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I deleted nothing, and I can see no deleted threads. Hmm.

I'm in the fucking bath and I'm not getting out just to answer the door to you, you pikey cunt Dan.

I do love you.

No idea. Dan still rings my bells though. Hang on, what did you mean by that?

They're trying to get these banned in the UK. I'm glad, because I hate them. They are a nuisance and give me a headache, and make shopping in certain areas of town very uncomfortable. I resent that I'm being targeted just because I'm 21. Anyway, I'm sure you all agree that these devices are a spastic idea and what they should actually do is to start dealing with the problem from the core, etc. But really I just wanted to draw your attention to the comments in the Have Your Say section. They are just fantastic. Check out this guy for instance. I love his thoughtful inclusion of the fire brigade in this scenario: Added: Tuesday, 12 February, 2008, 15:50 GMT 15:50 UK These mindless louts should be caught and put to hard labour or boot camp. Can the Fire brigade fit high powered water guns with high visibility paint as a deterrent. Paint that can't be washed off and must ware off taking weeks. When these yobs are then spotted by the Police they can be arrested and then dealt with at boot camps. It will sure make them think twice attacking a fire engine and crew if they know they are going to be covered in paint. Mike Charlton, Pontefract, United Kingdom Added: Tuesday, 12 February, 2008, 15:50 GMT 15:50 UK Since when have children valued adults in this country ? All I hear nowadays is feral gangs kicking adults to death. I suggest doing away with this toy whistle, and arming everyone with SA80's, just a thought it may possibly stop the little yobs !! Maggie Jones, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

I personally think that this is a good idea. I certainly feel intimidated walking past groups of children. Beth Hill, Anglesey

Thanks Eljay, that makes it pretty clear. Well that is a bit retarded then to say least, if what you say is true. There are so many people in this world with so much money, yet so little sense. It pains me because I want their money.

Why is it retarded shit? I know nothing about sound-related stuff, so I totally can't judge it. Except that $6 million and all that effort and clutter for a personal set-up jammed inbetween two bookcases seems more than a little excessive... But then, if I was really really stinking stupid rich and sound was my thing, I guess I would totally do that. But I'm not, so I'd spend my $6 million on like... a swimming pool or stables or... a red squirrel sanctuary or a huge avery or an animal haven or traveling or buy holiday homes in amazing awesome countries and buying a pet lion and starting a game development studio and funding Tim Schafer to do whatever he wants and stuff like that. $6 million, oh man, plz give me some of your cash dude

And how do I go about... acquiring this music from you? ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬

There's a distinct sexual overtone... or possibly undertone... in this thread. Who's fault is it this time? Norfolk, what is this music? I have never heard of it but I gather it must be something a bit special if you're asking around to share it... I am kinda interested now...

I'd be interested to see if anybody protests outside the doors of the Scientology church in Brighton... though it's a strange day to choose for protesting. It's hardly as though Sunday is a big religious day for Scientology as it is for Christianity for example... It's also not a big day for people actually being around to see the protests. I doubt any Scientologists will even be in or around the church on that day, in fact.... I was under the impression that Anonymous were just a bunch of hackers with not much else to do though, so I'd really be surprised if any protests or pickets took place... While I immensely dislike the church of scientology, I disagree with anonymous' method of protesting them. It's strange, weird and aggressive, and in being "anonymous" and having those silly threatening videos with the silly voiceovers, it loses any feeling of authenticity and will probably only serve to stir up some feelings of sympathy for the 'church'. I'd love to be proven wrong though, of course... but I think "anonymous" are just a group of silly kids. I mean, they can't even come up with a very good name for their group...

Holy crap! This guy is Tobias from Arrested Development. Watch the clip right to the end. I want to be friends with him because it would be like being friends with Tobias.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dZa6g6ic3ho I'm actually really rather upset that Will Arnett is no longer the voice of KITT...! However, it appears that he did most or all of the voiceovers for KITT before they changed the actor... perhaps some awesome hero-type will release a version dubbed over by Will Arnett's original acting, on the internet... Also this is him:

Thought that said "gay PARSNIPS"

I hate that option, because it then prompts you every ten minutes to restart. Especially annoying with automatic updates that prompt a restart every ten minutes, when you're in the middle of some intricate piece of work that needs your full and unbroken concentration. And I'm sure I remember being plagued with "restart now?" boxes that not only appeared every ten minutes, but also came with a 30 second countdown that, if you hadn't decided, it took the liberty of deciding for you. Greatly annoying when I just came back from a coffee break to see that Windows hadn't even actually managed to restart at all, and was only in the process of waiting for me to save everything I'd left fucking open because I was in the middle of some fucking work which is why I'd asked it not to fucking restart every ten minutes for the past five fucking hours. Just fuck off. Sorry for the rant. Yes Toblix, you are right, it is a stupid option. It fucks me off so so much.

