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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO IT WASN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg awesome

That's a quote from a random 12 year old internet user. I did not say that.

I'm not scary :'( I'm so nice and friendly in real life, you guys should all come to Brighton and let me make you cups of tea and some sandwiches, Ginger says I make the best salad sandwiches in the world :'( :'( I am so not scary in real life :'( :'( :'( don't be mean to me

Using further computer wizardry, I've also made a new, improved version of the above image, using the very professional 'blur' tool to seamlessly merge together the facial assets I used. I'm not sure if it's a boy or a girl yet, but I'm sure it will all work out for the best

now I'd like to know what the fuck you're going to do about that

Hi, who registered this and why and what's going on? http://www.benchguys.net/ and what does "bench guys" mean?

Couple of weeks ago the BBC wrote about some government funded study, which had "found" that men don't like fat women. Wow well done!

Lots of stuff makes you drive faster. You know that some owners put their racehorses facing backwards in their trailers on the way to the racetrack, so that they run faster during the race? Fact.

Oh in that case you must find me really amazing hot, not just for the fact I look slightly retarded but also because I out fiend you all the time.

What if you get ill because of all the chemicals that photos are made out of, and you end up shitting your essence through the eye of a needle?

But then you'll simply destroy your own essence?

shit, that's my plan for the evening ruined then

Can I see more pictures of Baby T?

Man it makes me cry in delight. Honestly it does, I'm only at the start and I'm crying with delight. But does the beginning remind anybody else of starwars, or is it just me...?

You look like DanJW!!!! !!! Anyway here is me on my wedding day... It was grim. Here's another! Isn't it sad that Lawrence has more luscious locks then me... well it makes me sad anyway

Awesome good. Anyway it is sooo fucking good. Has anybody else played it yet?

I have to decide which I want to use at work before Friday. I don't want to use either, but there you go. Anybody got some advice?

I distinctly remember us BOTH talking through the important parts as Spaff had a go at both of us for talking.... And anyway if the important parts hadn't been ruined by rubbish acting, we would never have had that problem, since all I was doing was mocking everything Clive 'stupid rubbish actor' Owens said. Man, the way I am whining about it, you'd think I hated it... but I in fact really liked it... Michael Caines comment about women not being able to make babies was probably just down to men always blaming it on the women because they're afraid to admit they're shooting blanks, look at Henry VIII as a kind-of-example, he got all pissy because he couldn't have a son or some shit like that, it was all his fault but of course he assumed it was the fault of the woman but really gender is decided by spunk or something.

I really liked it but the acting was shit. Does anybody else hate Clive Owens or whatever his name is? The camera and direction and stuff were amazing though (as was the movie in general)

no, they're doing things very intelligently and allowing people to have either Thunderbird or Outlook Express. So there'll be a whole mixture... ...I used Thunderbird a bit today (naturally t'was me first choice innit), and it seemed clunky and awkward... and laggy...

Agreed.

I think that cigars taste like Final Fantasy VIII. I don't know why, but every time I taste a cigar, it reminds me of playing Final Fantasy VIII when I was about 13 and didn't even smoke cigars anyway. Don't let me feel like a weirdo. Admit weird things that reminds you of other stuff for no reason at all.

Oh sorry well I accidentally suggested that they were ALL innuendos when what I in fact intended to suggest was that the only ones I WANTED to wear could be misinterpeted as an innuendo. Whoops!

I don't think anybody said it was...

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