Salka

I'm serious, because I went to an inn but they're still dead.

You know what, I was looking at that today on the DF action news, and I really wanted one, but there isn't one I could wear at work without every single guy saying, "OOO IS THAT A SEXUAL INNUENDO OOO" and posting stuff about it on the work forums. damn you schafer omg it would be even worse for a guy to wear that actually...

fucksake

COPD: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPD Nasty stuff

I don't know how this could get any more rubbish than it already is...

BRING IT ON LIKE DIDDY KONG

Inspired by some of the fantastic web comicry over at bigbluecup forums, I have produced by first masterpiece which will hopefully be followed by many other comics.

ow fuck that just made my wrists crack now my wrists hurt

On the IMDB comments section for Borat: Does anybody else want to stab him?

I didn't realize I didn't know

I stopped cracking my knuckles when I was little because my mother told me it trapped air in my knuckles and dried out the joints to give me arthritus. Now she's a scientist and knows better and no longer lies. But I can no longer crack my knuckles. I try, but there's nothing left to crack. I feel cheated. I wish to crack them. how can I train my knuckles to crack?

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[13:40] Rusalka: apparently there are like 50 police cars down by the west pier [13:41] Spaff: weird [13:41] Spaff: 50? [13:41] Rusalka: yeah loads [13:41] Rusalka: But nobody can see anything happening down there [13:41] Rusalka: So we are speculating that there has been a bomb scare... [13:41] Spaff: winnar [13:41] Spaff: probabnly a pixel i nthe wrong place on a tv or something

yeah of course

which is after people started having anal sex FFS or whatever it was

My tongue is stuck to the bottom of my mouth... That sounds freaky, but it works just like a normal tongue except I can't stick it out really far like most people can. When I was little, the piece of skin that ties my tongue to the bottom of my mouth used to get stuck between my two lower front teeth if I tried to stick my tongue out, and it would cut it and hurt it and make me cry. I didn't even know that wasn't normal until I met my boyfriend, and he could stick his tongue out really far and I was jealous of that and wondered why my tongue isn't all pointy and awesome and long.

Somebody has to fill in for Jake now that he's not around here so much... I thought it might as well be me since the rest of you are too pussy... that's all... Dan quite frankly you can fuck off, I'm never being hospitable to you again, not only am I never making you sandwiches again but also if you want sandwiches at all, you're going to have to bring your own bread, butter, sandwich fillings, plate, cutting board and knives. So you know, whatever. As for you Ginger, you're no longer allowed to shag my little sisters or mother, and you're not allowed to suck Spaff off anymore, because you brought homoeroticism into my heterosexual thread.

Ooo Oath, I think I do something similar! Whenever I'm tired, my mind tries to trick me into falling asleep by slowly replacing real actual things that are happening, with things that are happening in my head... ...For instance, when I was in school I would sit at my desk and be so tired that my eyes simply would not stay open. Soon I would start feeling strangely un-tired, but it was okay, because I was still awake and listening to the teacher. And the teacher was talking about stuff I like to listen to. That's so great. Keep talking Mr Teacher! Then my head would bang off the desk and I would realise that I'd completely made up the last five minutes of the class entirely in my head, and I wasn't even sure where reality ended and the dream started... That happens to me a lot, like every morning. Every morning my boyfriend wakes me up to get into the shower before him, and I mumble something about wanting a cuddle (excuses, of course, so I can get more sleep). But I tell myself I will stay awake and just relax, not sleep. And then I end up dreaming that I'm getting up and going into the shower and stuff... My mind tries to pass dreams off as reality so as to lure me back to sleep... Does anybody else get that? (I also get the falling sensation when I'm tired... but in a different way. When I've been forced to stay up and I'm just aching to fall into bed and sleep, and there's no mind-tricks going on... I find it super irritating that I get loads of "sudden falling" sensations... just when I want to sleep the most...)

I swear to god I wasn't like this when I was her age. My ten year old sister was just told off by our mum for having the Bebo name "Chocolate Bikini". she pretends like she doesn't know what it means... like she didn't choose a sexually provocative name on purpose. She had the Chicken Pox recently, and tried to avoid CCTV cameras on the street in case she was filmed looking 'spotty'...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6311097.stm Fucking Catholics. Selfish, selfish people. I don't see how they can justify that...They're throwing a little homophobic fit because now they'll have to let orphans be raised by GAYS! OMG! Get over yourselves, jesus fucking christ. I don't understand what their problem is. I suppose they refuse to rehome gay orphans too do they? Furthermore, I like that they wanted to be exempt from an ANTI DISCRIMINATION LAW. Cunts. Who the hell asks to be exempt from an anti-discrimination law? "Hey I would like to be excluded from your law that outlaws assholes plz! tnx." To be honest, I don't even think there should BE religious adoption agencies allowed in the UK... The only two girls I ever knew that were adopted, were placed by religious organisations into extremely religious homes and as a result they are fucked in the head. Religious people shouldn't be allowed adopt children. Uh, except probably you Moosferatu. Anyway, /rant

Because every time I do, I get slapped down by a million Zelda people.

I agree that all Zelda Games are a big pile of overrated steaming diarrhoea shit. But that's just IMHO nobody ever agrees with me, I think Loonyboi may be the first, otherwise I wouldn't even have bothered saying it because I would just know everyone would immediately jump on me and disagree.... I don't like the way they're basically all the same game with the same music characters and wah wah wah and I end up lost and can't do anything without a fucking walkthrough, I hate that. But I hear some people really love those games...