Salka

I love the raw emotion of this post on Eurogamer, particularly the fact it just ends on a scream:

Really I just wanted an excuse to share this with you because she's so cute...

man I would hate for her to cry or something.

In other news I've gotten so bored since losing my job that I edited the Internet Disease guide and added photos of a girl I know to it. She is the perfect example of someone with chronic Internet Disease. Check out how far her disease has progressed using the attached image. PS none of the images have been edited by me or cropped at all, they are displayed as she uploaded them. So for instance, the cropped picture of her eyes was cropped by her, not me.

In my attempt to find inspiration to make a video to MMM WATCHA SAY with, I found this: http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhok2Dcturk

Haahahahahhaha chairman LMAO ahahahahah

THESE guys certainly DID accidentally the whole thing!!!

[20:15] Rusalka: Dude [20:15] Rusalka: I got a new CD earlier [20:15] Rusalka: and I just accidentally the whole thing [20:16] Alkan: what [20:16] Rusalka: THE WHOLE THING [20:16] Rusalka: :'( [20:16] Alkan: you did what? [20:16] Rusalka: I accidentally the entire thing [20:16] Rusalka: I'm so fucking sad [20:16] Alkan: "I accidentally the entire thing" [20:16] Alkan: make sense! [20:16] Rusalka: Ok [20:16] Rusalka: Sorry [20:17] Rusalka: Am I not being clear enough [20:17] Rusalka: I got a new CD [20:17] Rusalka: And I just fucking, [20:17] Rusalka: like some kind of massive fucking spaz idiot [20:17] Rusalka: I accidentally the entire fucking thing [20:17] Alkan: you did WHAT to it [20:17] Alkan: you DID WHAT [20:17] Alkan: seriously [20:17] Alkan: ok [20:17] Alkan: shut up [20:17] Alkan: stop saying you fucking accidently the entire thing [20:17] Alkan: its making me fucking angry [20:18] Alkan: cos right now im trying to work out why my tv remote has stopped working [20:18] Alkan: and how exactly HOW EXACTLY do you accidently the entire thing [20:18] Alkan: accidently DID WHAT [20:18] Rusalka: What bit don't you understand? [20:18] Alkan: you accidently DID WHAT [20:19] Rusalka: the entire thing [20:19] Alkan: im going back to trying to fix my tv now [20:20] Rusalka: But my CD... :'( [20:20] Rusalka: I can't believe I did that [20:20] Rusalka: what a spaz I am [20:20] Rusalka: The first time I buy a CD in ages and bah [20:21] Rusalka: whole entire thing [20:21] Alkan: well these things happen, last night i drunk too much and accidently my foot [20:21] Alkan: shit happens [20:21] Alkan: i cant believe i did it either [20:22] Alkan: i want my tv to start working again :'(:'(:'( [20:22] Alkan: this is sad [20:22] Alkan: sadness is happening right now [20:22] Rusalka: Aww [20:22] Rusalka: What did you do to it? [20:22] Alkan: nothing [20:22] Alkan: it worked yesterday and now it dont :'( [20:22] Rusalka: Once I had a TV and I accidentally the entire thing

Okay, I don't even know how I came across this. I was bored and following links on youtube and somehow came across this entire new genre of youtube video. Let me give you examples: PIKACHU RUNS WHILE I PLAY KINDA FITTING MUSIC!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09JQdp3Tqw4 SONIC DIES WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC PROFESSOR EATS A PEA WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC But this clearly wins all the prizes: BUNCHIES RUNS WHILE I PLAY FITTING MUSIC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ExoI1LFEi8 WTF!?

THE BEST

It's only day 1 of Develop Conference. So far I've been approached by two social retards within the space of one hour. Sadly I did not have my camera with me, however I will go prepared for day 2 and 3. That I did not have my camera could in fact be a good thing, as taking a picture of either social retard could have encouraged them to think I had some kind of crush on them. These type of people are easily misled.

Hahahahahaahahahaa until the very end of the story I didn't realize you were a cunt well done!

hahahah Cigol, I love the donkey punch at the end.

http://www.maxconsole.net/?mode=news&newsid=26745 Oooohooooohooooohahahahahaa!!! Uwe Boll, seriously: will you marry me? Please? I think you're a genius! I really do!!! I'm not even being sarcastic, I love you as much as I love Peter effing Molyneux.

I'm... confused. I'm sure I got home quite a lot earlier than 6am. Did we abandon you at some point? I vaguely remember accidentally walking Marek about 20 minutes past my house or something. Happy birthday Dan!

hello! hi! Thank you! I had a super birthday, I collected presents from all kinds of people and many happy things occured. :) YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I'M 22!!!! I got A book about Hergé (I'm a big Hergé fan) Lots of bath bombs and soaps ('cos I smell) Final Fantasy 9 (my favourite FF game that I lost years ago) The Far Side Gallery 1 (because it makes me laugh) Two lots of Calvin & Hobbes books (because it makes me smile) A cake (baked for me by one of my favouritest friends) And also I got a replacement iPhone for the one I lost last month, and all my friends pitched in together to get it for me... which was pretty special and awesome (but given to me last month and not actually on my birthday... I didn't lose a second iPhone fyi) I also got some birthday cards One from my mum's friend, with little jewels in it One from my aunt with little jewels on it One from my grandma with ... little jewels on it And one with a panda-looking dog on it, with my name written all squiggly and cool on the inside I also got lots of kisses but we won't go into those 'cos some of them were gross . Lots of hugs though, they were cool. I'm always up for a good hug.

I sent this to my boss - wait. I sent this to a guy I wish was my boss today. Okay sorry I'm too sad now to continue this post.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!

Ask Michael Bay???? WTF?!???

I accept your challenge!

More wonderfully stupid The Sun reader comments. This time regarding another missing girl in the UK, Shannon Matthews. The Sun are really pushing this story because I guess they got so much crap for the whole Madeleine debacle, being accused of only caring about her story because she's pretty and middle class, etc. Anyway, here are some The Sun reader comments. Enjoy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But the burning question remains: who took her. and why. why.

In answer to the timeless question, WHO TOOK HER: Fucking EVERYONE, apparently