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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HARDDCORE SNOWING. That picture was taken about two hours ago, it's actually way way snowier now, everything is covered in a thick white blanket and I'm going to go to the park and build a snowman before the fucking kids get up and shit everything up BYE!

Hahaha Excellent

Where are you staying? I am broken today and don't want to go too far...

I got a new iPhoneeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know someone with experience in this matter, who you could ask for advice.

My iPhone is still fucking gone

I lost my fucking iPhone

hahahaha

The moderators don't care about ugly threads I'm afraid. Only pretty ones.

Get Pokémon and play it with me And also stay in Brighton do a PhD. Lili has been really moping since you left by the way. She's only a young girl, she has experienced her first heart (and hymen) break. She's off her food and sometimes I catch her gazing at the picture of you that Spaff keeps in his wallet. Also, come see Lazytown live on stage with me. It's not the original cast ( ) but there may be some upskirt shots. I meant cake, not upskirt shots. Silly me. Anyway even if there were upskirt shots, the actress playing Stephanie is like 20, so it wouldn't be illegal. So don't worry. This won't be put on your file, Ginger. Not that you have one. Yet. Ha ha I kid, you won't have a file. Anyway, just gonna see if Lili's internal bleeding has stopped yet. What with her constant meowing, and the crying of that girl you're storing in the attic here... what's her name? Sharon? Shannon? Sheila? Whatever... the two of them combined are driving me nuts.

Agreed.

Nobody ever, ever use this bank. They tried to charge me £400 for a 98p overdraft (which at the time the overdraft was made, was allowed on my account). This £400 charge, apparently, did not include admin fees even though that's all it fucking was. The reason my account was overdrawn in the first place was because nobody could pay me into my account because they provided me with a 9 digit long account number without explaining to me how I am supposed to take off the first digit of that number if I ever want to use it for some reason because that makes sense doesn't it. They charge £5 a day for every day you're overdrawn, as if that's going to help your financial situation. I'm totally pissed off. I got my money back but I'm closing my account with them. And I advise nobody else to ever go near this bank. No other bank, as far as I'm aware, has quite such fucking ridiculous overdraft charging policies. £5 a fucking day? Fuck off. You money-grabbing cunts. I was reading about one guy who had £1200 of nothing but "administration fees", despite not having used his account. Christ I couldn't shoot someone.

One less chav. Shame there isn't some kind of weird minority group like reserve paedos or something, which kidnap, rape and murder parents instead of children. Then all we'd have to do is put in place a proper procedure for looking after and correctly raising the orphans they leave behind into intelligent young people who will contribute to the world, even if only with their shining and pleasant personalities. Instead, Shannon Matthews may be gone, but her seven siblings plus however more her unemployed mother pumps out between now and her death from cigarette smoke-induced lung cancer will grow up and continue to pollute the world with their worthless existence. I was reading some fantastic excuse her (probably) biological father gave to the papers the other day, about how he rarely got to see her because he lived a few miles away and whenever he tried to see her, he'd run out of money or his car would break down or something. Brilliant.

Roll up, roll up. Who wants to make the greatest facebook app on earth, for Double Fine? For Tim? He loves you. You want to make him smile don't you. Do this for Tim. Would explain this a bit better but I'm really busy. If you are a l33t erm, facebook programmer, then msg me. PS you won't get paid, but Tim will love you. bye!

Ooooh okay. I thought he was wishing he could join the pain club. Which he already has. So I was confused

No, yes, but why?

What, Toblix?

Wisdom teeth are shit

Aghhh fuckery fuck. fuck. Is that a public healthcare system thing? Do not want.

That is gross and sounds like no fun at all.

Wait! I've got the perfect thing for this! Oh, come on!

I'm going to reply from iPhone now... Not cos I have anything to say, but just cos I CAN.

one of mine is awesome. the other is growing at an angle and will need to be cut out at some point. So even though I don't feel your pain yet Toblix... I will soon.

All banks are shit, but right now I honestly believe that Alliance & Leicester are the shittest. Most banks have a limit on what they can charge you for going overdrawn, which is something like £100 plus whatever you've overdrawn. Yes that's shit, but it's not as shit as getting a letter through your door one day saying that they've decided to charge you £420 plus admin fees because they're the biggest cunts and they are going to try and rape you. I can see they really value their customers. I'd like to get my hands on the guy that decided to charge £5 a day - I'd like to stab his fucking face until his skull caves in. Grrr I'm going to go play pokemon now. I wonder if we can become number 1 google result for pokemon stab. pokemon stab anyone?

I think you'll find that feeling is arousal.