Salka

omfg I feel shit :'( I'm not as good as Tim Schafer AND I should never have stopped updating :'( wtf is wrong with me :'( I'll suicide.

http://kotaku.com/gaming/hardball/clip-jack-thompson-gets-hardballed-253501.php?autoplay=true Apparently, nobody SAW him play it but he probably almost definitely did. Or something. Who knows?

Sometimes I just get reminded how much better than me he is, that's all.

SPACE!!! Goddamnit why couldn't I think of something like that :'(

POKEMANS I remember when I first started using the internet and I used to talk to this guy on AIM called "Pokéman11". He liked Pokemon a lot. omfgomfgomfgomfgomfgomfg I think I'm going to start off with Turtwig because he's a bit shit at first but he evolves into a MASSIVE FUCKING ISLAND WITH TREES ON IT. Mind you Piplup is cute and evolves into an awesome emperor BEAST. I ALSO WANT A LEAFEON and a fucking cool MAMOSWINE and a pikachu

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Oh scissor sisters. MY favourite band are they? And you were the one dressed as a massive gay as I recall.

I beat him at a Blur - Parklife. What did you beat me at, Spaff? Probably Gwen Stefani or some shit I don't even like or know.

nonono, you're getting confused... I beat YOU at YOUR favourite band. Remember?

yeah AGAINST GINGER MAYBE

I like apples they are yummy

I'm going to change my opinion of you if you don't shut up pretty quick

God fucking damnit you, no we have not.

"You just need to practice a little more and get used to the controls" ahem

Hahahahaha, that's exactly how I felt about it when I tried to play it...

one, and I hated writing it, as you can tell by the shit half-hearted writing, probably. It was while I was in denial about how much i hate reviews and myself.

Everybody watch Heroes, it's good

I think it was a good thing they showed them... who cares what the killer wanted or didn't want? He's dead now, it's not as if he knows or will ever be aware that he got what he wanted... I found it fascinating to see the clips.

"killing people can change people’s lives forever." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHA WELL DONE WELL DONE

OMFG SCANDAL!!! I feel so foolish, I thought he was quite sweet! If anybody was going to threaten to shoot up 30 people, Ida thought itd be DAVE. hmm, my keyboard seems to have asploded

....Paul? ¬¬ .......Or... Niels? ¬¬

That reminds me Dan... give it to me

Dan and I were talking about it only last night, actually. I once played the start, but got frustrated quickly and gave up. But I've heard such amazing things about it since then... really excellent things that are such amazing game design ideas... that I really want to play it, get over the frustration of learning how to play and... yeah. But I won't spoil the good parts for you, like everybody else did for me...

You should be simultaneously shot and applauded for that.

Bits of my dream are being filled in throughout the morning and I realise now that I had a dream that Wrestlevania hated me and I felt really bad about it and thought that I'd been too aggressive in my arguments so I took a holiday to an awesome mountain that was half snow, half grass, and my feet were really cold and I realised I had no way of getting back so I hoped somebody would come along and save me, maybe a tourist or something, but nobody came so I started trekking up the mountain to find a warmer place, and then I came across an uphill beach and it was really cool because you could climb the waves and then slide all the way down them again like a waterslide, and then I dived to the bottom of the sea and there was a tunnel that led to some hot springs at the top of the mountain and I felt really happy because I was finally warm and safe but also really sad because I didn't know how to get home and every time I stepped out of the hot springs I got cold again.