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I love that, after he had fumed for ages about how he couldn't get the box open, Dan's reponse was just: "have you played Portal yet?"

!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S MY PREZANT SPAFF CAN I HAVE IT NOW. IT'S TRADITIONNNNN. Remember our tradition? Can I have a tradition now? Can we do the tradition now please? We have to do the tradition before it's too late... please let's go and tradition? We have to tradition ASAP because it's traditional to do so. I love the tradition. Can we perform the tradition now? Oh man who else is excited about presents? I'm excited about presents. Bring on the presents, I say.

I've seen trailers and things for Dr Who and it does not look awesome. I know it probably shouldn't, but lots of little things about it annoy me... Billie Piper, or the main actor's voice, for instance. Or irritating cameos by irritating people like Kylie Minogue... I love Doctor Who though, I have read tens of the (crappy) books... so maybe I am missing out. Is Dr Who any good?

That would be awesome because it'll mean I get two bonus seasons of Dexter while waiting for the third TV season!

I'm over halfway through the first book so far, it's pretty much exactly the first season scene for scene. What makes it so great is that, being told entirely from Dexter's POV, it allows you to re-experience the events of the first season entirely through Dexter's eyes. It's nice to know exactly what he's thinking every step of the way through. Yeah they are brilliant. I am super hearting them.

I know that it's probably already been mentioned about a year ago on this thread or something, but Dexter is pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to me and I totally recommend anybody who hasn't already seen it, to get it now. And also to read the books and buy the soundtrack. And listen to the soundtrack while you're reading the books.

When you come over later, I will let you read a page of my Dexter, and I will make you an Espresso but only one, because I need the rest for myself.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL :) I got a real Espresso maker, not some kind of fake Espresso maker, this thing is the real deal (I could barely sleep last night because of jitters from an Espresso overdose). I also got: some mittens, some pencils, pyjamas, all three Dexter books and more bits and pieces also. Now I am faced with a predicament... do I read the third Dexter book, and ruin the third season for myself??? Or do I watch the third season first and then read the book afterwards? I'm quite enjoying reading the first book after watching the first season... it's almost exactly the same, scene for scene, but because it's told entirely from Dexter's POV, it's like you get to revisit scenes you already saw from the series but while hearing all of Dexter's thoughts on everything that's going on around him... Oooh I don't know what to doooo....

plz, B my guest Now I'm chuffed.

I'm not stressed at all. I can't wait. All my family and Spaff's family are going to merge into one super-family. Choas and love will ensue, hopefully with a little dash of hilarity. Presents will fly everywhere and cuddles will be evenly dispersed throughout the the festive season. Whiskey and wine and port will be consumed, and nobody will be allowed to leave our house until they are 10lbs heavier than when they came in. Little sisters will get tired and cranky and sulk. Mummies will sit and discuss motherly things. Cats will try and find dark safe places to sleep, away from the grabby hands of young children. It's going to be totally awesome

Yes when he came to assess the freezer situation initially, James, he told me his life story too, and we established that we know each other through three degrees of separation. I mean obviously we know each other personally now... but before that? Three degrees. Also he has two sons and a daughter... Grace, Jack and Chris. And they all do Kung Fu. So beware. (Also that trailer is hilarious and rubbish and unexciting...)

No but bear in mind some of penises in the relentless stream of redtube porn that you manage to spend a good part of every day linking people to.

Could... someone... make a Hitler bomb smiley....

WHAT, IT DOESN'T GO DOWN WELL WHEN YOU ASK WHETHER THEY'VE JUST RAIDED A PIE FACTORY, COLDKILL?

Yeah that looks like a man, I can see it now. Man I want to have a biography published now just so that can be the cover pic...

Oh my god, my life has been ruined, Spaff just asked who the third man in that picture of me, himself and Ginger was. It was me I'm not even kidding, there are tears in my eyes. I wanted to trick people into thinking I was pretty because I posted a picture of myself after posting pictures of Britney "Monster Munch" Spears and Christina AIDSuleria, so your points of comparison were shit, but then Spaff thought I was a man and that was even AFTER he'd seen the pictures of Spears and Aeugeralia, my life is ruined I'm better off dead now. I photoshopped myself to look prettier (also so that my face is less like Kenty's, who Spaff mistook me for...) :'( (that picture looks a bit like Kate Bush now...) PS. I'm still super bored.

Ahh shit it's too late, I've gone and Britney'd it up: I'm super bored.

Christina is a dirty greasy shiny STD-ridden tramp. You were wrong to fancy either of them. EDIT: holy shit at first glance that looks like a penis. Anyway here is the face of someone you should find attractive, if you do not find the following face attractive then you are wrong and you need to change your opinion about me:

SHE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY ALL THAT PRETTY TO BEGIN WITH! This is proof that the only reason men fancied her to begin with was because she looks about ten. Shame on you, paedos. Is that the surprised look she had on her face when you were imagining showing her the special lollipop in your pants? Oh wait, no, she has mousy brown unfucked hair in this picture. Let me find one from when people actually started to fancy her, when she dyed her hair blonde: Oops this is all I can find when I search for "Britney Spears Hair"

WHO TOOK HER

Thanks, I love Zombies, and I love co-op games... this seems worth a try.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7141458.stm nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The way you said it, Dan, I expected that there had been significant advancements in the treatment of Alzheimer's. For anyone else that is excited about Dan's lies, let me summarise the links for you: 1. Information on how some scientists believe there may be a link between having a cold sore, and developing Alzheimer's. 2. Researchers are conducting what is believed to be the largest study yet of genes which cause Alzheimer's disease. 3. General information on Alzheimer's including a description of the disease and symptoms. Well done Dan. Your lies and empty promises have ruined my night.