Intrepid Homoludens

They better be warm, soft and chewy. I hate crispy cookies. He knows about you, hon. And he's very happy that you finally came out !!

My favourite drug.

I need to warm up first before I see you.

Frolic freely? With you, Kingz? Um........ ........I'll think about it.

I wish I could just fly to Naples right now. The damn queer drama queen just had to murder some poor bastard to merely get out of fooking Rome - and out of the annoyances of Michelangelo and those other rockstars - to seriously get to work. He could have simply taken a holiday. Why the hell do they always have to take the hard path? Stupid bitch. The Bounty of Caravaggio's Glorious Exile The New York Times, December 12, 2004

But I'd still go for you, wormsie.

I hate people who lack the talent to work the subtleties of the language.

I'm busy with something else.

Awwww, he's zooooo keeeeYOOT!! He's one of the very, very few whom I don't mind giving the finger.

P.S. - I love you, Duncan.

Okay, obviously you guys don't do this correctly. Duncan, don't ever pre-order any game unless you know you'll die if you can't get your greedy claws on it the day it comes out (backed up by a thorough examination by your doctor and no less than three psychiatrists). For one thing, pre-orders are never guaranteed to arrive on the day of launch, there are factors such as the publisher delaying the game, supply shortage, and others. Don't be so stupid as to try to be the first brat on the cyber block to get the damn game, what exactly are you to gain from that, tell me? You know you can always wait a day or two (a week or so for mega games like Halo 2), patience pays off, and it makes you look more mature and dignified to your friends . I waited at least a week for Half-Life 2 and, installing it, I never had to go through the crap the day it came out due to the overload of people in Steam. If you do decide that you're a shamelessly desperate craven and pre-order anyway, ask to see the pre-order terms in written form that you can take home with you. Ask the sales clerk who helped you his name, make sure he understands the terms himself, and point out other special offers included (like that free SoT). Save all your receipts. Evidently you yourself failed to know that you're entitled to that free game the day you placed your pre-order. It's as much your fault as it was that dumb sales clerk. Welcome to the Thumb.

Interior Designer. 'Decorator' is an outdated term. And Interior Architect screws around with the actual structure of the building and is more involved with renovations and such.

BTW, I thought it was so damn perfect and rather poignant how Barney was the one to chuck the now legendary crowbar at Gordon. Almost brought a tear to mine eye. Awwww....

Okay, I finally managed to grab my very own copy. I got the Gordon box; spent several minutes at BestBuy trying to decide on him or Alyx, they're both cute, but settled on Gordon 'cause his green eyes looked so damn vulnerable and enticing . Um, what I can say that everyone else here already hasn't? It's exactly what I expected all this time. It's good, that's all I can say. Marvelous. Engrossing. Deep.

Will someone please call security?

Big fish, small pond. Get it?

Wot the fuck is this? The fucking 90s????!!! I thought PC went out of fashion yaaaahrs ago?!! *ahem* Hey, Rusalka, I seriously hope you're saving all these awesome long ranting yet poignant posts of yours because, aside from the fact that I feel for you, they are incredibly fun to read. You need to check out some stuff from David Sedaris to see where I'm coming from. George Herbert once said "Living well is the best revenge," so get your memoirs published, make a shitload of money and be famous, then publicly humiliate your boss some time later by mentioning in interviews that you wouldn't be where you are as a fabulous writer and celebrity if it hadn't been for the fact that he was the finest cvnt in the world.

No shit, jaf.

You can eat Jesus?!!! Oh man, that changes just about.......EVERYTHING!!

Yes, he babies.

Yep.

Well, at least we got the worm distracted by the weather instead of by Erwin.

Tanuk: "Hey, baby, wanna come up and see my...... ..... shirt folding technique?" Beautiful supermodel babe thingie: " "

Bitch, step in line. [waits for Rusalka's wrath.]