Intrepid Homoludens

Man at bar: "Ooooh god, woman! Just looking at you.... Can't wait til we turn the lights out and.... You ever feed horses in the pitch black dark? 'Cause I bet you're kinky enough to do that. So um, c'mon, let's see what you do with my.....nettles, late at night when it's nice and dark out..." Yufster:

Man at bar: "Baby, you know what you do to me, don't you? Make my nettles all excited and bristly. C'mon, let's go somewhere more.....private?" Yufster:

Man at bar: "So, um.....what's your name, babe? You wanna come over and see my.....nettles?" Yufster:

Feel free to print this out and stick on the ceiling right above your bed.

o god.

(Damn, I'm good!)

Cool art, Moos Jake!!!

Yes, please. I am getting aroused.

Are you an adbot?

Oh no it won't.

You wouldn't have wanted to know Ayn Rand. Trust me.

That's post next generation, you venal isolated imp! As far as I know and am current with, it's slated for release on PC and Xbox. No official announcement thus far on the contrary. We'll definitely hear of it otherwise.

You smelled Yufster's dyke sweat dripping chest hairs all the way from there?!!

"I'm Mister Burns, blah blah blah! Do this! Do that! Blah, blah, blah!"

Your soul, my dear.

Um, I think Chris is right.

I love KOTOR and Fable!! Can I meet your girlfriend?

OMG, everyone!! I do believe we're witnessing some microscopic signs of evolutionary progress here!! There's hope for her after all!! Thumb community:

So? That's how I interpreted them. They feel homoerotic to me.

Tell me about it.

Have you heard 'Autobahn'? So pretty. I'm listening to 'Computerlove' right now, btw..... "Another lonely night, lonely night Stare at the t.v. screen, t.v. screen I don't know what to do, what to do I need a rendezvous, rendezvous Computerlove.... I call this number, call this number For a data date, data date I don't know what to do, what to do I need a rendezvous, rendezvous Computerlove...." Who would have thought they'd predate Internet romance, online pr0n, and chatrooms by two decades?

Careful, Steeeeevan. Sometimes silly lyrics are just silly lyrics. I love 'Tour de France', so homoerotic with the panting sounds. I like also 'Autobahn' and the club remake of 'Computerlove'. Damn, obliquely attractive German nerds with synthesizers and a sense of rythm!! Arguably the grandfathers of Techno. "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator....."

Look who's talking. *ahem* I agree. They need a makeover and a foundation renovation.