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How would a fan saying he wanted to fuck or marry this cartoonist on account of the fact that she made good comics be interpreted as an overtly sexist comment rather than just a crude or hilarious one? I mean, it certainly fits the pattern, but I assume the villain argued his comment wasn't sexist – I'd like to read the reasoning. At one point I remember wanting to say Kingz made comics so good I wanted to make sex to him, but I didn't, because it wouldn't be hilarious.

Who knew Glengarry Glen Ross was such a great film?!

Shit is about to go down.

Indeed, Groove Coaster was great.

Minish Cap is the absolute best a Zelda game has ever looked.

Love the images in this RPS article.

Not Youtube, not comical, but very well executed: http://vimeo.com/25451551

Well, they're not idiots, so either PC gamers are, regardless of all the outrage, buying enough copies of Ubisoft's games that they consider the DRM a success, or They're really going to use a new, better and more benevolent form of DRM that they'll tell us all about soon, and this is just an unfortunate mess of rumors and misunderstanding, or They are idiots.

I won't let you down.

That would definitely be more in line with the level of sophistication I've come to expect from you. What's the matter, losing your edge?

The "o" would line up perfectly with the anus though, which is pretty neat.

Oh, I would never wear them either.

Cool tattoo! I think they wrap it to prevent clots of congealed pus and flakes of infected cells from falling everywhere while the body's immune system adapts to the new, coloured skin.

So, Hanna. I quite liked it, but mostly for the incredible audio and visuals (I'm such a sucker for long takes (even if they're fake)). The story, and characters in particular, seemed kind of weirdly... off, somehow. The actions and interactions of the family seemed very artificial, Blanchett's character was all over the place, and the bad guys appeared to come right out of a Steven Seagal flick. The sets, cinematography, music were fantastic, though. Some really great scenes in there.

I'm totally not going to look at you blankly.

Nah, he doesn't really mean it. He just gets all exited and rude when he gets ready to transform into his role-playing persona.

Well this is embarrassing.

This is what adventure games are for. Police Quest teaches you stuff like open door and examine pigeon hole. Ben There, Dan That teaches you stuff like brillo and deffo.

Link?

I am, but I'm also here.

Holy fucking Maloney, look at this!