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I KNEW IT WAS YOU BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE RINGS THE DOORBELL IN QUITE THE SAME INSISTENT WAY AS YOU. Except now of course Ginger will start doing that too to wind me up. Also whether a door is open, or closed, or slightly ajar (as it was slightly ajar, not just wide open as you seem to have suggested). That is a lesson you need to learn Dan. Also the fact you asked if I was "decent" was completely negated by the fact that you then came in ANYWAY after I said "no". The fact you didn't see that I was still wet from the shower at least means you didn't stare too hard at me, that's a little bit reassuring at least.

Er Dan is the one lying, I'm 100% telling the truth, it's just that the stuff Dan does in real life seems too unbelievable to be real. Who walks in on a naked wet girl even after she's said she's naked? Who actually does that stuff? That's the stuff you read about in magazines and books.

OMG :D

I was thinking about that sort of stuff recently, Vimes. What happens when people I idolise start dying? omg. I need to write Gene Wilder a fan letter, NOW. Otherwise regret will drown my soul in years to come... EDIT: er Dan's signature is in reference to my new monitor by the way...

That's not what happened Dan. What happened was that I returned to the shower, then was getting dressed in my room and, as you were coming up the stairs you yelled "Are you decent?" to which I replied "No". Despite this, you came into the room anyway and I was glad that I had wrapped the towel around myself again anyway just in case you decided to be a perv - which you did.

Interrupt Dan then, please.

Don't lie Dan, you never phone ahead, even when your phone is not at my house. I didn't even know you had a phone. In fact, doesn't the phone you left over here belong to Spaff's mum?

Yes you did. No I'm not. How many times did you ring the doorbell Dan? Why is it fun to interrupt sex? Is that why you never phone before you come over, because you hope you'll interrupt sex? I'm actually never letting you into my house again just because of that comment. Go to Ginger's house instead, that way you won't just interrupt sex but you'll get to engage in some with Ginger. I can't believe you thought there was a chance that Spaff and I might be having sex, so you stayed longer and rang the doorbell more times. You really are a cunt.

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Here's the way I see it. For kids, yeah it's time for big shiny presents, shiny colourful lights, toys, christmas trees, crappy kids TV and eating shitloads of food. For adults, it's a time of getting together with your family. I am totally okay with that. People who moan about it being too commercial... you know, you don't actually HAVE to buy presents. Especially not expensive ones. If you do then you have the worst family and friends in the world. Or you are weak willed. I often get concerned about buying people gifts that they will love, but that has nothing to do with expense. For instance, I got Ginger the most awesome present ever this year, and it only cost me £5 but will mean so so much to him. We weren't gonna buy each other gifts but I saw this one thing that he'd totally love and I had to get it. I don't expect anything in return. And the same goes for Spaff... I have the most awesome present in the world for them both, oh man, I got them:

Some poor guy went to all the trouble of arranging that competition specifically for us, and you go and mock them by being too lazy to make something. Shame on you, Rodi.

The funny thing is, out of all those games, the one calling you is the worst one of them all.

Okay "freebondageMILF" was actually seriously not me.

Like LOLCATS, but LOLCANNS. Pictures of people both surrounding and directly involved in the Madeleine McCann case, with tasteful yet lighthearted, humourous captions. I reckon it's a winner. Please nobody tip The Sun off about this thread.

Fine then. Ginger, when you have children, I'm going to rape them the second you leave them out of your sight. Then we'll see how you feel about it.

Who would do such a thing.

Who would do such a thing.

They can do tests on hair strands to check what kind of crap has been in their system, innit? Chill out, I'm not saying that it wasn't a bad idea to leave the kids on their own, I'm just saying it was an entirely understandable, human mistake, and people should trop treating it as though they deserved their child to be taken because they made that mistake. Also you might not ever have the chance to leave your children on their own, you might only have ever heard of children who sleep lightly etc, but for instance my boss' child goes to bed at 6 every day, and sleeps solidly through until 8am the next morning. If your child was like that, you'd feel a lot safer leaving them while you went for dinner, because you'd feel safe that they wouldn't wake up and wander around. Even though that's not an excuse and doesn't make their mistake any less of a mistake, it still all contributes to that false sense of security. You think you know your child, you think you know how everything is going to be, you don't really stop to think about a paedophile coming through the window to snatch her... Now why don't you do something useful and contribute to lolcanns?

I completely agree with you by the way, Thrik. elmeurte it's very easy for you as a young man to take the high-and-mighty stance that they shouldn't have left their babies alone. However, they were lulled into a false sense of security, which is entirely understandable. All three of their children were also very, very heavy sleepers... nobody could have known their children better than them, and they probably knew that the children would sleep soundly through the night. After all, the two youngest children didn't wake up once during the commotion and panic that night, yet it has been proven through tests that they hadn't been drugged at all (contrary to popular belief). So, knowing that their children were heavy sleepers, they probably DID feel safe going off for a meal nearby. It would have seemed not entirely different from having dinner in your garden while the kids were asleep upstairs. Yes they made a stupid mistake, but it does irritate me slightly when people with no knowledge of raising children and with none of their own, leap atop their high horse and comment about how terrible it is that the McCann's left their children alone while they ate... with a kind of "you deserved to have your child kidnapped because you didn't watch her 24/7" attitude... I think people should be a little more considerate before they make judgements such as that. Also I think people should be more considerate before posting pictures of Kate McCann with lolcatz captions. This thread is sick.

I loved it because it was really long and pointless and had an hilariously shit and cheap offensive punchline, which is the kind of humour that really appeals to me. I know that sounds really sarcastic, but I'm being perfectly serious.

You watch Boosh? Ten million points for you

'Cos I saw this clip of it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-LBqwmDj13Q And it looks rubbish. But nothing could be as rubbish as that clip looks, so maybe it's actually like, amazing or something. Even though it looks like Britney Spears' performance at the MVAs.