Salka

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  1. This isn't basshunter! WTF!

    WTF, there is some kind of false Basshunter! Or they're releasing the song in English and pretending the lyrics mean something different. Summary of new music video: Woman sends text to man saying "sorry i cnt c u ne more". Both wait around a bit. Both go clubbing. Woman sends text to man saying "i miss u cum c me on the dancefloor". They kiss. I don't get it. And how come Basshunter guy isn't actually in it? I love Basshunter we were going to get married but now he's gone NOW YOU'RE GONE basshunter I hope they don't make some gay UK cover of the one about being on ventrilo and playing warcraft EDIT: WTF IS THIS?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=QTgGtOOTzu4
  2. Is "Happy Feet" good?

    I HAVE A HEART SONG IT GOES LIKE THIS: Pfft faff faff pffft faff faff dooof titty titty faff boom chikkachikka boom boom chikka boom faff faff ahhhh shit Ooo heart song. I bet that got all the little girls going did it, a baby penguin with a heart song.
  3. This isn't basshunter! WTF!

    I know it's not fake, I used entirely the wrong word there... I just mean, fake as in... it's shit now ¬¬ wait that doesn't make sense. Also the guy singing isn't Basshunter is it? It sounds like a totally different guy. Basically it's the basshunter song but now with chav lyrics, so what made it good in the first place is now gone
  4. This isn't basshunter! WTF!

    Well I'm pretty sure people didn't like him for his musical excellence, Elmuerte. I don't think that's the point. The original song was funny because it was, as far as I can tell, a serious song about a guy who falls in love with a girl online and she turns out to be an IRC bot. Combined with a "wtf" music video and an hilarious ass of a guy singing, it was great. This is just the same tune but with really uninteresting lyrics. Why did anyone bother?
  5. Hi guys, I know that some of you are flash programmers, so do not try to deny it. Basically I need an excellent flash programmer to freelance for me for one week, starting Monday. You will be paid actual money, but even better than that, you will receive my friendship and love. Here's all you need to know: 1. It's for one week 2. We can discuss pay 3. You work from home 4. It would be excellent if you were available during the day, but if not, we can probably work something out around that PM me if you're interested.
  6. Futurama's Return: Bender's Big Fail

    New Futurama has ruined my life, I felt embarrassed watching some parts because the jokes fells so flat on their face. And the got Zoidburg's wubwubwub run wrong
  7. Yes well Toblix, that's how fate works. Come, come... PM me, quickly. All this money is burning a hole in my pocket... or something... I have to give it all to someone ASAP!
  8. I rearranged your sentence so that it was better.
  9. Quick Question about Madeleine McCann

    Exactly! Who abducted her! And why? Why??? Well the answer is this apparently: She hasn't been abducted at all. It's just media speculation. Really she's sleeping safely at home right now in fact. Holy crap I love The Sun forums.
  10. Quick Question about Madeleine McCann

    You have been found out, Spaff... tricked by doctorwh0's intricate web of cross-examining style question.
  11. Congratulations Mr. Spaff!

    Correct, Nach!
  12. JoannaDark: when I met Spaff he didn't know that Ireland was independant. He thought he still owned it.
  13. He gets the fleas from our cats. Our cats purposely give him the fleas because he always steps on them.
  14. Congratulations Mr. Spaff!

    Stop it. I'm emotionally fragile right now.
  15. Congratulations Mr. Spaff!

    Yeah I am already betrothed to Tim Schafer. Everyone knows I only date Spaff because it means that I'm separated from Tim by only one degree. Although in February all that will change. Fun Fact: in the restaurant we went to yesterday, the waiters all jumped to the conclusion that I was going to ask Spaff to marry me because they saw me secreting around a small, prettily wrapped present. They all spied as he opened it, then were all disappointed when it turned out only to be an iPod Shuffle. Then this gay waiter tried to talk us into going to France to his mother's restaurant because "it's the perfect place for an engagement". Spaff immediately replied with "Cool, I need to get Lawrence to drive me and Ginger and Bob down there!" Then he threw away the special birthday note I wrote him, but the waiter made him take it back because I started crying, and then he blamed me for everything that has ever gone wrong in his life, including that time I broke the table in the living room by accidentally putting sellotape on it while I was wrapping his birthday present, and when James took the sellotape off, the top of the table peeled away with it. Happy Birthday Spaff.
  16. http://www.doublefine.com/news.php/forums/viewannounce/378_22/ :O I could win something that Tim Schafer has touched? Holy crap that's awesome! I will enter immediately!
  17. Guitar Hero III (and demo!)

    I am glad I am not the only one who thought the Tenacious D song sounded like a cover. I thought it was a fairly good cover... but it sounded like somebody very good trying to impersonate JB... but apparently it is actually him... hmm...
  18. Psychobilly freakout is a freak of a song, I hate it.
  19. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7030096.stm wow. from what I can tell, that's all he did...
  20. O rly?

    http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article336508.ece Just 15 minutes earlier hoodie-clad Bloom had been seen jumping into another car outside a Los Angeles club and rowing with a man, who screamed: “Get the f*** out of my car” while the woman begged: “Orly, stop it.”
  21. I have shaved all my hair off

    Those girls look cool and geeky. Are they? If so, where did you get them from? So many of my friends need cool geeky girlfriends, instead of (a) no girlfriend or ( shit girlfriend.
  22. Brutal Legend magazine scans

    Oh, well at least it has it's own thread now. Man even my mum and sisters are stoked about this game. I hope that when I have children in years to come, Double Fine will still be around to make awesome games for them to play.
  23. Double Fine

    Jack Black is not a "male thing". All the ladies love Jack Black.
  24. Portal

    :') :') :') :')