Salka

I'm going to report you and your terrorist connections to the police immediately, 'spidermonkey'... as if that even is your real name...

I spoke to someone on Friday who knew someone who works at SOME GAME REVIEW SITE, apparently they'd been given a goody bag along with their review copy of Halo 3, the goodie bag included an xbox 360. He could have been lying though.

Pfft, his baby isn't as good looking as my baby. would be.

I like it, W. What did it look like before, though? Maybe it looks nice now, but maybe it looked better before, you see? That is the thing. Show us a "before" pic. Also, I like hairs, I don't think they're overrated. The only time I'll stop liking hairs is when Spaff starts going bald, then I'll probably think that baldness it the best thing ever and that hairs are, indeed, overrated. Spaff won't ever go bald though, because there are no baldness genes in his family or something.

I can't believe the blatant abuse of power that's going on in this thread, I would never dream of behaving in such a way. ... ( ¬¬ )

I, also, promise never to be negative about anything again. On a forum. Not in real life, because real life is too shit not to be negative about.

That can never be allowed to happen

I think they are wonderful, and all so intelligent and articulate

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/uwe-boll-interv.html Ahhhahahaha oh my god I love him I love him He's brilliant

Prepare your pupils for another glorious intake of Spaff. This is a sequel to Spaff's first impresions of Doom 3.

That would be the best magazine ever dan ¬¬

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1tYkECCmwU I know plenty of grown men who would like to give that little girl a "messy recipe". And I don't even know what I mean by that. I've been listening to it on loop all morning. Apparently it turns grown men into paedophiles just by watching it.

Lazytown is fucking brilliant, it's my favourite thing ever right now, I'm obsessed with it.

...that "ysbreker" is pronounced "ICEBREAKER"???!

teach adults then

So did you.

Why did you lie to us, Toblix? Why?

Mojo would never have got the news in the first place if it wasn't for Toblix

The reason I'm so happy in that picture is because I had just had my picture taken with Molyneux. Molyneux is actually in that picture, so this is the second picture I've had taken of me and Molyneux. Fate? I like to think so. This magazine is read by hundreds, nay, billions of people. They will see Molyneux and I together, and they will know that I am some serious business. (See if you can spot Molyneux!)

IF YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE GENIUS SARCASM IN RODI'S POST THEN WELL I CANNOT HELP YOU AND YOU ARE WRONG.

I disagree, Wrestle. The best bit has to be: Hahahhahaha He's such a tragedy

yeah yeah I know, but I thought I'd try anyway because it's Tim Schafer.

Isn't Tim Schafer part-norwegian?

Sorry, I deleted someones post because they mentioned the rumour, and was about to send them a PM to explain why, when I realised that in fact the entire internet knows now so there's no point. Then I came to work and forgot the name of that person. It's always been my plan to invite Tim Schafer to our wedding, maybe Jack Black can be best man now.