Intrepid Homoludens

How the hell do I play the game in offline mode? P.S. - Kingz, you bastard! Clean out your stupid PM box and check your email!

Shit man, you look good. Reached the pherapod level. What do ant lions eat anyway?

I don't want Mr. Oregon trying to chat me up tonight (even though I miss the hunky bastard).

Thanks. No, I have the storebought version.

Thanks. That you in your av? Looks sexy.

Hmmm, I'm trying to think how that ugly blue would look less ugly and insulting. I know! Make the t-shirt skinny fitting and tear the sleeves off, and wear it with some brilliantly leaf green army cargo fatigue pants thingy and some really fucked up old Doc Martens. Oh, and the outfit I just described above should only be worn by Stella Tennant.

Man, that is one ugly shade of blue if I ever saw one. And I have a background in fashion design and styling. Actually, that is similar to the shade of blue of that Alexander McQueen couture gown Scarlet Johansen wore to the Oscars last year, and she looked downright heavenly and fuckable in it. Erm, yeah, go for it, Spaffstud. Whatever you want, baby.

Wouldn't it be funny if God actually listened and acted whenever you said that? Rodi: "Bitch." Trep "Oh yeah? Well.......Goddamn you!!" Rodi: Erm, okay, man. Okay. < slowly backs away and calls the men in white jackets to come take Rodi away >

Or go into a gay chatroom, meet 2-3 horny guys who live within 10 miles of that address, get 'em hot n bothered, then tell 'em you want to have a gangbang style orgy, will they come over right away and you'll supply the crystal meth, and tell them to drive to: 151 stonefence ct, aurora il.

So just rub it harder. Harder. Harder!! Oh, Uuuuunnnhh.... god, HAAAAARRRDDDERRRR!!!! Yeah, I got disappointed in ladies, too. So I turned to men. wormsie:

I thought that scene was.....cut......from the full game. Audience:

It means it'll break easily.

That's disgusting! You know, I should just pay Anna Nicole Smith to personally fly to you and smother you to death with her big fat bazookas. * Um, it's called a 'golden shower'.

That's a goodlooking Volvo, too. I always thought Forest Green looked great only on Volvos. And Mini Coopers.

I never did get into water sports. The water does far more inconvenience than anything. I prefer to shower after the act.

But water does not make good lube.

It's so very easy to figure out Americans' political stances by the kinds of cars they drive. If you venture into the more rural parts of America you'll notice most of the vehicles tend to be domestic makes - Ford, Chevrolet, Chrysler, etc. These tend to be people who vote conservatively, are aggressively patriotic (as much for American 'values' as for American corporations and industry) and care less for issues like Kyoto and global warming and the rise of AIDS in China. Head into the American suburbs and many of the vehicles tend to be SUVs and a mixture domestic and foreign makes (mostly Japanese). These are family oriented lifestyles that favour political parties more in tune with issues like abortion, schools and education programs, and environmental causes and recycling. These people want more value for their money, and prefer a balance of conscientious living and consumerism. Go into the cities and you'll find the most mix of cars. Many of them will be foreign made, from Europe and Japan, and mostly SUVs, sedans, and sports models. These are the affluent Americans comprised of young couples with 1-2 kids, or single professionals. They have more disposable income and tend to be more sophisticated, status aware consumers. Many of them have a more liberal political stand and favour such issues as gay and lesbian rights, pro-choice, and humanitarian interests. In the ethnic neighbourhoods you'll see an idiosyncratic mix of foreign (mostly Japanese) and domestic made cars, mostly sedans. These people tend to have larger families and are most concerned with local issues in their own community and vote for leaders whose actions affect them directly. I dunno why I started analysing cars this way. Anyway, yeah. Many American cars suck. But there are some that aren't so bad.

Shit, girl, are you just trying to be funny? I was rather enjoying reading this more serious discussion, then you basically fucked it up by asking a stupid question like that.

Happy birthday, you big hot egotistical bastard! Um, I'm not going to your pub unless they do tequila shots.

Erkki, wormsie confessed to me that he wants to French kiss you.

At least he never masturbated to pr0n on your computer and left the used towel on the keyboard.

Reatarded?

So you're saying lailoken is too dumb to play those kinds of games. Okay.

Whoah, hold a sec. Did you do your research to reach this conclusion? I agree with you, but do some homework and find out more that needs to be found. AFAIK, the story ended the way it did based on an expectation of a sequel, which we all know will not be made. As per how the game was marketed, do some probing and see what you come up with. Most of the admirers believe its release was badly timed, and that Ubisoft did a horrible job marketing it. But aside from all that, I believe the game was of a very high quality, among the best I've evere experienced. It did receive high critical praise from many reviewers.

WHAT THE FUCK did they do to him?!!!! Goddammit, he looks uglier than Vin Diesel!!!! Where's that beautiful strong jawline? Where's his subtle lips? He looks like.......HE LOOKS SO FUCKING WRONG!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Ubisoft's gonna fucking pay for this!!!