Salka

I am proud of gay people!!!! I'm allowed to be proud of gay people too!!!

To be perfectly honest, I actually do download games like Monkey Island or DOTT. I owned all of those games when they were originally released, but over time the Disks gave up. If Monkey Island was available in stores again, though, I would buy it. Because I would rather own it than download it. I wouldn't download new games, or games that are still being sold. I didn't download Grim Fandango even though people gave me links for places to download it. I spit on those people! Like this; spit! Spit! Spit! If I don't have money to buy a new game that I really want, I'll ask for extra hours at work. On the other hand, I did download 3D studio max with the intention of learning it (but I switched to Blender anyway). I think the example of 3D studio max is a little different though. It's a product that's not really available to home users. I think in that case, even though it's still illegal to download it, it's kind of different as I only wanted to learn how to use it. If I'd have been using it for commercial purposes, that would have been different, though. Gah, I still remember there was a thread on the AGS forums about the new Broken Sword, just before it was released, and one of the first responses to the thread was something like, "I can't wait to download it!" In conclusion, I buy my games. Except really, really old ones that you can't buy any more.

Speaking of mothers and Chris Remo, my mom says you have spectacularly clean shoes, Chris. She also says; Galveston looks like Brighton, somehow, and it needs to rain on the grass in Santa Cruz. She also says she loves me more than any of you bastards, but she denies being boffed or having anything to do with Grim Fandango.

Well, I'm not going to tell you to feck off since you have good taste in Futuramas. That second picture is awe inspiring. Amazing. Wow.

I have never seen most of these movies. What a deprived childhood I have had. Also; what is with the university open day thing?! In Ireland, we go to open days in 6th (final) year, too. Which is kinda stupid because we pick our subject choices in 5th year... or as early as 4th year... and a lot of students pick subject choices on the basis of what university they want to go to. Eh? I went to University open days myself. I have to say, Trinity is one sexy building.

With a voodoo doll. But also, Thief: DS is what I will be playing tomorrow. Right now, I am destroying a nation in Civilisation III. It's my nation. And technically, I'm not the one destroying it. I might try to finish Final Fantasy X some time, but it really does annoy me.

FECK OFF!!!

Seriously, what kind of a sad mother needs help stopping her five year old daughter from buying slutty clothes? Perhaps the kind of mother that has the hots for Dr Phil.

Look, there's only 15kb difference between 1 kb and 16kb. Besides, there was 1kb something. Maybe we got an extra 1kb. I wish I had an extra 1KB now.

I do now!

Age 5 to 10?! Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Well, you may have won this time. But there will be other times. Other newbies. And will you be around to save them? You have to sleep some time... P.S. I am a billionaire and I own several houses along the west coast of America, which I rent out to Movie Stars!!!

Gasp! I remember those magazines! I used to sit up with my Mom for the whole frikkin' night, copying in code, and then it would crash and we'd have to start over!!! When I was 8, I could make yes/no answer games on the Speccy. But when I was 8 the speccy was old. Our first one had like, a massive 1kb of memory!!! P.S. I'm 80. EDIT: Chris!!! Bastard!!!

For attention. Because I am an Orphan, and I have no mother. But also, because I don't want people mistakenly believing that I choose not to participate in this thread because I am somehow offended by my non-existent mother somehow being 'boffed'. I am merely lacking a mother to be boffed. But fear not. Do not be sad for me. For Steve is like a mother to me. A very sexual mother, true... but aren't all mothers pretty sexual? I mean, I wouldn't know, as I've never had one.

The mind boggles. I don't know what a boff is and, since I am an orphan, I do not know what a mother is either. So I guess I'm not qualified to take part in this thread.

I've never owned a joystick in my life... unless one came with the Spectrum that I never used. Oh, wait. And I got a sidewinder with the PC but I gave the awkward little bastard to my brother. I did, however, break the Cassette Player for the Spectrum. I can't remember exactly... I think it was a music cassette player or something. But it was a cassette player that had something to do with the Spectrum. Wait. Game cassettes, maybe? So long ago. Anyway, our first one of them I broke by inserting sandwiches into it when I was trying to change Dizzy cassettes and got sidetracked with a sandwich. In my defence, the new cassette player was better than the old one anyway. And then I did the very same with the VCR a week later.

Exactly. Because that's what I said.

Oh yeah? And where are YOU from?

Okay, I knew what a ratchet was... But I think I saw that movie, and read that book, when I was very, very little. You'll have to forgive my limited movie, and book, knowledge; since I am from Ireland, our heads are too full of information about Potatoes, and Famine, and how to administer doses of Guinness to Cows with Colic, and things like this. Now that I know what that Emoticon is about... that reminds me... there's an episode of futurama which I believe is a parody of that movie? And book? "Time for your Medication Disks!"

I feel rich! Rich with posts!

Oh, I love scottish accents. Do you have a scottish accent? I love those. I still don't know what this... emoticon is for, but I'm going to use it because it really creeps me out. :ratchet: ... What's a 'ratchet'? P.S. Buckfast is a certain type of lager they drink in New Zealand, where they're always drinking alcohol. Buckfast is a breakfast lager, to get them started in the mornings. It's a refreshingly light, crisp taste, with a hint of mountain freshness.

Seeing as it doesn't contribute to your overall post count and all that...

Wait. I never said that. Where did I say that? What? Also; I don't think people would really post a lot of nonsense to get their post counts up, would they?

Yes, admittedly I do crave attention. In fact, I feel like attention right now. And here's how I'm going to get it; Okay, first I would like to draw attention to my post count. I think I have posted more times than five. Not that I should be proud of the fact, but if the forum is tampering with posts, what next? Poll votes? Real votes? Anyway. You guys are so gullible. First I tell you I'm jewish, and nobody questioned that even though it's pretty questionable. Then I tell you my parents died on the cross, and nobody questioned that either, probably because you knew I was lying. But Buidhean dár sluagh?! Come on, you guys! A baby would probably die if it drank that much alcohol! I can't believe you believed that stuff! It's a good thing I only do this for attention, and I'm not filming or documenting you all falling for it. Buidhean dár sluagh. Man. I bet you believed that Midgetgolf one as well...

I was born here, but in my past lives I believe I have frequented AGS, Mix n Mojo, and AG.