Intrepid Homoludens

That is one of the worst things anyone can do. Relationships are volatile by their very nature. Never, ever have a lover's name or whatever inked on you, you'll regret it later even if the relationship lasts. There are exceptions, but they're rare. Such as if the relationship changes and there is no bad blood between you and your former love, and it ends in a bittersweet, amicable way. That way, the tattoo would symbolize one of the very best times of your life, and you should value that. But many times love ends badly, and you just want to get rid of its souvenirs. And this whole 'trend' of laser removal is ridiculous. It defeats the purpose of tattoos, which is supposed to have very deep, emotional, and lasting significance to their owners. BAH! After years and years of living, I finally realized what tattoo I want to get, and I will get it (soon as I can afford it). And this tattoo I know I will always cherish and never, ever want removed, because its meaning will be dear to me for the rest of my miserable little life. I want it on the inside of my wrist, where I can always see it and it'll inspire me each and every time. Oops, I forgot. Love your stars, Emma. Twinkle forever, baby, you're worth it.

Ingrate. You should laugh, do you not know who Francis ***** is? Plebeian.

That and your obsessive compulsive disorder avatar, kingz.

"MuhahHAAa - I'm impeccable to the kingz-shaped *****...."

Wow. Kingz, you are teh supreme g0d of pr0n!!! I never thought I'd see t3h day when Francis ***** would have his very own smiley!!

A big hot wet ***** orgy of eating *****. Hey wormsie, d'you hear that?!!

I can't look at it for too long because I'm afraid it might have erotic repurcussions. Which is disturbing unto itself. I never thought a man perpetually wiping his face would do that to me. Kingz, you and your erotic perpetual face wiping self avatar! And keep your ***** hands off my *****!

Well, get it up then!! ......erm, the site, I mean. Yeah, that's it. See, we want some good content from you and your *****. And we can't take your claims of being ***** unless you have the big hot juicy ***** to prove it.

So that explains why you bathe in tuna oil. Is it hot? I mean, really hot? I only want to eat your ***** if it's nice and hot. :9~

Will they work if you hadn't won them?

Mmmm. Emo, is your ***** really that *****?

When Tom of Finland was finally done eating Ivana's *****, he stumbled out from her house, exhausted and spent yet satisfied. He decided to walk a bit through the woods, and not too long on the path he heard some strange sounds and giggling. When he went to investigate he saw a buxom young woman presenting her ***** to a strapping young man, who said, "Oh my, I do believe I will find your ***** to be *****." Tom, suddenly refilled with uncontrollable desire for this woman's ***** and the young man's heartily posed ***** comment, emerged from behind a tree. "Fair woman, I have *****-ed my share of *****, but your ***** looks to be the most succulent of all. And you, young sir, can only be the best partner to share her ***** with me. If you will allow me, this could be quite a ***** affair." So the buxom young woman was delighted and let the strapping young man share her ***** with Tom, and all three had quite a ***** time. The end.

Not til he gets a hairstyle and shave.

Umm....how am I supposed to react to Kingz perpetually wiping his face?

Heh, wot the hell! After playing Fable (where you can spend hours just farting and shouting 'Shit!' at villagers) I'm wanting for more raw British humour, so I'll eventually pick this title up. You Brits are a charming bunch of crass arses, you be. And the guys are pretty cute, too. Mmmph. EDIT: Hey wait!! Isn't there a demo out now for it?!

So now he can play with himself all he wants with no fear.

Tom of Finland went to visit his comely female friend Ivana. When she answered the door she invited him into her kitchen where she offer him her ***** *****. He took one look and said, "I have to confess, Ivana, I've always been wanting your *****." Ivana blushed and replied, "Well, I was always hoping you'd ***** my *****." So they both had *****. It was so ***** that they had another helping. And another. And another, until the ***** was all gone. And everything was simply *****. The end.

Jeezus Cripeys, get some fooking sleep will ya? And go shower! Even the flies are staying away!

Suit yourself. It's good stuff. Me, I prefer to educate myself.

You guys are evil.

EIW!! My first grade catholic nun teacher said that you'll go blind doing that!!

(((((Chris))))))

Huh? I just changed my avatar. You like my scary poozie?

I could definitely do something much sexier with your hair, Rusalka. Just thought I'd point that out.