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To all people living outside the UK and Ireland that have not witnessed the sheer horror of these ads, I shall explain; Elephant dot co dot UK!!! Elephant dot co dot UK!!! Elephant dot co dot UK!!! Elephant dot co dot UK!!! Elephant dot co dot UK!!! Elephant dot co dot UK!!! Elephant dot co dot UK!!! That's Elephant dot co dot UK!!!

Out of interest, what do you think are the expenses involved in the creation of a video game such as, say... Halo?

Nudge. Wink wink. Nudge.

Is the TV particularly enticing to burglars? Also; Windows XP came bundled with my PC. Woohoo! Also also; don't ever use the word 'acumen' again, sam!

I'm not 'so anti or pro' anything. I just think it's a bad excuse to justify downloading products from a company because you don't like it, and not doing it to other companies because you DO like them. I don't know whether you ever thought of this, but Microsoft employs people, and their jobs depend on the sale of those products. I'm not saying I hate the guy or anything. I'm just saying his excuse sucks. At least he can admit he is stealing the software. My best friend worked at Gamestop until about yesterday, when she was laid off because there isn't enough business. It's the main Game Outlet in Waterford. Jesus Christ, I went into a Gamestop in Dublin and asked if I could order in Grim Fandango, and the guy said he could give me a copy of it. Wtf?!

Goddamn shabby Microsoft products!!! No, I got an e-mail from a couple people like that. It's not me. I think I got one from myself like that as well. Bleh.

I spy... Grim Fandango... The Brooklyn Bridge... Star Wars Stuff... The very same staple gun I have... Daffodils... PRINGLES!!! Three computers... Drugs.

Also, to what Erwin just before; I agree. I hear so many people bitching about Microsoft because of security flaws in their software. Well, if somebody breaks through the windows of your house, and steals your TV, do you blame the builder? I think you would blame the person that broke your goddamn windows and stole your TV. Windows?!??? GET IT!?????

Doesn't make a difference. He's still choosing to download that software because he doesn't like the company. Microsoft provide good products and I'm sure, at some stage, EA will provide a good game... and people have to work on those products. I don't care that he downloads Microsoft or EA software. It doesn't bother me because I have no particular attachment to the companies. But it is kinda a bad excuse to justify downloading software because you don't like the company.

Well I was half right. It's a bridge. Yes, Elephant.co.uk has the worst ad ever.

I see... the Golden Gate bridge? And the rest of the things in your room, of course. I see them, too.

It is funny you should ask Erwin, because guys I go out with seem to have weird attachments to their beards and, while I would sometimes rather them not have beards, it's still sexy as hell. Then again, it makes guys look older. And I look young for my age. Even though I was the same age as this one guy, people always thought he was five or six years older than me. And I got really tired of that. In conclusion; the advantages of beards far, far outweigh the disadvantages from a female point of view. EDIT: Of course, if you have a beard, your girlfriend might not like making out with you quite as much, if she has sensitive skin or is made of a light, fluffy, easily irritated material. But that would probably be made up for in other ways.

How has Microsoft and EA devoured creativity? Hm? If I decide tomorrow that Double Fine have devoured creativity, does that mean I can download Psychonauts when it comes out?

Hey, you guys! Don't stop talking about sexy, many things on account of me being here. In fact, I'm not even here any more. I have to go to work now. So you're safe. Safe to talk about sexy man things.

Sim City 2004, man! Get with the times.

Kolzig lives in Sim City!

I like the name Jake. Don't listen to those bastards. The name 'Jake' is sexy and manly. Man, I never noticed how sexy you were before, Jake! Jaykel is just a Jake wannabe. Bastards!!!

Yes, Jake. Jake!? Wtf!??? That name sounds like 'Rake'! Or, if you spell Jake backwards, it says Ekaj. Wtomfgf is an Ekaj?! Do you even know what the hell an Ekaj is, Jake? Or are you just throwing all your thoughts to the wind???! Wituhfuh???!

Wow! I'm eavesdropping on a manly conversation. Sexy! Also; Erwin, hair on your legs, among other things, is finer and less coarse than the hair on your face. (Provided you are a man).

Oh. That guy is a damn liar! Well, I guess I am happy for you, that your face is not in hideous pain a lot.

Yes, it just grows like that. I heard it's hideously painful to shave your face. I wouldn't know as I'm a non german female. Is that why guys grow beards? Why do guys grow beards? Chris? Stevan? Why do you do that?

Deadworm is just a wronghead. I don't think Ben uses razors. I think he waxes. His face. Yeah. Like Lara Croft.

I just noticed that the Idle Forums banner seems to be a destruction scene of... San Francisco??? Just as it was loading up, I think I briefly saw the Golden Gate in ruins behind the flag thingy? Only I didn't think they had buildings that high in San Francisco, so... Am I right? Do I win a prize? Tell me more about the Idle Forums banner!!! Where is it from? Looks kinda BASSy.

Huz, The answer you seek is in her mouth. Lots of love, Yufster.

Yeah, ha ha, you two suck. We live next to oceans because we're cooler than you.