Intrepid Homoludens

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That was me in past correcting the Kingz.

Half-Life had the same effect on me - loved the experience but wasn't interested in replaying the whole long thing. But Splinter Cell and Max Payne 2, replayed these again and enjoyed them. I can't ever fathom how some adventure gamers claim to love replaying, say, The Longest Journey. WhyTF would you wanna subject yourself to that moronic ducky+pliers+glove+tampon puzzle over and over? Especially when you already know the solution? Story? puh-LEEZ, you already know what happens, the only excuse left is that of sentiment, and I find that to be a crock of bs. Just an excuse to avoid better replayability titles like Beyond Good & Evil, or Windwaker.

He was Belgian.

Lucky you.

WTF, we don't provide guests with slippers?

Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Okay, okay, here's a REAL brownie!!

Is NOT! Don't listen to him, Chris!

Yes you did, and here's your brownie:

Boooooo!

Thanks, Erk. Just read the intro and first page after. Will chomp more down later.

As much as you may hate to admit it, Kingz, you need this, and if you try to bite my head off in the act I'll freaking castrate you: Kingzlebub Trep

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Teh best sIg mateRIal yEt!!

Oh, I dunno about that. Yufstah, whatchoo you think?

Dammit, someone PLEEEZ find another Kingz-shaped cattle prod?!!

By the time the game comes out there should be a few reviews enough to make a modicum of an ecucated decision to get or not.

Still might not sell, though: - Ron Gilbert as interviewed by Rebell.at

Chemical whore.

Like every single 2D background, and that rubby ducky, for instance.

Well, I just finished the 8 pages of review from IGN. I'm suspecting the reviewer got an early copy or something, because he mentions many things that could be construed as hidden deep in the game, as well as detailed gameplay mechanics and hero customization. Read it yourself and decide.

Stupid satellite Internet! My brother-in-law, being the immature jack-ass that he is (tho I still love him), refused to let another cable service guy in to fix the problem we'd been having. Instead, he spent $600 on a new Internet satellite dish, another $100 for a couple guys to install it on the roof, and then upwards of $60 a month for the service. And now I'm stuck with a gawddamn bandwidth cap! I can't play online games anymore, and now have to use a download manager for getting game demos (I used to wait only 30 min. or less with DSL or cable). On top of that the connection is sometimes interrupted by severe thunderstorms. Do not ever get satellite service if you can help it. And now he's paying even MORE money for only Internet satellite, when he was paying a mere $50 monthly for both cable Internet AND premium cable t.v. service. I got into a discussion with him about this, but he refused to listen. He thought he was gonna save money. Has it always been by default that in-laws are stupid?

Bitch. Hate you.

Because the way you're going about it, you'd get your ass kicked in the adventure gaming community, like I had mine kicked.