Salka

Come visit us in about four weeks, when we have a spanky new kitchen (and hopefully a new carpet in the living room mumblemumblemumble) Oh man you should see Bob's room since he moved out, it's painted all baby blue now and super cute.

What were you doing at 10am Dan? What were you doing at 11am? What were you doing at 12pm? What were you doing at 1pm Dan? What were you doing at 2pm? What about 3pm Dan, what were you doing then? And 4pm Dan? And what about 5pm Dan, what were you doing? I'm kidding of course, I am just nausing you up because you mentioned earlier that you had a relatively unnauseful day and I am a cruel person. Anyway yes, work bah. Although I actually love my job since I'm now a game designer or something. Man, I'm totally loving the way I manage to slip that into every single conversation.

Fuck off, The Church of England.

Man it's so perfect, snowman cock-thing and all!!! You know Bob, trying to feel what's inside the present before you open it will only ruin the surprise.

I just went through the list of smileys and there isn't one that actually fully expresses how much I love this photoshop. Somebody get Bob on here.

No actually it's a red blanket. Why does everything red always have to be my coat, Nick?

Lilli is magical She's very much different from Raz - for a start, she likes to hoarde her toys. Raz leaves his toys in the middle of the floor when he's finished with them; she hasn't finished with them until she's dragged them into a corner and plucked them clean... then hidden them somewhere... She loves people and cuddling and purring. She eats only Tuna in Spring Water. I'm not kidding, I'm not just being one of those weird people that feed their cats ridiculous food... she didn't eat for about ten hours, and only gave in when I gave her Tuna... Raz keeps following her around with wide, anxious eyes... afraid that she'll go into his favourite places... he stays about two cat-lengths behind her at all times while stalking her, and then ducks down to hide if she looks behind her. As though she won't see him that way. Ooooh I love them both.

Oh man you beat me to it, I was JUST about to post this thread. ¬¬ Happy birthday, Daniel James!

Bart Simpson vs the Space Mutants. Best but worst. And emphasis on "worst". But also, emphasis on "best"

I love Ginger, he is sooo cool. Me, Spaff and Ginger have all seen each other naked.

Solid Snake? Judging by how ill he was, I'd say he was more likely Liquid Snake! ....ha, ha.

There's nothing more fun or rewarding than meeting people from the internet. That's exactly why I'm considering organising a Big Thumbs Meet-up! It would probably be held in Brighton because 1. I'm in Brighton 2. Brighton is great 3. It's near Gatwick Airport for anybody coming from abroad 4. It's near Bristol and London for our Thumbers coming from Bristol and London 5. It's easily accessible my road, rail and air for Thumbers coming from elsewhere. Ysbreker and Wrestlevania are all like "yeah I'm totally up for this" and they're pretty cool. Plus, I'm pretty sure I could convince Marek to come because he's lovely. And of course, Spaff and DanJW and Nick and you know... everyone else, they're here. Anyway, I haven't actually planned anything to be honest. I'm too lazy. That's why you should discuss amongst yourselves whether this is a good idea. Last time I met people from the internet, they followed me around and scared me a bit and really really pissed me off after about 20 minutes. But on the bright side, I did meet my future husband (not Spaff... he's just a tasty bit on the side). So, yeah. Everybody discuss.

Ok, we just got two cats and we need a vet, it would be totally awesome if your sister was our vet. We need to get Raz neutered in a few weeks... Whereabouts is her... vetting... place? EDIT: Using the power of the internet, I have totally stalked your sister. That clinic is actually pretty close to us. We'll probably go there. And stuff.

Who is your sister and what does she do? (it would be cool if I randomly knew her. Brighton is a small place)

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Bleeoader.

Hahaha man you're not even trying. Come on, seriously think about this. This is a small, tight-knit community of internet-savvy people. Do you really think anybody is going to buy adult DVDs from you?!

96k of pure WIN: http://web.t-online.hu/archee83/sumotori/ Check out that funky programming shit that's going on.

I accidentally invited the two of the band members of this band to my 21st birthday party: http://www.thegrams.co.uk/index.htm It was only afterwards that I realised they're soon going to be famous because of their excellent, excellent music! There I was just thinking those guys were just ordinay, very friendly, very cool, perhaps even extraordinarily handsome fellow co-workers! SCORE, Rusalka! Now you can spend the rest of your life living off the back of their fame as a SOCIALITE!!! They're playing at Hyde Park soon too... as like... the opening act to some other bands such as Kaiser Chefs or Arctic Monkeys or whatever it is the kids are listening to these days... Anyway yeah. They're also on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thegramsuk

Come over the summer instead. Let's organise a big Thumbs Meet-up. It'll be super fun. And you'll all see how nice and hospitable I am in real life, and you'll never take me seriously on the internet again. Which was my plan all along anyway.

Would you have come?

Two days ago

Discuss!

The winner wins. The prize is fame and glory. Here's the picture you shall photoshop. Here's what I made as a present to Bob. I'm not actually THAT shit with photoshop, but I was in a hurry because I thought he might log off or something, and I might not see him online again for weeks as has been the case recently. Also, I was drunk: Bob says that "i would fuck it in half with my astonishing scottish cock of power" I think he likes it

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