Salka

On a slightly off topic note, I like your signature, Finn Chris.

This is why Kingz gets my lovin' and you, Erwin, do not... (PS I have been practising those lines like crazy)

I'm all for gay pride. I'm proud for all my friends that are gay. I'm proud for gay people that manage to live in a world full of people that discriminate against them needlessly. But just because it's a colourful rainbow, jeez, you guys...

Gay pride? What are you talking about? It's a flag with a rainbow on it. I just wanted something happy in my avatar is all, and something colourful. Man, what, now you have to live in a Black and White world to stay heterosexual? Jeez. I found it in google image search. And you suck.

Like Halloween, then?

Midgetgolf!? HAAAhahaha!!! Speaking of small people, I just remembered something somewhat amusing. The drunk babies are not allowed drink milk for twenty four hours after their birthday, because the alcohol turns it sour in their stomachs. Many a mother has made their child very sick by trying to hide the Alka Seltzer in a bottle of milk. Because those cranky, hungover babies don't like Alka Seltzer. Those cranky, hungover babies don't like anything. Except more alcohol! Instead of hiding the Alka Seltzer in milk, you should mix it with a small quantity of whiskey. Not only does the whiskey mask the taste of the cure, but babies like whiskey. Seriously. If you have a baby, try giving it whiskey. Or if you're scared and/or not Irish, let it taste it off the tip of your finger. Babies love whiskey. They're little alcoholics. Which may be because in Ireland, we use Guinness to cure Colic in babies, and rum as a painkiller when they get cuts/bruises. There's an episode of Father Ted where the nun is trying to find a home for an orphan and she lets Ted look after the baby orphan for a while, and Ted has to give her a birthday party and decides to put the Alka Seltzer in the guinness to kill two birds with one stone, and the baby starts throwing up everywhere, baby-style. And then Bishop Brennan comes to stay. Anyway. Tell me more about this Hollish 'Midgetgolf' tradition!

Wait... you sound like you have a fake foreign accent? ...What? ....??? But...

No tradition is better than cranky, drunk babies. Or babies with a hangover. And you ever tried feeding a baby Alka Seltzer?

That reminds me... Mommy said S&M started the World War. Which makes me think... how does my Mommy know what S&M is, anyway? That's gross.

Yes, yes; that one.... By the way, I think we should get to know each other better. I've heard that INS quiz can be pretty harsh. Don't worry, I'll do all the talking. You just nod and agree with everything I say.

So.... 'Spafford'? Where's that from?

...Oh... Oh, I get it.... And that smiley is really, really disturbing.

Speaking of which, I converted a turtle the other day. To athiesm. Remo, I have no idea what you are talking about. I know there is a joke or something there, somewhere. But I have a very, very bad headache and I just... I just... I keep looking and looking and... and.. I see.... ...I see your new signature. His name is really 'Spafford'?

Wait... Uh... EDIT: My head hurts so bad.

Mexicans, Aliens... I think the journalist just got a little confused.

Everything is politically incorrect nowadays.