Moosferatu

Hey, did you guys see the interview with Christopher Hitchens on The Daily Show (it's up on the website)? He claims to almost have been scratched by Mother Teresa and spanked by Margaret Thatcher. He doesn't tell the stories though. Pity.

"Well, I had just seen the Usual Suspects, and I loved that crazy Hungarian burn victim guy who is all bandaged up in bed, yelling "Kaiser Soze! Kaiser Soze!" So I told our voice producer that his voice should sound just like that guy, because it was creepy. And it turns out that very same actor from the Usual Suspects had just done some work for Lucas (I think he was the cut-in-half jedi from Jedi Knight. Or else the big-head-growth guy). So we actually got the actual actor himself, and he did Toto's voice. So... that's why." --Tim Schafer

Metalmickey, which Dark Alliance game do you think is better?

You only get paid once a quarter?

I remember that pic. I think it's the first one he put up on AGers for that collage thing. Kingz, didn't you go on about him not having a neck?

More fun here, though I'm probably the last person on the internet to see that stuff. Yeah, I just found it today.

Now, I don't want to point a finger or anything, but the avatars did switch back shortly after Chris signed on.

ew

ah, I understand now. I didn't realize he was from HL2.

Out of curiosity, what's wrong with Jean Reno?

Is that better? Feel free to post your own avatar designs if you really don't like mine. I'll consider using them. [edit]heh, maybe I'll bring back Lili.

Wait, you can see the cats? Why can't I see the cats? Dude, sorry to hear about your cat. That really sucks. I'll change.

hmm... I changed but nothing seemed to happen.

I keep on confusing you with Jake. Also, I keep on associating Chris's avatar with Kingz. Probably the whole king thing. Anyone want to change? I'll buy you a Pepsi.

I didn't say I don't want it. I just don't want to play it right now.

I just got it for xbox. I've been working on Planescape: Torment, which I'd rather be playing, but since I got it has a Christmas present from my parents I'm going to have to give it a go. Blast! I'm hoping it isn't too long so I can get back to Planescape.

I was just catching up on the Epic Saga, and I was wondering if you guys had any thoughts on strips 47, 48, and 49. So... Odin apparently likes swords... and barbarians over the age of 18...

Yeah? Well, you're all Nazis!

ah, nope, I haven't read that one.

Come on, I still don't get it. What the heck is up with cold showers. Please explain to the "token virgin".

Uh... I'm afraid I don't get this one. What's a shower got to do with anything? I only take a cold one when our hot water heater is acting up. Currently it is working, so, no, I don't take a cold shower every morning. Now, why do you ask?

Actually, there's a surprising amount of porn on the site I linked to, but I don't think it's called porn. What are nude 'art' photographs called? It's sort of annoying because I just want to look for nifty pictures of cats, etc. and they've got all this other crap. These two are neat.

meh, don't give me links to your dirty porn sites, or whatever that site is. Isn't that picture of the kitten awesome though? They've got some absolutely incredible pictures over at photo.net, though they don't make them very easy to look through.

What? Innuendo? Swords? Sex? What's that? I don't get it. All right, which one of you bastards jokers hijaked my account? You know I don't know anything about that stuff.