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WE HAVE A WINNER!

Her name is Cao-tsun. She's great. I've just realised that I recognise a lot of people in that photo.

I was just reading in the news about how one of the suspects in that Madeleine Mcann case is this known paedophile who is suspected to have kidnapped and probably killed another young girl last week... something like that... I only skimmed over it... Made me think though, What about Google Paedos, eh? It would be like Google Maps, but with paedophiles. Imagine that all Paedophiles had a chip implanted in their brain, so that it could never be removed unless they beheaded themselves. These chips are tracked using Satellites or whatever, so you can go to paedos.google.com and check to see whether there are any paedos in your area. This works for so many reasons. I mean, firstly... if there are any potential murderers/psychos out there, they can kill paedophiles and be a hero, instead of killing ordinary people and being ordinary psychos. Secondly, you can google for paedos in your area! Imagine if this service had existed for the McCanns, they could have googled for paedos! Also, people who are sexually attracted to children under the age of 12 should immediately be castrated. I say 12, because unfortunately most men I know would fancy a 14+ year old girl... since I don't want all men to be castrated, we'll have to play it safe... go with 12... the mockery that men get for fancying underage girls should do for anyone 14 or older... as for the grey area inbetween 12 and 14... well... I dunno... Maybe you should get put on google paedos until the object of your disgusting obsession reaches maturity or something... I dunno... hmm.... I wish I was in charge of the world...

Haha, classic Dan. Hmm should I abuse my mod powers, as I so love to do, and change your forum name to Sandy Dangina? Hmm.... Hmmmm.... HMMMMMMM.

It's a pretty bad idea to form an opinion and/or try to discuss something that not only have you been actively avoiding hearing about, but also when you are basing those opinions soley on headlines. 'Cos a lot of what you've said is not true or is very inaccurate.

Dudes It is teh true Look G I N G E R N I G G E R

hmm, that's pretty much the most unlikely story, really... If you haven't been reading any of the stories then I guess that explains the first paragraph... This sentence confuses me. Hmm generally you should read the stories and not just the headlines if you want to discuss news stories... yes it was their room... this is why you need to read the actual articles and not just the headlines. what? I didn't hear this anywhere. well if you were a parent you wouldn't just be like "oh well I guess she's dead never mind". you'd sort of force yourself to believe that she was alive in the face of all evidence... ANYWAY let's get back to tiptoeing around the subject of paedophiles so as not to upset Dan. NO MORE PAEDO JOKES EVERYONE! PS. can anybody swap me two fives for a ten?

I had such a bad dream last night that I was wailing and crying in my sleep and Spaff had to wake me up. At first it was an okay dream, I thought I had it all figured out as being a dream, but then I woke up and something terrible happened that I thought was real, but it wasn't real, it was just that I'd only dreamt that I'd woken up. Scary. Additionally I have some kind of thing wrong with my eyes at the moment, so every tear that I cried hurt the entire side of my face, as though it was being forced so hard through my tear ducts that it was actually ripping them in the process. Owch.

By the way, nobody edited or deleted your paedo post. You noobed it up yourself and posted it in the wrong thread.

Nooo! It's too late! I already annoyed him!!! I should have just made the joke anyway God there's no winning with you is there Dan. I make jokes about paedophiles, you complain, I don't make jokes about paedophiles, you complain. At least I didn't upset Toblix anymore though! You know, I don't actually joke about paedophiles all that often at all. It's usually only when you're over, I guess, which is rarely... and perhaps is why you think it's something I do all the time. Maybe I subconciously connect you with paedophiles or something? BY THE WAY THAT IS NOT A JOKE IT IS MERELY AN OBSERVATION.

I'd make a joke about how you're clearly a latent paedophile, but 1) I'd upset you 2) I'd upset Dan

EVERYONE STOP MAKING PAEDOJOKES YOU'LL BORE AND UPSET DAN

http://www.blacklooks.org/2007/07/resident_evil_5.html How I'd like to slap her. Because she's black, obviously, not because she's an idiot or anything.

Who does? Personally, I mean all paedophiles, not just paedophile rapists. I don't want a paedophile near my child, rapist or not. With Google Paedos, I can ensure that there are no paedos in my area! And if somebody is going to be killed, I'd MUCH rather it be a paedo... rapist or not. I don't even want castrated paedos near my children. And also, nobody means 'pedophiles'. Pedo doesn't mean 'child', you know.

Sure, that's why it would have to be regulated by clever and highly judgemental people LIKE ME and not idiots who think that a paedophile is an 18 year old who sleeps with a 17 year old. Haha, does anybody remember that case in the news of two 14 or 15 year old who were both charged with raping each other? Because they had consensual yet underage sex? Hahaha.

?? What? Is this your "sandy vagina" that Nick and Spaff are always telling me about?

Well, assuming that I'm in charge of the world, like in my fantasies, then I would say yes, in all parts of the world these laws should be applied. Even backwards countries where old men have arranged marriages with 12 year old girls. In fact, especially in those countries.

That's a lie.

Awww you just missed Spaff! He's there today, tomorrow and... yesterday. You could have met the devilishly handsome man himself...

Only in Japan (and some other countries maybe also) could you buy a jumper with a hood and bunny ears called "So... Cute... BUNNY!" I wear it to work the whole time.

I know, wtf I mean I have pretty large hands in real life but you know, those are just ridiculous. The photoshop is awesome, ty very much.

agreed.

Yeah but is it though?