Intrepid Homoludens

I know just the right antidote for your insomnia. < picks up cell phone and dials 1-900-WORMSTUD >

Oh, so you mean to say that in your ideal world you'd be banned?

Aren't you 48 years old?

Um.....everything?

You dumbass, what are you implying?

Man, is she desperate or what?

You mean this?

Yufster is 48? Hmmm.....that changes everything, doesn't it?

Is this spelling error also for dramatic effect?

You're only as good as your last reputation.

"Sometimes science advances faster than it should." - Jenny Holzer, artist, from her Truisms series

Oh puh-LEEZ! As if you don't already know her by now.

Rodi's grammar sucks. There.

You are in my deepest, darkest fantasies. Chris merely has my gratitude. Happy?

They're back? OMG!!! They're back! They're f:eyebrow::chaste:king back!! Thank you, Chris!!! I'm sorry I said all those bad things about you!! I was..... , you know? I missed those smileys sooooo much!

Audience:

No Moos, she only gets paid a quarter once.

Neck or no, I was those gorgeous smileys back!

"I'm not living in the real world, I'm not living in the real world, I'm not living in the real world, No more, No more, No more...." - Blondie

Your throat must be well coiffed afterwards.

Same here at Central Standard Time. 'Cept there was no fooking champagne in the house to drink. Or any other liquor for that matter.

Um, Happy New Year to most of Europe! Or something.

So it's Chris who fooked around and robbed us of the two most potent smileys ever? Chris, if that was you, you suck. I don't like you much any more. You have a primitive sense of humour for that.

You can't. Kingz announced that she's too much of a moron to write any to publish, and I've made it a personal crusade to insult and harass her at every turn until she does work on it. And I think she's a moron.

YES!!!! Kingz, remind me to fly down to Galvestench to give you a hot wet French kiss once the smileys are returned safe and sound!!* * Fuck you to the jealous worm!