Salka

I love the way your posts often don't really make sense, and are very poorly constructed but in an endearing way.

Jesus Christ

Seriously, fuck Britney Spears is soooo unattractive right now, in so many ways. I imagine she smells pretty fucking rank.

All is forgiven now.

It's Ginger's effing fault. Usually we sit around and natter and bitch about people we know, like you, or most of the women that Spaff has ever associated himself with. But recently he's been so preoccupied with uni work and WoW... and he's dragged Spaff into the dark bottomless WoW pit with him... so I have nobody to bitch with. And I can't jump into the bottomless WoW pit after them because they're all about 40 levels higher than my highest character. I was listening to them all making fun of how fat each others characters are in WoW yesterday, and it made me feel sad and left out.

Think about Britney's period, then look at these smileys with fresh eyes

El Vag d'Spears... hahahaha

It doesn't matter how your periods are or when they happen, it's pretty fucking easy not to show everyone your leaking vagina. You know, for a start you could stop being a trampy whore and put some fucking clothes on. She's 27 years old, I'm pretty sure she should have figured out by now what isn't a good idea to wear on your period. Everyone else fucking has. At least she's not showing her ceasarian scar this time.

holy shit, Tom Cruise totally let one rip! Man I just watched that video again and jesus christ. He doesn't mince words, eh? That video is like some kind of huge bullshit steak that has been ground right down into word Quorn mince.

No way, it's the laughter of a maniac. The only thing behind that laughter is the intent to kill everyone. Seriously, listen to it. Listen to him. I watched a whole bunch of interviews with him the other day and he's so weird and threatening and overbearing. There's one interview where he talks about how this one time, he was flying a plane and he needed to fly at some high altitude for some reason, but could only do so by turning off the oxygen in the back of the plane. So he did, without telling the annoying guy in the back that he was turning off his oxygen. And the guy was unconcious. And when he gets to this bit, Tom Cruise starts pissing himself laughing. He can barely get out the final few sentences... "he said, my hands are tingling! ha ha ha ha ha! are your hands tingling? ha ha ha ha!" It was weird and creepy. EDIT: here it is http://youtube.com/watch?v=-6qH_-0fY_Y I love Letterman's response... they both start laughing and then Letterman interjects with, "Ha ha, he wasn't getting enough oxygen to his brain! ha ha ha ha!"

Haahahaha I love you Marek

Once I ate a bunch of olives. Then I got sick. I don't think the sickness was related to the olives, but I can't describe the taste of them coming back up again. Well I guess I can: Olivey Vomit. I haven't really enjoyed olives since then.

Garry Scarff has said that he used to be an OSA operative. He has made a number of statements about the inner workings of OSA, many of which are disputed by the Church. In a sworn deposition taken between July and August of 1993 and submitted in Church of Scientology International vs. Steven Fishman and Uwe Geertz, Scarff testified, "...I was directed, one, to go to Chicago, Illinois and to murder Cynthia Kisser, Cynthia Kisser being the Executive Director of the Cult Awareness Network, by a staged car accident." The murder of Kisser did not take place and Scarff said, "I could not bring myself to harm or kill anybody."[16] Scientology attorney Kendrick Moxon has called Scarff "a liar" and Moxon also stated that "Scarff's own father says he's a scumbag." Scarff has also been accused of "flip-flopping" between the former Cult Awareness Network and Scientology, by representatives of both organizations. I love when he starts talking about how much he wants to go on holiday to romp and play, but "I can't because. I know......... I know.......... so.... you know what you know......"

Yeah scientology is in the UK. There's a church of scientology near where I used to work, right near where all the teenagers and schoolkids hang out (outside a big shopping centre). They sit outside on sunny days, trying to recruit people through free personality tests... It's weird, most churchs are open places that you can go inside and wander around. The Church of Scientology is always locked. You have to buzz to get inside at all. That feels kind of wrong somehow.

When you drive past an accident, you know as a scientologist that only YOU can help. It's my responsibility to say, you know, this is the way everyone should do things. Because that's how we do it.

AND WHY. WHY.

Other choice quotes GOOD QUESTION BET IT LOOKED REALISTIC AS FUCK GOOD POINT, PHOTOGRAPHER BASTARD IS CLEARLY GUILTY AND THE PHOTO IS A FAKE

CALM DOWN EVERYONE STOP PANICKING oh you already did Well... in that case... Beware! Do not panic again.

Please post the pic anyway. I'll let you wear MY tshirt when you come here.

You're not welcome here.

For creating a small DS homebrew demo. Should take no more than a week and you will be paid real actual money! PM me for more information, and a brief, and all kinds of wonderful magical things like that.

I love this thread. Please someone animate "Shotgun your Cock"

Available here Enjoy. Holy crap I'm so happy about this game.

We once established that Remo had registered the site and had it point to Thumbs because he had no content for it. Or something like this. If I recall correctly, it was called Bench Guys because he used to hang around on a bench with some other guys and they called themselves "the bench guys". So it's probably not as dodgy as it sounds...

(and then get the soundtrack).