Intrepid Homoludens

Sooooo.....you playing it yet? Do kiss & tell!

Mmm, marital life on a yacht. Romantic. :9~

And Vermont.

(((((shbazjinkens))))) I'd marry you, but you're not my type.

Hey, watch it, breeder!

Yes! A new excuse to get pissed have a cocktail!

Click for large. Hero renown name: Piemaster. I bought this name for him because it was the cheapest out of all the available ones, and I got sick and tired of people calling him Chicken Chaser. Besides, all the other available names were boring, typical RPG titles like Ranger and Malificous . Behaviour: Piemaster is very mischievous, quirky, edgy, unpredictable, yet lovable in the end. He is rather disturbing but respected by, and even amusing to, everyone. He has a tendency to sneer at people and then laugh afterwards, and likes to flirt with both women and men. He loves going back to the village occasionally to visit the schoolkids and flirt with their male teacher. To relieve boredom in between battles and quests, he entertains himself by farting and belching in the woods, and punching the occasional traveller who happens to laugh at him or call him Chicken Chaser. He loves eating red meat, pies, and fruits, and hates Crunchy Chicks and fish, but will only eat them if there is nothing else available to replenish his health. He really hates Crunchy Chicks. Skills status progress: Piemaster has decided to focus on melee weapons like the sword and mace, alternating with liberal uses of magic. Because of this he is gradually developing his musculature, but because he's still early in his heroism it'll be a bit before we see him really beefed up. At this moment his arms and shoulders are thickening. Using a lot of magic spells will inevitably see him aging a bit prematurely. As far as upgrading he's leaning much on strength and toughness, with a healthy dose of 'will' (magic). However he needs some help in his people skills like trading, and perhaps some thieving. Alignment: Being ultimately good hearted, Piemaster may look menacing, but under all that he's truly sweet. However, no halos or angelic glow for him, he likes his tattoos and dark clothing. He likes saying hello to the villagers, but will steal from their houses just to have some fun (and instant cash). He has killed one or two civilians, but it was only by accident, honest! Appearance: Piemaster has a decidedly very edgy but sexy look. He has tattoos on his face and arms, and a giant griffin inked on his chest - very pretty. To show these off he usually goes shirtless, wearing darkest pants, boots, and gloves, which often scares people. So far he sports a clean shaven face and a mohawk but will probably go back to being bald soon if no other cool hairstyle card is found. Unfortunately, because it's on Xbox I can't take screenshots of Piemaster. Okay, whoever is playing Fable now, share your hero's progress!! I'll post further progress the deeper I get into the game. Right now I'm in at just over 6 hours. 8-)

Meh, he's right. Once the story proper ends you really do have nothing more to do, at least in a substantial sense. You can go around and waste balverines and hobbes, get drunk with villagers, play landlord and polygamist, have endless sex with your spouse, pillage and steal, give the finger to everyone, whatever. It's just that, nothing more. Too bad the game didn't come with a random mission generator. But Oy! wot about them graphics, eh?

Ooh, Arseface Nick. Just wait til you marry that bitch Lady Grey. Inevitable, but do yourself a favour after and have her 'accidentally hacked to death' by the guards. You won't miss her. Trust me, the skanky tart is high maintenance. You're better off with a local barwench (or 'dude') from Oakvale or Bowerstone South, they're more lovey dovey. And stay away from too much beer, believe me, a fat fukcer of a hero is no pretty sight. Come ON!!! [does *bad alignment* pelvic thrust]

[ ] Congratulations, Kingzelbub. You have just been added to the CIA list based on this query alone. [ / ]

Damn you, woman, you should have telepathically contacted me, I could have astral projected to you. Not often a train goes across long stretches of water.

Especially with you perpetually wiping your face. I guess that stain hasn't come off, eh?

It's just like a dream. Erkki

< changes his name from Trep to Temptation >

For some strange obscure reason I find that quite unsurprising.

Um, you're bored, aren't you? Go play a game.

So the violence is gratuitous, then. How original.

AWWWWW!!!

Um, that dog is not looking up with its eyes. If fact, its eyes are closed!

I don't want to think about it, okay?

Trep: "Hullo? Hullo? I want to speak to Rusalka, please." Operator: "Rusalka? Which department is that, sir? I can transfer you to him." Trep: "It's a 'her.' And I don't know which department. She just stated that she gives good service and to call her." Operator: "What? I'm sorry, sir, but we are not that kind of business. Now, if you just tell me which department you want I can --" Trep: "I told you already. I want Rusalka. She claims she gives good --" Operator: "Sir, I have no idea what you're after, nor do I want to know. This is a computer store, not a -- " Trep: "I know that, M'AM. Just transfer me to Rusalka, she knows exactly what to give me." Operator: "Sir, that is just disgusting! If you don't stop this right now I shall be forced to have this call traced."

You mean can their eyes kinda roll up? I never noticed. My guess is no, so they crane up their necks instead. Any expects here? Jackal, are you able to do it?

Goody! Glad you resolved your dilemma, Yuf Yuf!

Yufster: " " Customer: "Excuse me?" Yufster: "I'm sorry, sir, we're about to close."

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