Intrepid Homoludens

That guy's fooked up. No one can predict a disaster that far off, much less down to the month. Moron. Someone should kick him in the teeth.

Okay, Kingz, be nice. Not all ports play well with pads only, and some ports play better with pads than with mouse/keyboard setup, depending on individual preferences. With the PoP:TSoT demo I had absolutely no problems with the mouse/keyboard setup after I reconfigured it for myself. Same with Silent Hill 2 and Beyond Good & Evil.

I'd rather not, thank you.

We gay guys have good taste, don't we?

Oh. You're a bachelor. Okay.

It's ultimately about Yufster's sex life.

You're just jealous, Miss-I-Am-From-Freaking-Atlantis-Therefore-I-Am-Superior.

What would Chris Remo have to do with sex?

And you want to know what it was like, right? Sorry, that's between me and......yeah.

Really? So I was doing the wrong thing all along?

Crap, I'm still playing it! It's good, it's good! It's just that I haven't been in that elegantly deadly sexy Hitman mood in weeks. It's like sushi, I love it but I have to crave it. Left off at the start of the Hidden Valley mission (Hiayamoto Sr.). I too prefer the Silent Assassin rating.

Yep, gotta watch out for those pesky whatnots.

I'm glad then that most girls are abnormal, otherwise incest would run rampant worldwide.

So, um, Rusalka, how is that journal style memoir you're writing which, when published, will make you millions of dollars and make your prick boss who forced you to work on Christmas resent you for the rest of his mediocre, unfamous life? You gonna keep wasting your talent on these forums?

A moron who writes to engaging effect.

Sedaris Returns as Crumpet the Elf on NPR NPR.org audio file (WinMP player friendly) Yufster, you do know you're wasting your writer talents on this forum when instead you should be working on a journal style memoir to be published later on when you have enough material, don't you? More related reading suggestions: Florence King, Fran Leibovitz, Woody Allen, Irma Bombeck.

Jeezus Kreist!! This whole fooking thing is fooking so high fooking maintenance!! We're spending FAR MORE TIME screwing around with the game than actually playing and enjoying it!

Yeah, you Californians are pathetic drivers in bad weather!

Probably old enough to kick yer ass.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

WTF! You sonuvabitch, Kingz! You stole our fucking snow! We're dry here in the Midfuckingwest!!

OMFG, I'm hurting from laughing! You just have to listen to this: Sedaris Returns as Crumpet the Elf on NPR NPR.org audio file (WinMP player friendly) Merry Christmas again!

Just send it me and I'll keep it 'safe' for the next 2 months or so. Don't mind it coming back to you unwrapped.

You can always send it to me. I'm sure I'll find some use for it.