While looking for more information on this new missing 5-year-old from the Prai de Luiz area this morning, I came across this conspiracy theory thread. To summarise what the author blabs about for ages, he thinks this image of Madeleine McCann, the last known to be taken of her, has been doctored. Why? Well, he thinks that Madeleine was killed by her parents long before they claim she went missing, and they doctored this image to prove that she was "alive" at some point on May 3rd. He completely discounts the fact that Madeleine was seen not only by everyone in their holiday party on May 3rd, but also that she was picked up from the creche later that day and was seen out in restaurants eating, etc. His reason for thinking this is that the shadows in the picture are inconsistent. Possibly because they are all sitting above a huge fucking pool of water on a sunny day. Nobody tell him that though, his brain might explode. It might be too much for him to understand. What I hate so much about him is that he refers to himself as "the author". When trying to argue his case with people he says, "The author is simply trying to..." or "The author merely wishes to..." and other such annoying things that all point to the fact that he thinks he's some kind of infallible genius. Or even that he thinks he's vaguely intelligent. Anyway, some of the replies in that thread are so absolutely astonishingly stupid. I'm going to quote this one in particular: AS IF A DOCTOR OR AN ACCOUNTANT COULD USE PHOTOSHOP EH? BUT I HEAR THAT NAME "TANNER" LOTS. THAT DEFINITELY SUGGESTS THAT SHE COULD USE PHOTOSHOP. Ughhh I hate them

Yeah but he ALMOST is! He slides under the sink! He's just a few steps away from the shower!!!

Happy Birthday, Baby T Babies are so in this season :)

HE'S HAVING A FIRE!!!!!......sale.

Camille got a magic set for Christmas. She's a bit of a Gob.

"Ffsssst! Bchhrooohh! Ha ha ha ha! YES." hahaha

Recent interview with Heath, courtesy of Perez Hilton (as always) http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-22-heath-battled-drugs#respond

... you need to get one of the clotted cream and strawberry cheesecakes. Trust me. They are delicious. It's taken a lot of self control not to gobble the whole lot in one go. I try to refrain from thinking about them too much as every time I remember they exist, I want to eat them until I vomit. They're my weakness. One day I'm going to be really fat, and Strawberry and Clotted Cream Cheesecakes are going to be the reason. I hope that pregnancy will give me weird aversions to things like strawberry and clotted cream cheesecakes, because otherwise I don't stand a chance. I hope it makes me like, yearn for carrots and peas and celery. I don't want to be fat. But instead I'll probably just yearn for celery... dipped in Strawberry and Clotted Cream Cheesecake. Is it sad that I'm sitting here eating cheesecake, and dreading the day that I am pregnant because I won't be able to stop eating cheesecakes? But it's such a good cheesecake, and right now I can just about resist it. Maybe if I adopt children, that will solve my problem. Maybe I could move to a foreign country where they don't have Sainbury's. Maybe if I ate ten cheesecakes in a row, I'd get so sick that I'd never want a cheesecake again? What if my future children eat cheesecake until they are fat? What if Spaff leaves me because I get too fat on cheesecakes? What if Spaff gets fat on cheesecake? What if we both die of obesity because we ate too much cheesecake? What if I eat all the cheesecakes when I'm pregnant... one for foetus, one for me! One for foetus, one for me! Then by seven months she is too fat to remain in my belly, suffers a premature birth, and she can't be kept alive because she's essentially just a huge cheesecake and she will become stale. Okay on second thoughts, nobody buy the strawberry and clotted cream cheesecake from Sainsbury's.

I've just received a sexy Brutal Legend tee through my mailbox. So from now on I'll be updating this thread daily, listing all the things that you can do with the excellent new Brutal Legend tees. Things You Can Do With Your Brutal Legend Tee: Part I ...Hide the fact that those jeans you wore when you were 16 don't fit you any more. The stylish length of the BL t-shirt ensures that it will cover the top button that burst against your tummy that one time you sat down too soon after eating. ...Experience love for the first time. But real love, not just the kind you share with your lover or spouse. ...Put your Double Fine buttons all over it. Put them on in any way that you please, in order to increase sexiness.

S'up nigger?