffee, but sometimes - VERY rarely - I actually want a cup of instant. And I don't know why. Sometimes I just feel like being dirty I guess... James got me a coffee grinder and some coffee beans for Christmas, and also some chocolate covered Coffee beans. It was all extremely tasty. There is nothing like the smell of freshly ground coffee...

Yeah, my point exactly. It's one thing to say that it doesn't appeal to you as a game, or that you wish something like it existed as a single player game, but to simply wish that it was, as it currently stands, a single player game... seems kind of odd. Because it just wouldn't be a very fun single player game at all... Ya rly

No. He agrees with it. He originally said that quote. It's quoted from him.

Out of interest... Why do you wish that? because somebody above said they'd rather if it had a proper ending, but it wouldn't have to be single player to have a proper ending... so I'm assuming your reason is different To me, there'd be no point if it was a single player game. To me, part of the joy of WoW is playing with my friends and cooperating to complete quests and travel to new places. Cooperating with actual real people that are my real life friends. Obviosuly you can't get that experience with a single player game. Without that, WoW wouldn't be very good at all... without the fear of enemy characters attacking you, without the co-operation between friends... it would be a very loosely paced, not-very-exciting game. So I can see why WoW might not appeal to you, but wishing it was single player seems a bit odd...

Ok it did. But today i read this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6196073.stm Is it just me, or is this grossly unfair? Maybe this guy had skewed views, but we all have our different opinions. Yes, WW2 was a terrible event, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't all be allowed have our own view on it. This man got jailed for writing about things from a different point of view than most of us... Personally, I find the fact he wrote a book about WW2 from Hitler's point of view fascinating. Doesn't mean I agree with it, but if you're interested in that kind of thing (which I am), it's interesting to see how different people think about it. Also, as far as I know, he didn't deny the Holocaust, he simply claimed that Hitler had had no knowledge of it and that it was orchestrated by Himmler. He offered a monetary reward for anybody who COULD prove that Hitler had known about the holocaust, and nobody could prove it. that just proves that nobody can really be sure... while I personally believe that Hitler DID know quite well, I respect the opinion of anybody who believes otherwise. After all, Hitler was an evil man, but he was also surrounded by many other extremely evil and powerful men... I don't know. I just don't think that guy deserved to be jailed for having an opinion. He never hurt anybody, all he did was have an unfashionable opinion... this guy seems to be a bit of a nutcase, but the fact is that he never hurt anybody, his books were well researched and... where do you draw the line between free speech and crime? This guy is an ass but... I don't know about 3 years in prison for it. I sit in an office with a bigger asshole them him every day...

All sorts of things. Having worked at PC world, man... we were told to say the stupidest shit, and my co-workers very often did. "It's not lying," our manager would say, "It's just altering the truth a little because we make more money selling this product than a 'better' product. They pay less for a slightly inferior product, sure... but they'll never know it's inferior because they know nothing about computers anyway. And they pay less. So we all win." Electronics stores are full of shit Also once we were told to say that slimline PS2s were faster and had better graphics than the old style ones, and played more types of games. What does that even mean? Luckily I am no longer a student and so have a decent job ¬¬